- Chris’ birthday ruined by Chas
- Lynda’s pink Llamas
- Kirsty feels trusted
- Team Milk Vs Team Beer
- Alice could be in China soon
- Now Chris could be in trouble
- By the way, Alice got a 2:1
Chris’ birthday ruined by Chas
Chris is very happy that he has the boxset AND tickets to see someone he likes (Comedian? Group? Theatre?).
But Chas manages to put a downer on Chris’ birthday meal with Alice, even when Chas is still in hospital.
Alice can’t stop thinking/worrying about Chas. She doesn’t even want her chicken …
Lynda’s pink Llamas
I would’ve laughed out loud if it hadn’t been Jamie and his moronic mates playing the jest. They just sounded like a poor man’s version of Beavis and Butt-head (if such a thing exists).
Steve and Marty want to go and steal a car, but Jamie has a better plan. Something he’s wanted to do for a long time.
[Jamie] “I know what we can do after dark … it will crack you up … but first we have to go to the chemist”
They get some red hair dye from the chemists (bought or stolen, not quite sure).
Then, are to be found in the Snells’ paddock, at midnight.
Jamie’s very lucky that Lynda wasn’t having one of her insomniac moments. He called her “just a receptionist” … ouch!
Then they get to the Llamas …
… next morning, the Llamas are pink.
Slightly amusing. The image of Robert and Joe washing them down raised a smirk.
But I do worry that the hair dye might have irritated the Llamas skin (never use human shampoo, and the like, on your dog – surely the same for Llamas?).
And that god awful Steve ruins any enjoyment one could have from their antics.
[Steve] “Nice one, Jamie mate. Good call”
Twat.
Kirsty feels trusted
To manage the Ambridge Organics. Which means she’s trusted by Helen, Pat and Tony. Which is no mean feat at all.
Team Milk Vs Team Beer
Harry was fraternising with the enemy when he was in shopping at Ambridge Organics (Fallon is on his side, Kirsty on Rhys’).
But it’s fine. Kirsty has her ethics:
[Kirsty] “I expect it’s against the organic shopkeepers code to divulge the contents of the shopping basket”
Harry does seem to be taking the mountain bike race with Rhys fairly seriously.
[Harry] “Bit of fun? The honour of England’s at stake!”
But it is hard to tell if the wholemeal pasta and muesli bars are just for his training – he’s just that type of healthy eater all year round.
Rhys? He’s just having an extra sausage in his breakfast …
Harry is a bit disappointed to heard more people are backing Rhys (the losing team and its supporters have to buy the winners a round), but it’s okay – Harry has time to canvas his milk customers.
Don’t fancy his chances, mind. I reckon most folks are happy to say ‘yes’ to nearly everything when asked in a pub … slightly different at 6am in the morning when you just need the milk for that first cup of coffee …
Alice could be in China soon
If she keeps on digging that rather large hole for herself.
The same policewoman who had interviewed her over the nightclub assault (that Chas had been accused of doing) turns up at the flat.
Chris opens the door. He says he’s Alice’s husband. Alice recognises the policewoman, and has to tell Chris why she’d met her before. But not too much explaining – she sends Chris out for milk (before she has to do any more explaining to him).
[Policewoman] “So, before we talk about the assault, maybe we can talk about you and Chas, and your husband …”
[Alice] “We had a fling … Chris doesn’t know about it … I was embarrassed, I just didn’t want to go on record”
Now Chris could be in trouble
After her interview with the Policewoman, Alice tells Chris about the Nightclub.
He’s a tad annoyed that Alice hadn’t told him at the time.
The, the Policeman has a chat with Chris. Well, more interrogates …
The Policewoman asks where Chris was when Chas was assaulted (at The Bull). Can anyone couch for that (yes). When did he leave (11pm). How far away is Ambridge from Alice’s flat (not far enough to rule Chris out from being able to leave the pub, and drive over to beat up Chas).
The Policewoman also asked Chris if he actually knew Alice that well (all her life). But she asked enough questions about Chas and Alice to make Chris a bit suspicious.
So Chris, now in a foul mood, tackles Alice about her relationship with Chas.
[Alice] “What do you mean, relationship?”
[Chris] “That’s what I’m wondering Alice .. I’m starting to think I’ve been really stupid”
So Chris has had enough. He wants Alice to pack up and leave there and then for Ambridge.
But Alice wants to stay.
Because of Chas.
Oh dear.
By the way, Alice got a 2:1
Well done Alice.
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