Friday, 31 May 2013

Paul is attacked (again) – Fri 31.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 31st May 2013
  • Pip’s turned the corner
  • Josh and Ben have pals with which to play
  • Tom brings Kirsty champagne
  • Hasn’t Jazzer played the bagpipes before?
  • Josh wants to do a Tracey Emin
  • Paul gets a severe warning

Thursday, 30 May 2013

Jazzer accuses Lynda of racism – Thurs 30.05.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 30th May 2013
  • Peggy doesn’t want an agency
  • Jim Poo Poos Tom’s bravery
  • Do Llamas get sheared?
  • Lynda! Stop gossiping!!!
  • Jim hasn’t noticed Jennifer loathes him?
  • Jennifer didn’t even know
  • Who will open the fete?

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Paul’s attacked – Wed 29.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 29th May 2013
  • Paul's harassing Lilian (again)
  • Jennifer will have to go to an agency
  • How was their evening at the Orangery?
  • The hitman finally finds Paul

Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Tony shouts at Brian – Tues 28.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 28th May 2013
  • Tony tells Brian what’s what
  • Brian wants, Brian gets
  • Brian’s turn to do the caravans
  • Rob impresses Adam
  • German and Hungarian Heifers
  • Tony will have to put a cheery face on it
  • Those churns are worth £40!
  • Tony shouts at Jennifer
  • Jennifer won’t go to Shula’s drinks

Sunday, 26 May 2013

Lilian hangs up on Paul: Sun 26.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 26th May 2013
  • What’s important in a designer?
  • Will nobody help Jennifer?
  • Matt’s hitman sounds clueless
  • Joe gets a pint for taking from Tony
  • Lilian and Paul have a right spat
  • Lilian won’t help Tony
  • Neil’s commenting on the Single Wicket

Friday, 24 May 2013

David and Pip make a deal: Fri 24.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 24th May 2013
  • Tony feels he’s betrayed their cows
  • A deal is struck (thank goodness!)
  • Matt has no sympathy
  • A Brookfield lamb gets stuck in a hedge
  • Crying over spilt coffee
  • Matt hires a hitman

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Ambride-ifying the Highland Games: Thurs 23.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 23rd May 2013
  • Peggy and Jill, on biscuits
  • Jill’s a PR guru
  • Tom’s shoe lace broke
  • The skittle team won’t be partaking
  • Jill’s averse to adults eating sweets
  • The Highland games, watered down for Ambridge
  • Kenton and Jill judge David
  • Poor Darrell
  • Elona and Peggy have to part
  • Peggy’s grandchildren’s love life makes her sad

Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Jonathan dumps Helen: Wed 22.05.13 #thearchers

The Archers  Wednesday 22nd May 2013
  • Helen’s still stalking Jonathan
  • We didn’t have to hear all of Tom’s presentation
  • Still laughing at Brian
  • David gets confused between tea and coffee
  • The Phil Archers get competitive
  • Ruth’s backing down

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Brian’s exposed: Tues 21.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 21st May 2013
  • Jennifer cleans a caravan
  • Borchester Life takes the Michael out of Brian
  • Nic and Joe take the Michael out of Brian
  • Glen Whitehouse takes the Michael out of Brian
  • Joe’s triumphant
  • Ed versus Will

Monday, 20 May 2013

The horse REALLY was injured. Honest. – Mon 20.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 20th May 2013
  • Matt’s trying to trip up Lilian
  • The horse ambulance had to be called!
  • The last calf to be born at Bridge Farm?
  • Alice is glad she stayed, Chris avoids the washing up
  • Party at Shula and Alistair’s!
  • Jonathan’s dumped Helen?

Sunday, 19 May 2013

Paul calls Lilian a whore – Sun 19.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 19th May 2013
  • Josh is in business
  • Paul’s stalking Lilian
  • Nic laughs in church
  • Paul calls Lilian stupid, then a prostitute
  • Lilian forgot coffee with Peggy AND arrived home in a taxi

Friday, 17 May 2013

Matt follows Lilian to Pauls – Fri 17.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 17th May 2013
  • Matt kisses Lilian off to Paul’s
  • Has Tom topped himself?
  • When Celia met Lilian
  • When Celia met Matt

