- At least the little one looks like a goat
- What is it with sausages?
- Can Will stay well clear?
- Alf is a no-show
- Jack will be 92
- Keira runs late for her own christening
- “why is that man wearing a nightie?”
- Neil gets all moral
- Ambridge won at cricket
- George got flashing shoes, but fell into a rose bush
- The Thwaites have a great spider
At least the little one looks like a goat
[Will] “I finally worked out how to do legs”
[Nic] “Yeah, the little one really looks like a goat … I always thought the big one looked more like …well … a wildebeest … it’s the sort of … erm … hefty shoulders”
[Will] “Well it is the big billy goat gruff. It needs to be hefty if it’s to put the troll into the river”
[Nic] “Oh, of course, silly me”
[George, on seeing the troll and three goats scarecrow] “Wicked! …I like the little one. He really looks like a goat”
Never mind, Will. Even if they don’t all look like it, at least you have two more than Ed.
Ed later finds out about Will doing all three goats. He’s not a happy chappy.
But at least Clarrie is speaking sense.
[Clarrie] “Couldn’t you think of something different?”
What is it with sausages?
George is persuaded to go to Keira’s christening through the promises of sausages.
Considering there seemed to be a bit of a bun fight about who was going to get to make the sausages (Nic won) – what’s the big passions for sausages?
Sausage shortage in Ambridge?
Where’s Tom???
Can Will stay well clear?
Will is worried about what Emma will be like at the christening (yes Will – we all know what Emma can be like!), but Nic is more worried about Will and Ed.
Will promises to stay well clear.
Possible?
Alf is a no-show
Humph.
Not a surprise, really. Thought this might happen – as it did with Clive Horrobin.
What a tease!
Seemingly he’s not well enough to travel. (aye, right then)
Clarrie’s quite happy. Seemingly Alf is quite a picky eater.
He even turned his nose up at her steak and kidney pie once.
Blimey.
Jack will be 92
On Tuesday.
Jamie will be 16 on Wednesday.
Keira runs late for her own christening
As she filled her nappy.
That’s her social calendar not off to a very auspicious start.
“why is that man wearing a nightie?”
Mia’s in full flow – right during Keira’s christening.
[Mia] “Mummy. Why’s that man wearing a nightie?”
[Will] “It’s a surplice … all vicars wear them”
[Mia] “It’s a nightie!”
Nic apologies to Alan for Mia interrupting the service (he doesn’t mind – he’s used to it), and also to Emma. Who was a complete bitch back to Nic.
[Emma] “Upstaging Keira like that … old enough, I’d have thought, to understand she can’t always be the centre of attention”
Meow.
Neil gets all moral
[Neil] “It’s the wrong way round … getting married first … doesn’t that worry you?”
[Alan] “I’m always thrilled to welcome a little child into the church …”
[Neil] “Well the fact is, Emma, well, she had a go at marriage and it ended in tears, so …"
Oh.
Is Neil really upset that Emma and Ed has brought forth child without getting married first?
But there’s always a silver lining.
[Neil, on Emma being a mum] “I’m so pleased she’s finally found something she’s good at … I always thought she’d have a career, but she never really settled to anything”
Ambridge won at cricket
Again! Hurrah!
That the Ambridge team was mainly made up of “old men and boys” (due to harvest) makes the win even better – even though Waterly Cross also had the same problem.
Well, a win is a win.
George got flashing shoes, but fell into a rose bush
Never mind wee man. Life can be like that.
The Thwaites have a great spider
As they’re doing Little Miss Muffet for their scarecrow.
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