- Chas got what was coming?
- Chas, good looking?
- If you missed every episode of Ambridge Extra up to today …
- Team Rhys Vs Team Harry
- Inside of Jamie is a nice boy trying to get out
- Chris to the rescue!
- Marty fancies Fallon
Chas got what was coming?
I’m no advocate of violence.
There are far more brutal ways of exacting revenge on a foe …
But I also can’t say that I’ll lose any sleep over Chas being beaten up to the point that he’s unconscious, on a ventilator.
It would seem that, unlike Chas, Lesley isn’t just all talk.
Alice is blaming herself. She reckons that if she had gone away with Chas, none of this would have happened.
Eh?
Surely it’s Chas’ actions that brought this on.
Chas, good looking?
Paulie reckons Chas’ mum is a real looker. And said that was where Chas must get it from.
That’s funny.
I’ve always thought of Chas as a bit of a weedy, but tall, chap. And bit of a chinless wonder without much sparkle to attract the ladies (or any friends).
But seems not so.
If you missed every episode of Ambridge Extra up to today …
… it’s okay, as Alice spent at least 5 minutes telling us (well, Paulie) about Chas. From the very beginning.
Team Rhys Vs Team Harry
After Rhys at first sounding a bit reticent about going ahead with his mountain bike, he mans up and properly challenges Harry.
[Rhys] “The Anglo-Welsh challenge race is on”
With Kirsty on Team Rhys, and Fallon on Team Harry.
Folks can also back a team by pledging beer money, with the loosing team buying the drinks.
Inside of Jamie is a nice boy trying to get out
Jamie seems to be spending most of his wages on getting taxis over to Natalie’s house.
[Jamie] “I don’t wanna buy things with it … I’d rather see you”
Aw. What a wee sweetie.
Jamie is even showing signs that he’s starting to use his brain, and is beginning to understand Kathy.
[Jamie] “As long as I eat with her now and then, and don’t throw toys out of my pram … you know, just try to get on, it’s less hassle that way … and if I wash up and then or watch something on telly with her, she’s that grateful that she isn’t bothered what I do the rest of the time.”
(well, still a wee bit calculating, but he is a teenage lad)
BUT – that’s all until Steve and Marty are back in the picture.
Jamie is later (or the next day – hard to tell with Ambridge Extra) is hanging out with Steve and Marty. They start of civilised – having a coffee in Jaxx at Jamie’s insistence. But soon move onto mischief.
This time, it’s trying to steal a car.
Steve manages to get in (using a Slim Jim nicked from Spud’s dad), but manages to pick the one “old banger” that has an alarm.
Thick boys.
They run away, and seem to have a wonderful time doing so.
Or, at least Marty and Steve had a real buzz nearly stealing a car.
Jamie didn't sound so keen.
Chris to the rescue!
Alice calls Chris to tell him about Chas. Worried that Alice had met Lesley (the bloke who beat Chas up), and also worried that the folk after Chas won’t know Alice isn’t involved – Chris arrives to make sure his lady wife is safe.
Alice tells him about Chas’ ‘shark’ activities. But Chris doesn’t seem too worried about the money Chas has lent him.
Might still come back to bite Chris on the bum, though.
Marty fancies Fallon
And Steve is just gross.
Marty can barely grunt at Fallon when she says hello to him (struck dumb by her sheer beauty, so he was).
But Steve …
[Steve] “And I’m Steve. How you doing, sweetheart … care to join us for a little something … or a not so little something …”
What a mucky pup.
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