Wednesday 28 April 2010

22nd April 2010

  • Nearly back, Matt
  • “Never judge a book by the words”
  • Feel a bit sorry for Jim?



Nearly back, Matt

Hurrah to hearing Matt’s dulcet tones again ...

... even though he’s saying all the wrong things!

I can only imagine that you would get over focused on ‘what’s next’ for you when you’re getting ready to leave prison, but saying to your partner

“You are absolutely essential”

when you’re only talking about business is surely an amateur mistake?

As Jennifer said

“I can’t remember last time he really made her happy”

So, with Paul circling, Matt needs to stop being self-obsessed and think about his lovely Pussycat.

But then again, Paul does need to realise that Matt’s not going to take any of his shenanigans quietly. As Brian said:
“Lovely cuddly Paul better watch his step”



“Never judge a book by the words”


Eh? What’s going on in that heid of yours Mr Jazzer?
“One mair olive and I’ll turn into Russell Crowe”

Um. Lost me there again Jazzer.

Maybe it’s a sign of his desperation that he went to the effort to dress as a gladiator to crash Jim’s party (hardly a stomping rave),

but Jazzer seems to be slowly driven mad by hearing about how wonderful Harry is wherever he turns.

Surely this all has to lead to Harry becoming Fallon’s new beau???


Feel a bit sorry for Jim?

Well, not really.

Although Jim blames Jazzer and his ‘daughter-in-law’ for ruining his party, it was never really going to be the soiree he imagined.

A week night fancy dress. With strict instructions. And poetry to break the ice.

We didn’t see that one coming …

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