Sunday, 31 March 2013

The tale of two Simnel cakes: Sun 31.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 31st march 2013
  • Feeding the early Easter risers
  • Topical alter … another clock reminder
  • The organ is sticking
  • Jennifer’s still horrified by Alice
  • Where’s everyone for Easter?
  • The Easter Egg hunt
  • Two Simnel cakes … twice the fun
  • Ed’s milk leaflets do not impress Clarrie
  • Pip’s back to old habits
  • Clarrie sounds a bit different

Alice wants to go, Jennifer won’t let her: Fri 29.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 29th March 2013
  • Success is a full fridge
  • Brenda’s at work on Good Friday
  • James is 40 tomorrow
  • Amy has a cracking flat
  • The Easter Walk
  • Ruairi got a HUGE Easter egg
  • Alice wants to go
  • Lilian’s looking well

Brenda stands up Tom: Thurs 28.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 28th March 2013
  • Lilian’s lost the plan
  • Cassandra or Bethany?
  • What’s Ifty’s end of term treat?
  • Topical insert … the clocks are going forward
  • Alistair tries to turn Ifty
  • Bethany has a cough
  • Alistair spots Ifty’s twinkle

Please, please, please, let me get what I want: Wed 27.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 27th March 2013
  • Pip‘s a failure (not entirely unexpected)
  • Brookfield to become a tourist mecca
  • Neil’s not one to judge
  • Please, please, please, let me get what I want

Darrell has a wodge on him: Tues 26.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 26th March 2013
  • Freddie does love a maths trail
  • The flirting of Ifty and Elizabeth
  • No wonder Darrell was caught first time round!
  • Chris can’t play darts or cricket
  • Canada? No-one’s talking

Monday, 25 March 2013

Some bloke fancies Helen!: Mon 25.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 25th March 2013
  • Chris is home, surrounded by cards
  • Why was Tom “scrubbed up”?
  • Cheesestraw excited by Cheese
  • Tom’s just misunderstood?
  • Helen gets picked up
  • Brenda Vs Lilian, round 899538922783 (prt 2)
  • Emma’s kids are artists

Brenda’s running away from Tom: Sun 24.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 24th March 2013
  • Tom’s sooking up
  • Ruth says no to buying expensive Easter eggs
  • Palm Sunday
  • Pip’s with another family for Easter
  • Tom’s begging
  • Beth’s better than telly
  • Breast feeding … the new excuse for biscuits
  • Brenda to do an Alice?
  • Lily’s first quarter peel
  • Amy’s moved out
  • How do you solve a problem like Pip?

Brenda’s for the cows: Fri 22.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 22nd March 2013
  • Tony’s hiding by the window
  • Henry’s a bad wee boy
  • Bridge Farm needs John
  • The WI has changed guest speaker
  • Pat’s just about better company than a vacuum cleaner
  • Brenda chooses cows over Tom
  • Lilian’s being rude to Brenda

Tom decides ‘no cows’ at Bridge (a dairy) Farm: Thurs 21.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 21st March 2013
  • Where’s Darrell been ‘til one in the morning?
  • Tom drops a ‘no cow’ clanger
  • Pip, the lamb killer

Sunday, 24 March 2013

David’s seriously annoyed with Pip (again): Wed 20.03.13

The Archers Wednesday 20th March 2013
  • The Chiffchaffs are our at Brookfield
  • Pip’s frustrating David
  • Fabian, “he of the magnificent thighs”
  • Is there bed-hopping at weddings?
  • Has Spencer got leaf spot?
  • Rosa tries to buy a fridge freezer
  • David wants Pip to “come out”

Saturday, 23 March 2013

Alan needs more money (again): Tues 19.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 19th March 2013
  • It’s Donkey time!
  • Jim’s a busy chap
  • Shula still thinks it was her fault
  • Jim being clever backfires
  • Alan wants the Church to give
  • Chris wants to stay … or go?

