Monday, 30 September 2013

Nic’s waters break (at the bus stop): Mon 30.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 30th September 2013
  • Susan’s family has nae class
  • Shall we invite that one from the prison?
  • Of course Joe can’t wait for his baccy!!!
  • Joe never to be in the fresh air again?
  • Nic wants to do a charity calendar
  • Alan kits out Darrell
  • Emma hasn’t even been to see Joe?
  • The new Grundy baby is on its way

Sunday, 29 September 2013

First mention of the Christmas Show!!!!!! – Sun 29.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 29th September 2013
  • The farmers should be thankful
  • What about the harvest supper?
  • Who was that?
  • Ruth’s a part-time Christian
  • David burnt his finger
  • How long does it take to cook runner beans?
  • Elizabeth and Nigel’s 19th anniversary
  • Courgettes or broccoli?
  • The badgers are at David again
  • Darrell to benefit from the harvest bounty
  • The trees are on the turn
  • The Christmas show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Caroline wants to sell up

Friday, 27 September 2013

Joe misses Bartleby – Fri 27.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 27th September 2013
  • Caroline’s losing customers
  • Kathy should sue?
  • Rosa has enough sandwiches for Jamie
  • Rosa and Jamie?
  • Rosa does and doesn’t want to know about her dad
  • Caroline reckons Eddie’s just human
  • What department is Mr Hughes from?
  • Joe couldn’t find his slippers
  • Bartleby and Joe, back together

Thursday, 26 September 2013

Darrell accosts Shula in the Church Yard: Thurs 26.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 26th September 2013
  • Joe’s front page news
  • The Local Authority visit to Grey Gables is clarified
  • Helen has ‘coffee’ in Rob’s office
  • Darrell tells Shula to go shake a tin
  • Rob’s feeling the pressure

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Brenda briefly blunders back – Wed 25.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 25th September 2013
  • Kathy’s a lady of leisure
  • Brenda’s back for a bit
  • So, what’s happening in Kirsty’s love life?
  • Cheap Stag do Vs expensive Hen do
  • Susan’s 50th will be at The Bull
  • Brenda tortures Tom
  • Paul’s still in mind

Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Some bloke attacks Darrell – Tues 24.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 24th September 2013
  • Nic’s happy to help
  • Joe will be planning his funeral soon
  • They still don’t like that Super Dairy
  • Josh is donating his eggs
  • Eric beats up Darrell
  • Kathy went wrong when she left teaching
  • Eddie’s got a solicitor

Monday, 23 September 2013

Kathy quits her job – Mon 23.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 23rd September 2013
  • A hot ‘date’ at an artisan food exhibition
  • What was wrong with Chloe from Norfolk?
  • Nicholas, the new Golf Club GM
  • What is Crispy United?
  • Tom discovers his Hinterland
  • Kathy's had enough
  • Kathy’s calls Martyn a Bastard

Sunday, 22 September 2013

Where’s the Grundy camera? In the sock drawer – Sun 22.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 22nd September 2013
  • Caroline doesn’t blame Lynda
  • Bad TripAdvisor review
  • The Local Authority to inspect the carpet
  • Eddie mentions that Joe is 92
  • It’s his wrist, not his leg
  • Joe didn’t want roast beef
  • Oliver admits he should have chosen Lynda
  • Eddie gets the camera out
  • Emma on toilet duty?

Friday, 20 September 2013

Eddie to sue Caroline – Fri 20.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 20th September 2013
  • Caroline starts off today relaxed …
  • Joe’s in a bad way
  • It was the carpet wot did it
  • Taking Joe to the toilet is a step too far?
  • Caroline turns on Oliver
  • Lynda’s inconsolable
  • Eddie’s furious
  • Jethro hit by a branch. Nigel falls off a roof. Joe trips over the carpet. At least David varies his modus operandi

Thursday, 19 September 2013

Joe bumps his head – Thurs 19.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 19th September 2013
  • Darrell’s just fine (actually)
  • We missed both David and Joe’s birthday yesterday
  • Joe would have won the best moustache competition
  • Ben’s enjoying Big School
  • Josh is suddenly a hunk
  • The two amigos
  • The Christmas turkeys!
  • Joe wants Nic at home
  • Joe says no to a jar
  • It was folks like Eddie and Joe Lynda didn’t want ...
  • Joe leaves in an ambulance

Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Lynda has the power! – 18.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 18th September 2013
  • “The tomatoes are on the soft side”
  • Kirsty sounds sad
  • Tony buys Tom wire and insulator
  • Ray’s upped and off
  • Tony’s matchmaking?
  • Ray does this all the time
  • Oliver installs Lynda on the throne
  • Queen Lynda’s first act

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Mrs Shen is Ray’s mistress – Tues 17.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 17th September 2013
  • Brian spots Mrs Shen
  • Matt waxes lyrical about Russia
  • Brian spots Mrs Shen AND Ray
  • Poor ewe
  • Alistair says no, then yes (with provisos)
  • Temp Anthea is now a Perm PA
  • Matt and Brian don’t support paternity leave

Monday, 16 September 2013

Helen’s delusional – Mon 16.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 16th September 2013
  • Shula is  stunned at Helen’s crafting talents
  • Helen’s suddenly thick
  • Shula wants to offer Darrell a room

