Neil stops a dogfighting ring: Fri 19.04.13

Pondering The Archers Friday 19th April 2013

• Neil’s been shot?
• What’s Paul’s surprise?

Jim pumps Brian: Thurs 18.04.13

Pondering The Archers Thursday 18th April 2013

• Jim’s pleased with his article
• Helen berates Tom
• David’s not a fool
• Brian is a fool

Pip’s moved onto fibbing: Wed 17.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 17th April 2013

• Brenda moves out
• No chickens for Josh
• Pip’s lying
• Tom’s depressed
• Neil has a plan
• Helen’s second date went well
• Brenda wants to be friends

Darrell’s been aiding dog fighting: Tues 16.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 16th May 2013

• Ed can’t even go to darts without being nagged
• Ed wishes Nic and Will well
• Darrell cleans up dog blood
• Clarrie soothes Emma
• The Bull darts team win
• Neil helps Darrell

Josh wants chickens: Mon 15.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 15th April 2013

• Brenda’s moving to Willow Farm
• Roy’s chosen a side
• Nic sets Clarrie on Emma
• Darrell’s not playing darts
• Josh has a proposition

Tuckers and Archers are split: Sun 14.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 14th April 2013

• Brenda tells Vicky
• Tom tells Pat
• Nic tells Emma
• Brenda’s moving out
• Vicky tells Mike

Nic and Will are expecting: Fri 12.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 12th April 2013

• Clarrie enjoyed last night’s WI talk
• Eddie would have washed his jeans, but …
• Was Sabrina a ferret?
• Sheep shall be sheared, Jazzer and Ed style
• Jazzer’s spotted something’s amiss with Tom
• Nic and Will are pregnant
• Pat and Tony really hate Brian
• Spring has Sprung for Helen
• Tom isn’t good enough for Pat and Tony

Tom is definitely dumped: Thurs 11.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 11th April 2013

• Paul’s apologetic
• Alice keeps her job
• Brenda finally sleeps in a different room

Helen has a date, Mike goes to the WI: Wed 10.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 10th April 2013

• Helen and Jonathan’s first date
• Why is Mike at the WI?

Paul behaves badly: Tues 09.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 9th April 2013

• Paul’s a proper looper
• Pat wants to eat lunch at lunchtime
• Helen’s first date shall be bowling
• Tom annoys Pat and Tony
• Lilian bought delicious ham and olives

Maurice gives relationship advice: Mon 08.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 8th April 2013

• The Curse of Borchester Life
• Maurice on relationships
• The chicken shed AND the church organ are broken
• The chickens to go?
• Alice to go?

Tom and Brenda are still sleeping together … what?????: Sun 07.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 7th April 2013

• Tom’s not interested in weaners
• Windy riding
• Shula doesn’t approve of Ifty
• They really shouldn’t be sharing a bed
• Mark’s poem
• Who’s Jackie Woodstock and Sarah Locke?
• When’s polka dots worse than padded shoulders?

Brenda dumps Tom (at last!): Fri 05.02.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 5th April 2013

• Brenda dumps Tom
• One of the Bridge Farm cows is limping
• Pat is for turning?
• No cows at Bridge Farm

Ifty kisses Elizabeth: Thurs 04.04.14 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 4th April 2013

• Ifty and Elizabeth get close … then not
• Kathy and Pat have a girls night out
• Jamie’s still working
• Pat’s hesitancy might make Tom go elsewhere
• Alice and Chris decide about Canada

Lilian buys Peggy cake: Wed 03.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 3rd April 2013

• Paul’s an unwelcome visitor at Celia’s
• Lilian buys cake, saving Peggy 50p
• Peggy’s noticed something …
• Tony is STILL feeling positive
• Chris wants Canada?
• Peggy’s on Tom’s side

Lilian’s Paul is a stalker: Tues 02.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 2nd April 2013

• Pig admin or mucking out?
• Brenda calls Tom “pompous”
• Who is Celia?
• Now Tony’s not for the cows?
• Brenda and Lilian have a right set-to
• Brenda soon to dump Tom?

