- Jazzer’s cooking for his “wee lassie”
- Pelvic exercises upset Tony
- Christmas trees aren’t just for weans
- Helen sounds odd
- Sabrina makes even more audible noises
- Just a filler?
- The rats have lost their chemistry
Jazzer’s cooking for his “wee lassie”
My goodness – it’s a real surprise Jazzer gets any ladies interested when he has such a caveman grasp of language.
[Lynda] “So much nicer for your … ahem … lady friend if you’ve taken the trouble yourself”
[Jazzer] “It better have the desired effect … [Harry’s] staying at a mate’s the night in case it does, you know what I mean”
[Helen] “Too much information!”
(and Lynda quickly exits the shop to avoid hearing any more of Jazzer’s leering).
So Jazzer doesn’t know how to talk about, and to, women – plus his knowledge of food is far from impressive:
[Jazzer] “Gelatine – is that something you can eat?”
[Jazzer] “Pan-a-something”
[Kirsty] “Oh – panacotta”
And later, as Jazzer attempts to cook the food he so clearly doesn’t understand:
[Jazzer] “How will this no stay on … this flour and paparazzi?”
(bless!)
Pelvic exercises upset Tony
Tony nips into Ambridge Organics, while Helen’s there, to drop off the veg.
He and Helen sounded quite cold with each other – which Helen didn’t help by ta;lking to Tony avout her ante-natal classes.
The poor man really couldn’t cope with hearting about Helen’s pelvic excercises.
But he’s not letting go of Helen being wrong for having the baby by herself. He asked her about whether anyone else at the class didn’t have a partner there – which two others didn’t.
Is it just me, or is Tony more worried about Helen than angry?
It sounded like he just hates the thought of Helen being the odd one out – alone – different.
Isn’t that just him being a dad?
Christmas trees aren’t just for weans
They’re fur big yins an all!
Helen sounds odd
Well, odder than usual.
Back from her appointment with the midwife, Helen sounds a bit forlorn.
Oh dear.
Sabrina makes even more audible noises
What’s going on?
Is there going to a rash of ‘silent’ residents making noise?
Or is Sabrina building up to an actual word?!?
Sabrina sounds like she’s dolled herself up to the nines.
[Harry] “Sabrina’s pulled out the stops with her outfit”
[Lynda] “Oh that … it’s not very practical”
Seemingly Sabrina’s all dressed up as she’s joining Richard later on for drinks with his clients.
But hark – is that Sabrina’s shoes I hear a-clipping? And did she say “oh”, and also sighing when she had to exert herself while sharing a very small space onstage with Eddie and Nathan.
My oh my. Come out into the light, Sabrina Thwaite.
Just a filler?
Was is a really slow day in Ambridge?
Must have been. We were subjected to at least 5 minutes of Lynda giving stage instructions to the spound of shuffling and that odd ‘okay’ from Eddie.
The rats have lost their chemistry
Earlier on in the day, Eddie was being a bit too cocky about putting one over Nathan.
[Eddie on Nathan] “He’s been beaten by a master you see … he knows who is boss”
Well, we all know that pride comes before a fall.
As Eddie throws what is supposed to be a bucket of confetti over Sabrina, we hear Sabrina shreek, sob, then slap Eddie.
(again with the audible noises from Sabrina!)
Eddie has aeemingly just thrown something akin to wallpaper paste over Sabrina.
And then Lynda fires him.
Ah Eddie. Nathan was not a man to underestimate.
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