Sunday, 15 September 2013

The Flower and Produce Show 2013 – Sun 15.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 15th September 2013
  • Who won the Rose Bowl?
  • We’re spared phone sex
  • Remember the lost earring
  • Mrs Shen doesn’t know the meaning of ‘Do Not Disturb’
  • A buffer for Kathy?
  • Mrs Shen doesn’t want to swim with Kathy
  • David and Ruth are going to the Mexican night
  • Rob and Lynda’s llamas save Helen
  • Mrs Shen wants her swimsuit laundered

Friday, 13 September 2013

Josh snogs a gorgeous girl – Fri 13.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 13th September 2013
  • The cows enjoy modern pop
  • Berrow Farm
  • Was it a wild party?
  • Mrs Shen made Magda cry
  • Ray buses in auld yins
  • David has TWO glasses of wine
  • Lynda covers for Ray

Thursday, 12 September 2013

Pat’s breaking the law for Helen – Thurs 12.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 12th September 2013
  • Pat’s keeping a secret from Helen
  • Stew means Kathy
  • Tony caught Tom stealing
  • Kathy’s not going on holiday
  • Darrell’s hiding in bushes, eating crisps

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Take your Mistress to work day – Wed 11.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 11th September 2013
  • Jolene and Kenton’s go 1950s style
  • Why would the link only work on a laptop?
  • Lilian summarises Ambridge Extra
  • Why was Rob waiting for Helen outside the pub?
  • Kenton’s spotted Darrell
  • Helen admires the Super Dairy
  • Dmitry was a demi-god

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

The Church won’t help Darrell – Tues 10.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 10th September 2013
  • Neil tries to help Darrell
  • Alan can’t help Darrell
  • Ray corrects Lynda
  • Mrs Shen wants magazines
  • The Hamiltons have gone elsewhere
  • Lynda has to find a piñata

Monday, 9 September 2013

Matt and Lilian, back home – Mon 09.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 9th September 2013
  • They’re back!
  • Lewis has need for hay
  • Now David’s smitten with Rob
  • Ian and Kathy compare bad bosses
  • Lilian impresses Matt
  • The asparagus is overcooked!
  • The Conservation Officer’s causing trouble
  • Anthea’s here to stay

Sunday, 8 September 2013

Kirsty makes a move on Tom – Sun 08.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 8th September 2013
  • Was Jess at the family gathering?
  • Lynda tries to bring culture to  the Mexican evening
  • Kirsty likes Tom …
  • Kirsty thinks the earrings are good enough
  • How did Tom solve his cashflow problem?
  • The arrival of Mrs Shen

Friday, 6 September 2013

A Mexican night at Grey Gables – Fri 06.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 6th September 2013
  • Lynda’s also out of the Rose Bowl
  • Oliver’s oblivious
  • Ray’s a liar
  • The music teacher saves the concert
  • Lily’s hyper
  • Ray demands a Mexican night
  • Should the Church save Darrell?
  • Just because Ray’s the boss?

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Rob saves some Brookfield cows – Thurs 05.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 5th September 2013
  • Emma and Ed are down the pub
  • Simone has glandular fever
  • Darrell’s sleeping in the bus shelter
  • Keira has a purple monster called George
  • Distressed cows at Brookfield
  • Clarrie’s worried about Kathy
  • The vet students like the caravans
  • Rob’s going back to his family
  • Josh wants pizza and mates

It’s all over – Thurs 05.09.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 5th September 2013
  • Lilian’s in trouble
  • Matt to the rescue!
  • The quickest flight from Inverness to Surrey … ever!
  • Matt chooses Lilian
  • Brenda doesn’t choose Dmitry
  • Pusscat and Tiger, back together
  • Hmmm …

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Grey Gables has dirty changing rooms – Wed 04.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 4th April 2013
  • Ray’s litany of ineptitude
  • Helen’s jewellery in the Flower and Produce show
  • More consternation about the wedding invites
  • Brian behaves admirably
  • Jennifer lost a sleeve!

Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Helen sends Henry away – Tues 03.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 3rd September 2013
  • Helen puts Rob before Henry
  • Ben’s at the big school
  • At least Ruth’s roses are surviving
  • Consternation over the wedding invites
  • Henry likes boxes
  • Tony gets to say ‘I told you so’
  • The concert tickets are selling well
  • Shula has Darrell on her mind
  • When’s a Hen not a Moor Hen?

Lilian whores herself – Tues 03.09.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 3rd September 2013
  • Lilian woos Leonid
  • Robin thinks Matt’s the hostile takeover
  • Dmitry’s lovesick
  • Matt’s threatened with a shotgun
  • What a load of …

Monday, 2 September 2013

Tom has nae cash – Mon 02.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 2nd September 2013
  • Afternoon teas to save the Golf Club
  • Tom simply adores Rob
  • The Pickers were ever so quiet this year
  • Kirsty and Tom have ham and chips
  • Rhys’ brewing is lethal
  • Tom has cashflow issues

Sunday, 1 September 2013

Lynda prefers salmon without the head – Sun 01.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 1st September 2013
  • Ray demands espresso
  • Fallon has a list, and she’s checking it twice
  • Rhys is home brewing, but not saying a word about it
  • Don’t like salmon heads?
  • Lynda’s smelling the roses
  • In-house entertainment … at Grey Gables!