Friday, 30 August 2013

Caroline deadheads some flowers – Fri 30.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 30th August 2013
  • Caroline’s loving omelette
  • There’s a smell in room 6
  • The food at the Golf Club is dry
  • Complacency sets in about the Super Dairy
  • Welsh Love Spoons resolve all
  • Ruth’s not bothered about competition?
  • Pip took her own duvet

Thursday, 29 August 2013

Alan picks the wrong flowers – Thurs 29.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 29th August 2013
  • Ambridge lost to Loxley Barrett
  • Alan asks Shula if she uses Twitter
  • Not the roses, Alan
  • Shula reckons it’ll all be fine
  • Those poor cows
  • That horrible Des got 8 years

Brenda wakes up to Dmitry – Thurs 29.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 29th August 2013
  • Brenda’s new job is … brining coffee!
  • Now Tatyana has the contract
  • Brenda eavesdrops
  • Matt’s off to shoot something
  • Leonid knows Robin
  • Lilian thinks Matt’s getting intimate with Tatyana
  • Lilian to use her womanly wiles?

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Pip’s becoming Super Dairy – Wed 28.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 28th August 2013
  • Kirsty and Tom … again
  • All Henry has is his bricks
  • Helen shows Pat the necklace she made
  • David’s delighted about the badger cull
  • Pip wants to rush growing the dairy herd
  • Ben’s school shopping already

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Rob takes Helen far, far away – Tues 27.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 27th August 2013
  • When does a cow shed not smell like a cow shed?
  • Do vets drink like pickers?
  • Everyone benefits from the Super Dairy
  • Jennifer’s definitely out of the Rose Bowl
  • Will no-one think of the cows?
  • Ian likes Ray
  • Helen’s unrecognisable
  • Divot repair night

Vitaly’s dad is a bad ‘un – Tues 27.08.13 #ambridgeextra

(or not … this is getting a tad ridiculous!)

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 27th August 2013
  • Brenda’s still swallowing Dmitry’s rubbish
  • One should not talk dodgy deals in a food hall
  • Leonid was next to the pate
  • Dmitry picnics in style
  • Leonid times his visit with a shower
  • Dmitry thinks Brenda’s “smart” at PR
  • Leonid stole the phone

Monday, 26 August 2013

Ray arrives, and has lunch – Mon 26.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers  Monday 26th August 2013
  • Does the Georgian Society have Bath Buns with their tea?
  • Ray sounds dodgy …
  • Competition for the Rose Bowl steps back up again
  • Ruth buys biscuits
  • Ray’s a Conway Twitty Man

Sunday, 25 August 2013

Darrell’s sleeping rough – Sun 25.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 25th August 2013
  • Kathy’s feeling the pressure
  • Kenton’s not got great penmanship
  • Darrell’s sleeping in the park
  • Fallon resorts to shouting

Friday, 23 August 2013

The Golf Club is not a Kibbutz (allegedly) – Fri 23.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 23rd August 2013
  • Kenton and Jolene playing wet t-shirt competition
  • Lynda still believes
  • Kathy corrects grammar while others lose their livelihood
  • Kenton’s simple to Matt’s complicated
  • Kenton’s welcomed back to Wedding HQ

Thursday, 22 August 2013

There was nearly a shower scene! – Thurs 22.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 22nd August 2013
  • Everyone’s shocked at Shula’s charity
  • At least Pip will have clean clothes in Yorkshire
  • Brian has a moment of empathy
  • Helen abandons Henry for jewellery making
  • The picker killed Jennifer’s roses
  • The microphones were off for the bath

Lilian’s most impressed by Dmitry – Thurs 22.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 22nd August 2013
  • Brenda’s moving in with Dmitry
  • Brenda can order food!
  • Lilian still wants Brenda
  • Robin says the contract is worthless
  • Nicolai Barbarin found murdered
  • Dmitry is revealed
  • Matt’s room is messy

