Wednesday 15 September 2010

The Archers Wed 15th Sept 2010: Harry unveils the We Love The Bull website



The Archers: Brian tries to tackle Matt ... Fallon is overwhelmed by the "community support" ... Nic's working more shifts

  • Will can't keep track of his birds
  • I want to know how much
  • Cremated steak
  • Is that Harry being butch?
  • www.welovethebull.???
  • Come on Nic, he's a nutter!
  • Sid was great at arranging guest spirits?



Will can't keep track of his birds


Which is odd, considering Nic can't even pass wind without him thinking it's a sign she wants another bloke.

Do we detect the supremo gamekeeper is starting to slip a bit?

That'd be just typical. Nic will run off with Harry. Emma has her baby. Will loses his job and goes utterly ballistic at Ed for having a nice tidy life.

I think we should lock him up now, just to be on the safe side.



I want to know how much


So Brian puts only a financial offer on the table to Matt, but we didn't get to hear a price. What, are we talking hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands?

Anyway, Matt had a grand old time using a good old-time villain sneer.

Brian tried to argue that Lilian being on the board was a conflict of interest. Which is true enough. Even if Amside is tiny at the moment, it could use her insider knowledge to steal the march on BL.

But then again, Matt seems quite capable of doing that without a mole.

At his old tricks again, Matt's now saying that this is all Lilian's idea. That she wants to "play a part".

Funny. I could have sworn she doesn't have a clue.

Especially since Matt's bought the land outside of Amside. Lilian probably doesn't even know he has it, let alone knowing anything about him pushing to be on the board of BL.

So here we go again. Matt's lying. To Brian. Who will tell Jennifer all. Who, in turn, will side with Brian. And shout at Lilian. Who is completely oblivious!

Despite Brian trying to play the 'you're a de facto director', which could put Matt back in jail, Matt's not budging.

Claiming "money's not the issue", and happy to sit on the land even if Brian's mart has to go elsewhere, Matt obviously thinks he's onto a winner.

"it's a cheap enough punt"

and a perfect way to get back at all those BL directors who vanished when Matt was caught by the law, and are still snubbing him.

You know - I can't help but admire Matt sometimes ...



Cremated steak


Jazzer actually helped Harry move into his new flat, but obviously charged him, and get a free lunch/pint at The Bull.

And of course, he prefers his meat done extremely well. What a stereotypical Scot that man is.


Is that Harry being butch?

It was a wee bit subtle, but Harry did sound quite irritated by Jazzer.

Finally!

I couldn't work out whether Harry has managed to master the fine art of turning the other cheek, or whether he's naive and oblivious to Jazzer's jests.

And I'm still not sure about Harry. He didn't make that much of a fuss about Jazzer having a dig, but why is he reacting now? Jazzer's said and done far worse before.

To Jazzer's:

"you don't need to weasel your way into every part of the village"

Harry came back with:

"You always say kind things"

But Harry did snap at Jazzer when, after poo-pooing the website, he then tried to get involved to also get in Fallon's good books:

"if there's something you'd be good at, we'd ask"

Oh steady there Harry! It's almost as if you have cajones.


www.welovethebull.???

Well, I'm not sure what Harry was unveiling to Fallon, but I can't find his website.

Whatever it actually was, Fallon was over the moon.

Harry asked Ed and Mike to put up messages of support:

Ed

"if mum didn't have somewhere to send dad and grandad, she'd have killed them years ago"

Mike

"Always been thee with a kind word and a smile"

Aw. Fallon was chocked up.

Of course, Jazzer reckoned it was all a waster of time at first (until he realised Fallon was impressed). He reckoned:

"I show my support every time I plonk my backside on one of these stools"

Which is a fair point.

The Bull is quiet, so where have all the loyal punters gone?

It might be "like a morgue", but money where mouth is methinks. They'll soon all be complaining if it shuts for good.

Anyway, Fallon now feels supported, and is also asking for practical support.

All seems very positive indeed:

"for the first time in ages, i feel like The Bull might finally have a future"

Excellent.

But still don't forget to sign up to the Facebook cause page (click here) to show your support, and keep an eye on #welovethebull if you're on Twitter.


Come on Nic, he's a nutter!


Why on earth can't Nic see that Will isn't just being 'nice', He's trying to control her.

Maybe he hides it well at home.

Will didn't sound too enamoured of Nic offering to do more shifts at The Bull to help Fallon out.

So when is he going to finally blow?

More importantly, when is Nic going to run off with Harry?!?


Sid was great at arranging guest spirits?


I know Fallon also said Ales, but did she actually mention spirits?

Maybe it's just me. I have been chatting away with @sidperksghost on twitter.

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