- Trifle and paddling
- Who is the mystery fisherman?
- Fallon has lemon juice in her eye
- “We’re not going to warm my flat, we’re going to burn it down!”
- Harry only has eyes for Zofia
- Nic finds it easy to talk to Alice
- Ambridge jungle drums
- Jazzer realises Fallon likes Harry
Trifle and paddling
Will, Nic and the kids have a perfect day out next to the river.
[Will] “Well, it don’t get much more perfect than this. I could stay here forever”
But then – big scream from Mia.
Oh No!
What could the matter be?
Oh.
Really?
Just a crayfish (one assumes Mia saw in the river).
Which George wants to play with.
Who is the mystery fisherman?
The crayfish who did so terribly scare Mia is not of the native sort – so really shouldn’t be released back. Our native crayfish chaps are being decimated by large, American interlopers.
And of course, Will get to thinking that this could be the source of Kenton’s new found supply of crayfish for The Bull (you think???).
Will reckons that the trap Mia found the crayfish in was an amateur one, so whoever is ‘fishing’ them is doing so without a licence.
He’s all ready to blow the whistle (especially as it’s on Brian’s land), but Nic begs him not to. After all, she has to work at The Bull.
Ah, tis a fishy tale that’s being woven …
Fallon has lemon juice in her eye
And that’s even the drinking games at Rhys’ start.
In fact, she’s still at work in The Bull. And she doesn’t want to do the drinking games later on anyway.
[Rhys] “Oh don’t be such a girl”Eh?
Isn’t that exactly what Fallon is?
“We’re not going to warm my flat, we’re going to burn it down!”
Party on, dude.
(ahem)
Harry only has eyes for Zofia
And keeps nipping away from Rhys and Jazzer, while they’re trying to playa drinking game at Rhys’ party, to hasten to Zofia's side. When he isn’t with Zofia, he becomes a bit distracted:
[Jazzer] “Jings, I reckon Zofia has made you deaf as well as stupid”(Jings? I haven’t heard that uttered since Oor Wullie or The Broons)
[Jazzer] “I preferred it when it was just Harry and his pictures of men in lycra”
[Rhys] “You serious? A bit bi-curious, is he?”
Fallon clarifies that it’s a Tour de France [poster, but Jazzer reckons “case closed”.
[Rhys] “He seems pretty keen on women to me. Maybe he’ll let her play with his bicycle pump …”
Nic finds it easy to talk to Alice
Which she’s surprised about.
[Nic] “Always been a bit intimidated by those pony club girls”
Ambridge jungle drums
Nathan Booth told Fallon, who has now told Will, that bridge Farm’s dairy is open again.
So Will will now tell Eddie, who till tell Clarrie, who’ll be really upset to have not been told by Pat.
Jazzer realises Fallon likes Harry
The only took him 8 months to catch on!
Fallon’s moping that Harry is with Zofia. And also moping in general about her love life … well, lack of it.
[Fallon] “We’re cupid’s cast offs Jazzer … I’m sleeping on my own tonight. As usual”
Surprisingly, Jazzer doesn’t try it on.
He instead opts for Rhys’ sofa. Which is seemingly better than having to hear Harry and Zofia at it.
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