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Ambridge celebrates gay pride? – Wed 21.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 21st August 2013
  • The Flower and Produce Show celebrates diversity
  • Jolene finds THE dress
  • Caroline’s finally in the mood for a holiday
  • Martin won’t believe the facts
  • Caroline wants to go to Juliet’s house

Tuesday, 20 August 2013

Susan would prefer British workers – 20.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 20th August 2013
  • Not all is rosey in Jennifer’s garden
  • A local Super Dairy for local people
  • Rob didn’t get much sleep last night
  • Bridge Farm veg boxes at the Super Dairy?
  • All Jennifer had to do is buy stamps
  • Shula’s pushing tickets
  • £3572
  • Jennifer’s also entering her roses
  • “I managed to insult Kenton and Shula simultaneously.”

Matt’s scared of a teddy bear – Tues 20.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 20th August 2013
  • Matt won’t go home
  • Matt takes Tatyana to a caff
  • Tatyana’s a bad ‘un?
  • Brenda aspires to be a WAG
  • Dmitry’s in on the sham?
  • Matt has pie in a box
  • Dmitry asks Brenda for an investment
  • Evil teddy bear …

Monday, 19 August 2013

Helen’s a liar – Mon 19.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 19th August 2013
  • Ray’s references should raise alarm bells
  • Lynda’s patted on the head, and sent off happy
  • Tom’s increasing production
  • Helen makes Henry cry
  • Helen is such a caring friend

Sunday, 18 August 2013

Pip tickles a cow’s nose – Sun 18.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 18th August 2013
  • Pip gets a cow going
  • Lynda becomes Kathy’s dealer
  • Poor Valda
  • Lynda reckons she’s management material
  • No room for Pip?
  • Lynda and Ruth also want the Rose bowl
  • Shula congratulates Alan and Usha on their marriage
  • Shula’s roped into the Elms

Friday, 16 August 2013

Tom’s told about Dmitry – Fri 16.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 16th August 2013
  • Pat and Tony demand ethical
  • Pat and Kathy do culture
  • £3.50 lost off of every barrel
  • Four poppadums … steady on!
  • When is a chilli too hot?
  • Kathy isn’t entirely happy about the bestman
  • Kirsty is David Cameron’s kinda gal
  • Tom’s told that Brenda has a boyfriend
  • We don’t eavesdrop in on Rob and Helen

Thursday, 15 August 2013

Brookfield’s first calf of 2013 – Thurs 15.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 15th August 2013
  • Caroline gives Ray Grey Gables without references
  • Daniel’s off to Nottingham Uni
  • Elizabeth sold her land
  • When a  calf is born …
  • David’s not bothered?
  • Jolene and Kenton “sophisticated” … ???
  • Ben’s starting secondary school

Robin is a bad ‘un – Thurs 15.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 15th August 2013
  • Lilian shouts at Brenda
  • Robin can’t be trusted
  • Brenda tells all
  • Lilian finds Matt too thin

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

Jamie makes pizza – Wed 14.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 14th August 2013
  • Don’t call Jamie when he’s slicing wood
  • The wheat is nearly in, the pheasants are well
  • But Jennifer made Salmon en croute!
  • Helen’s being sexy again
  • Milk will be scarce in Autumn
  • Kenton, bullied by a spider
  • The Traditional Roses Bowl
  • Brian joins in with Martin
  • Jamie distracts Kathy with wine and pizza

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Sabrina gets a free cucumber body wrap – Tues 13.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 13th August 2013
  • The girls are being obliging for Oliver
  • Mike’s lying to Lilian
  • Oliver wants some bloke to run Grey Gables
  • Is Anthea  good ‘un?
  • Sabrina complains
  • Lilian tracks down Matt

Dmitry is super rich – Tues 13.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 13th August 2013
  • Matt’s off to London
  • Brenda doesn’t want sausages
  • Dmitry’s the big boss man
  • Lilian’s tracked down Matt

