14th March 2010

• You done too much, much too young?
•  Said it before – no no no to Simon Cowell
• Avian massacre
   

You done too much, much too young?

I was too distracted during the whole Phoebe ear-piercing hullabaloo.

Isn’t Phoebe just 12 years old? Am I really becoming that 30-something that I think she’s too young?

And mind, this is coming from someone who had a pierced eyebrow and labret in her youth …

Still – it must have been a nasty shock to realise that Vicky knows more about your kid than you do. That’s enough to make anyone move continents to curb an undue influence.


Said it before – no no no to Simon Cowell

Enough said. Even though he is probably being mentioned just to wind us up!


Avian massacre

I might be kissing something – but why is there such a big deal about the churchyard bird-stalker?

Has Lynda discovered some sort of new species?

Is it a mutation caused by the previously leaking Bridge Farm?

Or just a really annoyed Budgie?!?