Wednesday, 12 May 2010

11th May 2010

  • There’s nothing like getting pregnant with your mum 
  • Could Jude be any more of an utter w***er?


There’s nothing like getting pregnant with your mum

Each to their own, and I suppose if you are having a baby by yourself, there isn’t probably anyone better to be with you than your mum.

Especially Pat, who was heard to utter:

“She’s not pregnant – she’s just fat”

Typical Helen, but she’s massively over convinced that this first time has worked. While Pat was trying to calm her down, it’s going to be a long and painful road from conception, to birth, to toddler stage, to teens, to middle age …. *sigh*


Could Jude be any more of an utter w***er?


Honestly – whereas Vicky has superb entertainment value, Jude is simply devoid of any quality that would suggest he’s more than a one dimensional man-boy.

And poor Pip is falling for it.

She worriedly asks if she’s dull – after (what seemed like) hours of Jude berating her for studying. He tells her she’s too conscientious.

He became very shouty mcshouty – refusing to understand that Pip did need to work – getting angry for Pip apologising – making rash statements, then telling Pip to ‘Believe’ him.

And all of this over a mid-week party?!?

“Well, you’re no fun anymore”

I don’t think you’ve ever been fun, Jude.

Good on you Pip for at least standing up to his flak and not heading out with him. He’s trying to control you – wake up and accept that your dad is actually right …

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