Tom Archer’s goes non-organic: Mon 18.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 18th March 2013
  • Tom made cheese on toast
  • Non-organic at Bridge Farm
  • No beer, but there is cheesecake
  • Brenda had a “pants” day

Will no-one think of Anna’s piano lessons!!!: Sun 17.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 17th March 2013
  • Darrell (doesn’t) wish death on Chris
  • Pip warms up a lamb
  • Chris isn’t a corpse
  • Chris reckons it’s Chris’ fault
  • Elona heaps the pressure onto Darrell

Sunday, 17 March 2013

Chris being hurt is all about Alice: Fri 15.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 15th March 2013
  • Alice just thinks of Alice
  • Darrell has a sack truck
  • Darrell has the key
  • Alice still to go to Canada?

"Does every sentence have to have sausages in it?": Thurs 14.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 14th March 2013
  • Just. Tell. Pip. To. Pay. Rent.
  • Tom has to hear it from Kirsty
  • David teaches Josh basic farming skills
  • Where’s the wrapping paper?
  • Tom had to pay for parking

Chris wakes up: Wed 13.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 13th March 2013
  • Chris talks to Emma
  • The village blames Alice
  • Ed’s a marketing genius!
  • Peas or beans?
  • Ed doesn’t have to be forced into the same room as Will
  • Ed’s a gent
  • Just good friends

Darrell will have to do wrong again: Tues 12.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 12th March 2013
  • Brenda’s not a happy work bunny
  • Elona buys sweets for the residents
  • Jill ties to recruit Elona to the WI
  • What’s a “sporting evening”?
  • Matt in Borchester Life?
  • Vicky’s fuming

Saturday, 16 March 2013

The lads reckon it was Chris’ fault: Mon 11.03.13

The Archers Monday 11th March 2013
  • “Don’t you ever get tired of leek and potato?”
  • But Susan hasn’t got flu?
  • Tom sees reason
  • A whopping profit for Ed and Jazzer
  • Jazzer fancies Elona
  • When is prison “ a holiday camp”?
  • Chris is in hospital because of Chris

Josh and Ben make Yorkshire pudding: Sun 10.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 10th March 2013
  • Mother’s Day at Brookfield
  • Brian’s already thinking about Chris dying …

FINALLY Brenda gives Tom what for: Fri 08.03.12 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 8th March 2013
  • Ben and Josh has Mother’s Day plans
  • Alice is home
  • Tom couldn’t’ even be ars*d buying salad
  • Freddie talks to Ifty
  • A maths trail. What fun!

Chris gets worse: Thurs 07.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 7th March 2013
  • Chris needs a machine to breathe
  • 8 hours in Amsterdam
  • Freddie isn’t talking
  • The business must go on
  • The Trustees don’t sound convinced
  • Elizabeth’s lonely

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Ed gets a penny, no change for Chris: Wed 06.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 6th March 2013
  • Chris is fine, apart from a ruptured intestine (!)
  • Ed uses the power of s spreadsheet against Mike
  • When was the last time Felphersham Hospital had a review?

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Chris is in intensive care: Tues 05.03.12 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 5 March 2013
  • Has Shula been under a rock?
  • Non-EU dairymen and no 24/7 vet
  • Easter eggs, football and performance cars
  • Chris is in intensive care

Chris gets bladdered: Mon 04.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 4th March 2013
  • Pat and Tom row over veg boxes
  • Jazzer has more names for the shearing business
  • Bad paint job
  • Chris doesn’t even want Freda’s pie!

Alice is leaving on a jet plane: Sun 03.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 3rd March 2013
  • Alice doesn’t know how to pack a shirt
  • Chris doesn’t kiss Alice goodbye
  • Tom infuriates Brenda
  • Brookfield’s paddocks are ruined
  • When is a farm cottage not in a farm?
  • Josh to inherit Brookfield

Saturday, 2 March 2013

Alice is off to Canada*: Fri 01.03.13

*for the interview

The Archers Friday 1st March 2013

  • Alice and Pip are such girls!
  • Anne Franks’ house
  • Alice makes her choice
  • The Tractor project begins
  • Just tell Pip to move out!
  • Why are Ambridge residents turning bad?