27th July 2010

The Archers: Josh helps Pip … Alysha and Kerry arrive in Ambridge

• If Eddie had been to College …
• Nope. Pip is still a madam
• Joe’s veg isn’t selling
• Four large tommies, two new ladies

If Eddie had been to College …

… he “might not have ended up hauling compost”

There’s always shit to shovel Eddie, no matter what you do for a living.

Nope. Pip is still a madam

Jude may be gone, but that doesn’t mean Pip isn’t still an annoying teen.

How cheeky was she, trying to guilt Ruth (while she was milking) into helping her to do her college assignment? The one which she left to that last minute. After trying to leave College. For a manboy.

At least she knows Josh has to see the hard cash before he’ll relent to help her. Even though she does seem to veer between ‘you’re doing really well’ and ‘you’re an idiot’ without warning.


Joe’s veg isn’t selling

Only £10 in one day, but at least he’s annoying Susan.

And at least Bartleby has shade and grass. It’ll be a nice change for him to be out and about on the green.


Four large tommies, two new ladies

And there was me thinking Joe was about to be busted for illegal veg trading, but it turned out to be a New Zealand sheep shearer (with her quiet mate).

Bert waxed so lyrical about Ambridge to Alysha and Kerry (our new New Zealand sheep shearing ladies), that they decided it must be experienced.

While it didn’t sound like Bert gave Camp Grundy a good review, and after initially seeming quite unimpressed about the campsite, it looks like they’ll be around for a week or so.

Not sure why they changed their mind and stayed – but the Grundy’s are taking the utter mick with their prices.

£10 a night! Outrageous when the only facility they have is a cold water tap.

Anyhoo – that’s another New Zealand connection (Kenton hooks up with one of them, then emigrates to be with them and his daughter?), and two potential love interests for all the single men of Ambridge.