Friday, 16 July 2010

15th July 2010

The Archers: Who is the celebrity? … Kate tells Phoebe she’s coming back for a year … Brian gets David onside for the new mart plans

  • Anything better to do?
  •  You’re so wicked, Jennifer
  •  “Disruption is her middle name”



Anything better to do?

Roy is right that any proper celebrity will be already busy – which begs the question of which celebrity doesn’t have “anything better to do that come to Ambridge for the fete”?

Then again, maybe Roy doesn’t listen into Radio 4. If he did, he’d know that the Ambridge Fete is one of the highlights of Britain’s social calendar …


You’re so wicked, Jennifer

“sitting round that chimney thing on their patio, sipping whatever supermarket plonk was on special that week”

What a cat!

I’ve said it before, but it looks like Alice and Chris might find that the big differences between their parents might make for a rocky ride.

Will Jennifer actually accept that Alice loves Chris, and that it doesn’t matter he’s ‘just’ a village lad?

I can foresee a very tense wedding.


“Disruption is her middle name”

So we’re in for a “whole year of Kate” from September.

Jennifer, Brian and Phoebe are obviously delighted, but Hayley is already livid. And taking it out on Roy.

“You’d have to be the most warped person ever to know what Kate’s thinking. She’s so twisted”

Despite her “joy unconfined”, Jennifer’s worried that Kate might not get everything she dreams of our of her ‘triumphant’ return.

Kate’s ideal is to focus on Phoebe and get to really know her.

Most telling is that she’s said that she:

“Wants to be one of those mums and daughters who are best friends”

Hmmm. I don’t think that can be planned for. Especially when Phoebe has a dad and step-mum who’ve actually been there for her.

“We will be the ones picking up the pieces”

Indeed Hayley. It’s going to be a long year for us all.

1 comment:

Julie Sardinetin said...

I must admit that quote from Jennifer had me laughing out loud when I heard it - I will have to remember it for future use! Don't know where she normally buys her wine (hand-delivered by her sommelier, perhaps?). Love the snobbishness - hilarious. You are right, there I think they might be brewing up some fireworks there!
As for Kate - I give her 2 months before she jacks in the course. I sincerely, sincerely hope I am wrong, as this storyline is just toooo predictable.