- Kenton’s on the shaving horse
- “Everything’s ready for the longest peel competition”
- Phil only managed to make a chair leg
- Jazzer’s taking the scrumpy …
- Was that our Will Nic was talking about?
- Kenton now doesn’t need to be at Jaxx
- Jolene’s back to her usual self
- The Panto jesting begins
Kenton’s on the shaving horse
But doesn’t know the difference between carpentry and “green wood working”.
Must admit neither do I, but Nigel seemed quite concerned to get it correct.
As well as kicking Kenton off of the shaving horse.
“The last thing I need on apple day is for you to decapitate yourself”
“Everything’s ready for the longest peel competition”
So, it’s not all a loss.
But what was that about a crack barn?
Phil only managed to make a chair leg
Aw, bless Phil.
I agree with Kenton that it’s a shame he never got to make the whole chair.
Jazzer’s taking the scrumpy …
I’m seriously starting to think that there must be something very amiss with Harry.
How did he manage to keep his temper?
Jazzer drank the cider that he was going to use for their pork (part of the Sunday lunch he was cooking for them both);
had the TV blaring at stupid-o’clock the previous night;
then puts the oven up full blast, ruining the Sunday lunch, while Harry was out trying to buy more cider.
“It’s no ma fault ma Ma never taught me how to cook”
Jazzer is as Jazzer does – but why is Harry putting up with all of this?
At least he makes Jazzer pay … for lunch at The Bull.
But why is he being so calm in the face of such blatant misuse and abuse of his good nature?
Will the worm turn?
Was that our Will Nic was talking about?
I don’t think that could have been.
Nic and Will have seemingly had a “chat” about Emma being pregnant – with Will “happy to talk about it” and not angry anymore.
Sorry. Did Will suddenly become a decent, rationale human being?
That just can’t be right at all.
Although Nic think’s that Emma being pregnant:
“ …it’s great … it’s the best thing that could have happened to all of us”
I don’t accept that Will is anything other than seething.
Hoping I am wrong, for Nic’s sake and sanity …
Kenton now doesn’t need to be at Jaxx
*sigh*
What is wrong with that man?
One minute he must be at Jaxx every waking moment, now he can swan off to enjoy himself.
What’s changed?
Well, Jaxx is up and running for one.
And Kenton also doesn’t need to avoid Kathy anymore.
I’m not sure whether his constant checking about Kathy’s movements is either to get to see her, or to still avoid her.
[Kenton to Nigel] “How do you fancy being count Dracula to my Van Helsing?”
Oh dear.
Do we feel another Kenton and Nigel big night out (ending up in the gutter, or arrested, or in bed with a random woman)?
Or maybe it’s Jazzer we need to watch out for at The Bull’s Halloween party:
“As long as you give me lots of lassies to sink my teeth intae”
Jolene’s back to her usual self
But is still wearing a We Love The Bull t-shirt.
I thought the point of the campaign was getting Jolene to realise how much everyone needed her at The Bull?
Now, I think it feels like we’re just adding to her holiday fund …
The Panto jesting begins
[Nic] “My Jake’s going to be a little rat”
[Clarrie on Eddie auditioning] “Lord knows why … he always wants to throttle Lynda by the end of it”
[Nic to a thinking-of-auditioning Harry] “Still, you wouldn’t’ have to sit around watching people getting tortured”
[Clarrie] “Oh, she ain’t that bad”
(Nic was referring to Jazzer – Harry wants to get out of the house to avoid Jazzer’s very loud and gory horror movies).
How very droll ;-)
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