- What’s a ‘sick’ picture?
- Nic hasn’t much of an imagination
- Sid’s birthday
- Chas breaks Reggie’s mobile phone
- Steve and Marty make plans for Jamie
- Chas cannae kiss!
What’s a ‘sick’ picture?
Marty is (again) talking rubbish to Jamie when he’s (again) trying to study.
[Marty] “Since when did you start hanging out with the nerds in the library!”
But then Marty goes on to talk about how Steve has a ‘sick’ picture of someone called Josie Watkins.
That sounds like a rather horrible picture to me – or does it mean that it’s good?
(and I’m increasingly annoyed by Ambridge Extra making me feel old when I’m only in my kid thirties).
Nic hasn’t much of an imagination
Nic still has no idea how to get Fallon up Lakey Hill for her surprise treat.
She does come up with a bit of an odd plan – to put on a treasure hunt, which Fallon would take part in, and be led up Lakey Hill as part of a clue.
Rhys quite rightly points out the major flaws in Nic’s idea – that she’d have to advertise the Treasure Hunt; that others might take part; that Fallon might be too dim to solver the clues; that Fallon may not even want to do a Treasure hunt …
… but what’s his idea? He did, after all, dump the task of getting Fallon up Lakey Hill onto Nic – when, after all, it was he and Kirsty need to make up with Fallon.
Rhys comes up with winching Fallon down from a helicopter, or strapping her to a quad bike.
Very helpful.
[Nic] “I don’t know why I’m doing this”
[Rhys] “It’s because you’re a lovely person”
(oooh – Nic and Rhys?)
Sid’s birthday
After telling Marty to go away when he was trying to study in the library, Jamie starts ranting (to, rather than at) Natalie about how he should have done more revision, months ago, rather than just before his exam.
But then the real reason for his anxiety comes out:
[Jamie] “I just miss him, alright … everything’s changed … why did it have to get screwed up … u just want things to be like they used to be?”
He’d actually been reading books about life after death, when he was in the library.
Jamie’s verdict? They were all rubbish, and he is truly on its own.
Chas breaks Reggie’s mobile phone
I’ve said it before. Chas is a right ar*e.
He’s back at Reggie’s, hassling him for money.
Unlucky for Reggie, Chas turned up early – so managed to avoid have to deal with Reggie’s brother Lesley again.
When Reggie tries to call Lesley, Chas breaks his phone. It then sounded like Chas had hit him. And made off with his telly.
Ar*e.
Steve and Marty make plans for Jamie
Steve reckons Jamie is a mummy’s boy.
So he and Marty make plans to get Jamie “completely slaughtered” on Monday night, when his exams are over.
It didn’t sound like “getting slaughtered” was meant in a good way.
Chas cannae kiss!
Alice’s final exams are over, so she’s celebrating with Paulie, and his girlfriend – drinking games first, then off to see The Undertones (a popular Hit Parade band).
Chas comes in when Paulie had been forced to admit that he’d kiss Dermot O’Leary (they’re playing truth or dare). And Alice reckons that Adam thought that Paulie was quite cute.
(and???)
Chas is in a good mood (well, he’s probably just sold Reggie’s telly for £50), and is ‘well up’ for a party.
When it’s his truth at truth or dare, Alice asks him for the truth of what he really thought when she told him she’d married Chris.
[Chas] “I thought … lucky Chris”
(aye, right you did. I’m sure there were a few more expletives in mind).
Alice’s turn. She wouldn’t tell the truth of say who she’d fantasised “shagging” at Uni – so she was dared (by Paulie’s girlfriend) to snog Chas.
So they do.
After the deed:
[Chas] “That was okay, wasn’t it?”
[Alice – without much enthusiasm] “Yeah … who is next?”
Laugh at Chas?
Yes. Yes I did.
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