Thursday, 16 May 2013

Tom realises Brenda’s gone for good – Thurs 16.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 16th May 2013
  • Clarrie got Nic to help with the flowers
  • Jim and Jill go for tea
  • Tom to branch out into haggis?
  • Jazzer runs to his ma
  • The kids worry Jill
  • Clarrie gets Nic to church
  • Everyone fancies Rob?
  • Jazzer protects his girls
  • Tom accepts Brenda’s gone

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Pip discovers Josh is the favoured one – Wed 15.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 15th May 2013
  • Was the fete vote rigged?
  • The shop’s run out of pasta quills!
  • Pip decides to be reasonable
  • Jennifer and Susan have a natter
  • Spencer wants Adam
  • Hell hath no fury like a Pip pipped by Josh

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

When the Fete became a Highland Games – Tues 14.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 14th May 2013
  • Matt’s off for a walk
  • The Village Fete theme this year is …
  • ANOTHER holiday for Matt and Lilian

Monday, 13 May 2013

Matt knows it’s Paul – Mon 13.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 13th May 2013
  • Lilian still believes Paul’s rubbish
  • Darrell’s staying, Elona’s not
  • Single Wicket, single-minded Alistair
  • It’s non-conclusive news for Bridge Farm
  • Jonathan still hasn’t called Helen
  • Matt suspects
  • Darrell drops Lilian right in it

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Ambridge on Sea – Sun 12.05.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 12th May 2013
  • Nic has a list, and she’s checking it twice
  • David shows the tyres what’s what
  • Ambridge on Sea
  • For Josh, the computer says …
  • Clarrie’s determined to hook Nic into flower arranging

Friday, 10 May 2013

The Brookfield kids want money – Fri 10.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 10th May 2013
  • Josh wants to graze chickens
  • Poor Number 27
  • Topical mention!
  • Jill and David do the weeding
  • What’s the gossip from Lower Loxley?
  • The darts team have a saint
  • Pip still wants a better car

Thursday, 9 May 2013

Kirsty wants the old Tom Archer back – Thurs 09.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 9th May 2013
  • Jonathan’s gone to ground?
  • Kirsty is Tom’s one woman cheerleader squad
  • Lilian turns up, as Paul demanded
  • Paul’s a fibber
  • Tom is Brian without a Jennifer?

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Matt’s stalking Lilian – Wed 08.05.12 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 8th May 2013
  • Eddie lets Clarrie down
  • Fat ducks
  • Vicky offers up her soft toys
  • Eddie impresses Lilian with his slab prowess
  • Matt turns up unexpectedly again
  • While Matt’s at golf …

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Jonathan doesn’t approve? – Tues 07.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 7th May 2013
  • Pat lies to Clarrie
  • Clarrie’s cooking her own birthday treat
  • Helen’s got a date
  • Matt’s snooping on Lilian’s phone
  • Matt turns up unexpectedly, admires Brenda and gets jealous over a gay chap
  • Jonathan expected a dad

Monday, 6 May 2013

A cow reacts at Bridge Farm – Mon 06.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 6th May 2013
  • Neil offers Josh 30%
  • Phoebe likes living with Brenda
  • Ed and Jazzer attack the Brookfield sheep
  • One, lonely cow at Bridge Farm

Sunday, 5 May 2013

Need to raise £50k? Hold a Flower Festival - Sun 05.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 5th May 2013
  • Jill and Clarrie’s Flower Festival
  • Elona’s leaving
  • The Ambridge drums give Peggy a fright

Friday, 3 May 2013

The Llamas can live! – Fri 03.05.13

Pondering The Archers Friday 3rd May 2013
  • Do the Llamas have TB?
  • Eddie wants to whisk Clarrie away to the seaside
  • Lynda spreads gossip without wanting to spread gossip
  • Does Bridge Farm have TB?
  • Single Wicket time!
  • Welfare Friendly labels
  • One man and his dog (and a bottle of pop and a sausage roll)

Thursday, 2 May 2013

Elona demands a divorce – Thurs 02.05.12 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 2nd May 2013
  • Darrell’s waiting to be arrested
  • Josh wants a share
  • Supper at the Aldridges
  • Can Josh play with the eggs?
  • Darrell’s on his own

Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Paul dumps his son – Wed 01.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 1st May 2013
  • Brenda takes the oven dishes, but leaves the frying pan
  • Paul’s openly laughing at Matt
  • Paul dumps Charlie
  • Matt’s reading Lilian’s diary
  • At least Kirsty’s interested
  • Paul tells Lilian what to do