Monday, 12 August 2013

There are too many Archers – Mon 12.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 12th August 2013
  • “The trouble is Kenton’s family”
  • Kenton wants to be married as Dracula
  • Morality lessons from Kirsty
  • Brenda not coming home?
  • And another Archers invites themselves
  • Shelly Brazil is on Twitter
  • Tom and Kirsty going out, again

Sunday, 11 August 2013

Helen’s happy to be Rob’s secret – Sun 11.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 11th August 2013
  • Helen and Rob, in bed
  • What did happen to Rob’s arm?
  • No new tractor for Tom
  • £18,200 raised for the organ
  • Kathy had to work today
  • Kathy and Pat to the playground, Neil and Tony to The Bull
  • Helen’s playing housewife
  • We didn’t need to know Helen’s hands were wet
  • Helen’s happy to be a dirty secret
  • Milk’s on the up!
  • Happy Helen
  • Open air Shakespeare

Friday, 9 August 2013

Helen booty calls Rob – Fri 09.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 9th August 2013
  • Ian’s caught having a cigarette
  • David won’t be bestman
  • Lillian DOESN’T have a GandT
  • Lilian makes Mike uncomfortable
  • Mike makes a guess at where Brenda went on holiday
  • Helen doesn’t tell Ian
  • Henry’s like a dog
  • Helen booty calls Rob

Thursday, 8 August 2013

Bearded men invade Lower Loxley – Thurs 08.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 8th August 2013
  • Pat doesn’t need words
  • Ben goes to football practice
  • Steve gets the boot
  • Beardy Weirdys
  • Did Elizabeth not notice the recession?
  • Kenton got a remote controlled airplane
  • A Lower Loxley wedding

Matt has porno on in his room – Thurs 08.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 8th July 2013
  • Matt gets a cigar for his birthday
  • Matt doesn’t scare easily
  • There’s a surprise in Matt’s room
  • Brenda’s sent to England
  • Is Dmitry a bad ‘un?

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

The Magic Grain Sucker to the rescue! – 07.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 7th August 2013
  • Kathy’s on yet another personal call
  • David tipped the trailer
  • The silent film night

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

A guest got the wrong cereal! – Tues 06.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 6th August 2013
  • Caroline’s up and at ‘em
  • Where in Borsetshire are there no memories for Kenton and Jolene?
  • Anthea’s annoying, but efficient
  • Does Mike know Brenda’s with Matt?

Meet the serfs – Tues 06.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 6th August
  • Lilian discovers Brenda is in cahoots
  • Just the new girl’s fault?
  • Nicolai Barbarin’s the chap with Matt’s money

Monday, 5 August 2013

Sunday, 4 August 2013

Emma abandons the Church – Sun 04.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 4th August 2013
  • Emma’s not going back to Church
  • Where’s Emma going for her birthday?
  • Don’t believe a word Helen says
  • The waiter had his shirt untucked!
  • Sunday Lunch has changed at the Golf Club
  • A second showing at the silent film night
  • Shula gets a whole choir for free
  • Sweaty cheese

Friday, 2 August 2013

Freddie doesn’t want to be a pageboy – Fri 02.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 2nd August
  • Jolene’s marrying into the horsey set
  • Grey Gables coped with Caroline
  • Freddie and Lily approve
  • Lily accepts Freddie’s better at something
  • Awkward Rob and Helen moment
  • Why doesn’t Freddie want to be a pageboy?
  • Caroline was Oliver’s investment

Kathy does a bad Terminator impression – Thurs 01.08.13

Pondering The Archers  Thursday 1st August 2013
  • Tom does as Rob suggests
  • Dressing cheese
  • Martin has no sense of humour
  • Brian’s an “interesting” boss

Thursday, 1 August 2013

Matt leaves for Ambridge … but doesn’t – Thurs 01.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 1st August 2013
  • Matt doesn’t leave
  • Brenda’s staying
  • Brenda really is obsessed with Dmitry having a better job