19th Jan 2010

• The overactive fantastes of Jolene
•  Isn’t my bed comfortable enough for you?
• The modern equivalent of a locket
• The return of that rogue, Leon
• I’m just sad

The overactive fantastes of Jolene

Yikes! Something a bit disturbing about a daughter saying her mum’s got ‘overative fantasties’ about said daughter’s love life.


Isn’t my bed comfortable enough for you?

Titter ye not!

It was ‘Stop moving. I cannae do your straps up if you’re wriggling about.” on Sunday, then “Isn’t my bed comfortable enough for you?” today.

Jazzer and Fallon: the double-entendre double act for a new decade


The modern equivalent of a locket

Bless Jazzer and his manly ways. The USB stick was a great idea – reminiscent of a lock of hair or a teeny wee photo in a locket – though he did slightly spoil it by calling her a ‘jessie’.

Thank goodness Fallon did spell it out for Jazzer, after Jolene had to spell out that she was (unwittingly) leading him on. This one could’ve gone on for yonks …


The return of that rogue, Leon

Does this man stop so low that he could fit under a table without bending?!?

What a nasty piece of work.

You’d be forgiven for thinking that the fault lay with Helen in being too full-on too quickly, but “I never suggested we were an exclusive” is a poor excuse. The trick is to actually say outright that you’re not an exclusive, rather than put the onus onto the other person somehow knowing.

Perhaps he is just a sociopath. Saying “You’re not really in a mood with me?” to Annette was either a calculated play to show Annette that there shouldn’t be any issues between them – or a complete lack of empathy with another human being. I’d go for the latter.

Either way, Mr Leon is a rogue, old-school. He preyed on both Helen and Annette for his own ends, and is obviously stupid enough to sleep with multiple partners without using protection.

Let’s hope someone mangles his man-bits before he does even more damage …


I’m just sad

Yes Helen, that you are.

I don’t get why Helen doesn’t just tell Annette why she so desperately wants her to have a baby, though maybe Helen doesn’t realise it herself.

Considering Helen was a wee bit sane when she was ‘dating’ Leon, perhaps all she does need is a good man (as much as I hate saying that – it’s sometimes the case that some folks need a partner to be happy).

Next step internet dating?