Friday 18 March 2011

The Archers Tues 15th March 2011: Eddie’s 60th birthday

  • A treat after milking
  • Emma’s toys are out of the pram
  • Punctures, Chinese lanterns and other strange objects
  • Lynda’s fallen for Joe
  • A grand day out
  • “It’s just one thing after another”
  • Elizabeth does want to live, after all



A treat after milking

Eddie maybe a cheeky chappy at times, and doesn’t quite seem to realise how much of a drudge Saint Clarrie’s is (often because of himself and Joe), but he is a man who knows how to enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

He’s absolutely made up that Clarrie has made him bacon – and even more overjoyed that she’s also made him tomatoes AND mushrooms.

He even doesn’t grumble about having to do the milking first thing, even though it’s his 60th birthday.

And – Eddie makes all the right noises over Clarrie giving him a new tie for his birthday.

[Eddie] “Felpersham races, a picnic and a hundred quid just for betting with … today just gets better and better”

What a mighty good man.


Emma’s toys are out of the pram

Emma doesn’t go with the rest on Eddie’s birthday treat.

Clarrie doesn’t seem too fussed, but is starting to feel a teeny bit of guilt over giving her the cold shoulder at times.

[Clarrie] “I think she’s still a bit fed up with me. I’ll send her some party food back with Edward”


Punctures, Chinese lanterns and other strange objects

David’s not having a good day.

His trailer has a puncture, and he’s found a foreign object in one of the hedges which one of the cows has had a nibble on.

[David] “Stupid Chinese lantern … people have no idea”

A very calm and understanding Ruth gets David to talk about what’s really annoying him (actually – I think he already did have real reason to complain).

The real reason David is so on edge is because he’s worried about Elizabeth not making the tight decision about whether to get her pace-maker thingy fitted.

[David] “I just don’t get all this hesitation … It’s a no brainer, surely … she’ll have this procedure and she’ll never have another episode like the one on Friday ever again … why is she hesitating?”

[Ruth] “It’s a big thing for her … to get her head round. She’ll have this strange object inside her body … something that’s not part of her that she has no control over”

David reckons Elizabeth should only think of how this device is going to help her – and he was downright dismissive of Ruth touching on the fact that she knows exactly how Elizabeth feels.

[David] “(I want her to) see sense and go ahead”

Lynda’s fallen for Joe

That’s not like our Lyndee!

Joe’s managed to wangle an invite round to Sunday lunch at the Snell’s for himself and Eddie (so that they can avoid Clarrie’s meagre offering of bread and cheese, because of lent).

I’m surprised at Lynda being so easy to persuade.

Wonder if we’ll get to eavesdrop on that dinner conversation … the mind boggles!



A grand day out

And it just get better and better for Eddie – his birthday is turning out to be the gift that just keeps giving!

[Eddie] “That whisky fruitcake was a proper treat, that’ll brighten up me lunch boxes for the rest of the week”

Lilian brought champagne. Joe got a new cap. Clarrie chooses horses by colour (black and gold stripes), but doesn’t really want to have too much of a flutter:

[Clarrie] “It’s a bit too exciting when you put you hard earned cash on the line”

Eddie started off the day excited to have £100 just to bet with, but after losing £60, and dumping Lenny as his “tipster”.

But Fat Paul’s advice isn’t any better. Despite all their talk of being experts, Fat Paul, Lenny and Eddie haven’t had a winner between them all day.

Until the last race.

Eddie had sent Clarrie to put his money on a horse, but she went and choose the wrong one.

After the one Eddie thought he’d bet on fell over (but it’s okay – the horse was just fine …), Mine’s a Pint romped it home 20-1, giving Eddie a grand winning of £200.

Nice.

Think he’ll spend any of that on Clarrie?

I wouldn’t bet on it.




“It’s just one thing after another”

Johne’s disease is confirmed at Brookfield.

(nasty – here’s more info http://www.johnes.org/history/index.html)

Seemingly, the cow confirmed to have it could have had it for a while without showing any signs, and is likely to have had it since a calf. They pick it up from contaminated dung, straw or water

[David] “So that’s her down the road I suppose”

As well as slaughtering that cow, they’ll also now have to collect a dung sample off of every other cow.

Bollocks!

This really isn’t a good year for that side of the Archer clan.


Elizabeth does want to live, after all

And wasn’t David overjoyed to hear it!

After talking to the doctors and nurses, Elizabeth has decided to go ahead to have the operation.

[Elizabeth] “The nurse said to think of it like having my own little guardian angel on my shoulder”

[David] “Or your own hidden jump leads …”

[Elizabeth] “I decided nothing could be worse than putting mum and the children through that again”

Hmmm. Bit suspicious that Elizabeth sees herself doing this for the sake of others rather than herself, but I suppose the end result is still the same.

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