- Happy Clarrie
- A January 1st wedding
- Jazzer’s no impressed
- Christine was dishevelled …
- It’s only Daphne!
- Emma won’t be happy
Happy Clarrie
Clarrie is over the moon that Will and Nic are getting married. It’s about time she had something to grin about.
[Clarrie] “You do William the power of good, you really do … he’s lucky to have you …and I couldn’t hope for a better daughter in law”
(hope Emma wasn’t in earshot of that one!)
A January 1st wedding
Nic and Will have set the date – January 1st 2012.
[Nic] “We just thought, why not start the new year as we mean to go on”
And – they want to have it at Grey Gables.
Caroline reckons she can probably squeeze them in, but they’ll need to find a willing registrar.
On January 1st?
Lucky they’re not getting married in Scotland. No-one wakes from their stupor until January 5th …
Jazzer’s no impressed
Seems Tom out his pigs playing football video up on his website. It has got him more traffic, but it hasn’t exactly set the twittersphere alive.
[Jazzer] “I thought Roonie was supposed to spend all weekend tweeting about it … you’re yesterday’s headline. Even in Ambridge, the agenda’s moved on”
Couldn’t have happened to a nice chap ;)
Christine was dishevelled …
… and first thing in the morning.
According to Jazzer.
[Jazzer] “There was a note yesterday, wants an extra pint … well I had to ring for the money anyhoo, so Christine Barford comes to the door all a dither, dressing gown buttoned up wrang… ah good on her I say, you’re never too old to get some action!”
Tom’s horrified.
That’s his great Aunt Jazzer’s talking about.
And it’d seem Jim and Christine’s cover story is not very god. Something about Jim’s heating packing up.
[Jazzer] “So he’s found himself another old boiler!”
I can see why Christine was so worried.
Seems she and Jim are the talk of the village.
It’s only Daphne!
Eddie’s feeding Daphne in the kitchen. Which she seems to be enjoying very much.
[Eddie] “that’s tasty, eh!”
But Clarrie isn’t impressed. She gives Eddie a bollocking.
Ah, come on now Clarrie.
[Eddie] “Oh, it’s only Daphne!”
That may be. But seems Clarrie doesn’t want ferrets being fed in her kitchen.
Emma won’t be happy
[Clarrie] “She won’t be happy, Eddie. You know what she’s like. This wedding will put her nose right out of joint. After all, there no sign of Edward asking her, is there? … I don’t want all her old nonsense starting up again”
I wouldn’t put it by Emma to start wanting Will back … just because.
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