- Ruth’s birthday
- Pickers and Pottery
- The cows are drying off?
- Zofia likes Robbie Williams
- Spencer is already fetching cake
- Jazzer can be quite crass indeed
Ruth’s birthday
And she’s having a lovely time.
She’s had a lie-in. A “fantastic” breakfast. Presents (sounded like a DVD, dressing gown and tickets to a concert – wonder who the gig is? Seems to be an old favourite who are quite loud … hmmmm).
She even got a card from Kenton AND Jolene. Blimey.
With Jill, Kenton, Shula, Daniel (and possibly Alistair) on their way, Ruth’s well chuffed.
She was a bit affronted when Pip suggested she sit on her bum and watch her new DVD.
[Ruth] “Watch television in daylight?”
And worse still – no card from Elizabeth.
As Pip said – how petty can Elizabeth get?
Pretty petty, it would seem.
Pickers and Pottery
[Harry] “You’re not interested in pottery!”
[Jazzer] “What makes you say that?”
[Harry] “You don’t even use plates, half the time …”
Harry is a tad perturbed that Jazzer is also on the Pickers’ Pottery Trip. Especially as he still seems to think that Macbeth was rubbish as a murder mystery as they knew who did it …
Harry does get his prized seat, right next to Zofia. But Jazzer managed to get a seat nearby.
The two of them then spend the rest of the journey trying to outdo each other in trying to prove who knows more about pottery. Jazzer’s printed information off from the internet – Harry knows deeper detail, but less of it.
But the real kicker?
Zofia isn’t interested in pottery.
The cows are drying off?
Anyone like to enlighten me what the process looks like?
Zofia likes Robbie Williams
[Jazzer] “ …it’s no as old as Stoke on Trent …”
[Zofia] “I wish we were (going there) … this is where Robbie Williams is coming from”
Just how old is Zofia, by the way?
Spencer is already fetching cake
From Jill’s, no less.
I feel a wedding ahoy …
Jazzer can be quite crass indeed
[Jazzer] “I might not no much about this art farty stuff …”
[Harry] “But you know what you like?”
[Jazzer] “Aye ah dae… and that’s women. Let the better player take a crack at goal …”
[Harry] “This isn’t a real football match, I have real feelings for this girl”
[Jazzer, audibly leering] “So have I mate, so have I”
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