Monday 12 July 2010

11th July 2010

The Archers: Jamie’s not a happy bunny … Jude advertises his single status

  • Jamie simply can’t take it any more
  • Stain on her pink top?
  • The pitfalls of Facebook
  • Have you got your preserving sugar in?
  • Lord Wimsey, Agatha Christie and The Archers



Jamie simply can’t take it any more

Spotting the huge cracks in Kenton and Kathy’s relationship, poor Jamie’s got a lot to try and cope with.

Kathy is seemingly smothering him, so her prattling on about his birthday drove him to an abrupt round of Mr Angry.

She really should have spotted that his birthday was going to be a touchy subject this year, even though she is trying to make it all ‘normal’ for him.

“All I want for my birthday is my dad back”

You poor, poor wee man.


Stain on her pink top?

Monica Lewinsky, was the first thing I thought of.

Well, it that was all Jude managed to do with Pip, we should be grateful.

The rumours that Pip will turn out to be pregnant just make me queasy.


The pitfalls of Facebook

In the good old days, all you had to do was not go to places where you knew they were, walk down their street and make sure you dumped the bit of paper with their number on it.

In the last few years, you’ve also had to delete their number from your mobile.

Now, if you split up with someone, it’s also advisable to remove them as a friend from your Facebook profile.

Yikes!

I don’t think Jude could ever do anything else that’d surprise me (apart from turning out to actually be quite a nice chap, who was just going through a difficult patch).

What an utter kick in the teeth to Pip though! Changes his status to single – created a photo album called “Freedom”- and saying that he’s “single and loving it”.

None of that would have been to hurt Pip. Jude just doesn’t even care about what she thinks. He’s too busy ‘partying’.

Hopefully this will be another blooming-good-reason for Pip to step away from moping around after him.

“Didn’t he think I might see the photos or care … the truth is he never cared about me at all”

There you go Pip! Keep that as your morning mantra.

Now get back to College (humiliating or not), get your exams done and dusted, off to Agricultural College – all to make sure you’re next in line for Brookfield. After all, Josh is quite interested in all that farming malarkey, don’t you know.


Have you got your preserving sugar in?

You’d better hurry up, if not.

When Jill decrees that the time is nigh, you know that you’d better get in there quickly.


Lord Wimsey, Agatha Christie and The Archers

Oh I am a deliriously happy bunny.

(and I know. I should get out more …)

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