Helen makes gratin, and sides with Tom: Mon 01.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 1st April 2013

• Tony’s feeling positive
• Helen defends Tom … and agrees with him?
• Chris wants outside
• Henry is a handful
• April Fools’
• Helen made gratin
• Jonathan’s already stood Helen up
• Underage drinking at the Lower Loxley Easter Fayre

The tale of two Simnel cakes: Sun 31.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 31st march 2013

• Feeding the early Easter risers
• Topical alter … another clock reminder
• The organ is sticking
• Jennifer’s still horrified by Alice
• Where’s everyone for Easter?
• The Easter Egg hunt
• Two Simnel cakes … twice the fun
• Ed’s milk leaflets do not impress Clarrie
• Pip’s back to old habits
• Clarrie sounds a bit different

Alice wants to go, Jennifer won’t let her: Fri 29.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 29th March 2013

• Success is a full fridge
• Brenda’s at work on Good Friday
• James is 40 tomorrow
• Amy has a cracking flat
• The Easter Walk
• Ruairi got a HUGE Easter egg
• Alice wants to go
• Lilian’s looking well

Brenda stands up Tom: Thurs 28.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 28th March 2013

• Lilian’s lost the plan
• Cassandra or Bethany?
• What’s Ifty’s end of term treat?
• Topical insert … the clocks are going forward
• Alistair tries to turn Ifty
• Bethany has a cough
• Alistair spots Ifty’s twinkle

Please, please, please, let me get what I want: Wed 27.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 27th March 2013

• Pip‘s a failure (not entirely unexpected)
• Brookfield to become a tourist mecca
• Neil’s not one to judge
• Please, please, please, let me get what I want

Darrell has a wodge on him: Tues 26.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 26th March 2013

• Freddie does love a maths trail
• The flirting of Ifty and Elizabeth
• No wonder Darrell was caught first time round!
• Chris can’t play darts or cricket
• Canada? No-one’s talking

Some bloke fancies Helen!: Mon 25.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 25th March 2013

• Chris is home, surrounded by cards
• Why was Tom “scrubbed up”?
• Cheesestraw excited by Cheese
• Tom’s just misunderstood?
• Helen gets picked up
• Brenda Vs Lilian, round 899538922783 (prt 2)
• Emma’s kids are artists

Brenda’s running away from Tom: Sun 24.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 24th March 2013

• Tom’s sooking up
• Ruth says no to buying expensive Easter eggs
• Palm Sunday
• Pip’s with another family for Easter
• Tom’s begging
• Beth’s better than telly
• Breast feeding … the new excuse for biscuits
• Brenda to do an Alice?
• Lily’s first quarter peel
• Amy’s moved out
• How do you solve a problem like Pip?

Brenda’s for the cows: Fri 22.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 22nd March 2013

• Tony’s hiding by the window
• Henry’s a bad wee boy
• Bridge Farm needs John
• The WI has changed guest speaker
• Pat’s just about better company than a vacuum cleaner
• Brenda chooses cows over Tom
• Lilian’s being rude to Brenda

Tom decides ‘no cows’ at Bridge (a dairy) Farm: Thurs 21.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 21st March 2013

• Where’s Darrell been ‘til one in the morning?
• Tom drops a ‘no cow’ clanger
• Pip, the lamb killer

David’s seriously annoyed with Pip (again): Wed 20.03.13

The Archers Wednesday 20th March 2013

• The Chiffchaffs are our at Brookfield
• Pip’s frustrating David
• Fabian, “he of the magnificent thighs”
• Is there bed-hopping at weddings?
• Has Spencer got leaf spot?
• Rosa tries to buy a fridge freezer
• David wants Pip to “come out”

Alan needs more money (again): Tues 19.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 19th March 2013

• It’s Donkey time!
• Jim’s a busy chap
• Shula still thinks it was her fault
• Jim being clever backfires
• Alan wants the Church to give
• Chris wants to stay … or go?

Tom Archer’s goes non-organic: Mon 18.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 18th March 2013

• Tom made cheese on toast
• Non-organic at Bridge Farm
• No beer, but there is cheesecake
• Brenda had a “pants” day

Will no-one think of Anna’s piano lessons!!!: Sun 17.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 17th March 2013

• Darrell (doesn’t) wish death on Chris
• Pip warms up a lamb
• Chris isn’t a corpse
• Chris reckons it’s Chris’ fault
• Elona heaps the pressure onto Darrell