- Jamie’s hungover
- Joe’s keeping a low profile
- Ted’s a patient man
- Give Jolene a break
- Lynda cannae haud her wheesht
- Laughing at Vicky
- Lilian becomes Jolene’s dealer
- A repeat of the decapitated pigeon …
- It’s okay, Lynda has buns
- Fun for all the family
- Mention of Harry
Jamie’s hungover
[Fallon] “He could barely grunt earlier on in the morning”
Fair enough that a young chap gets a tad drunk once in a while. But, I find it odd that his hangovers are so bad (I didn’t get bad hangovers until my mid-twenties) – and he’s turning Fallon into a mum.
She now can’t settle until he gets in. No matter what time it is.
After going back to bed once he’d barely grunted at Fallon in the morning, Fallon and Jolene then had to wake him up to do his shift. Jolene’s not at all amused.
[Jolene] “You wanted the job, so get on with it!”
Just wait until she catches him stealing booze, or her precious rations of fags.
Little twerp.
There surely must be one of those teen boot camps somewhere near Ambridge. Which is only one step away from me saying ‘bring back National Service’ … ugh.
Joe’s keeping a low profile
After Gardeners’ Question Time blowing Joe’s entire business model (that his mistletoe would never grow), he’s gone into hiding from his ‘clients’.
[Lilian] “I can just see them now, chasing him through the village with flaming torches”
Ted’s a patient man
Ted must really see something special in Peggy. He’s put up with her blowing hot and cold – but it does finally pay off.
Mrs Peggy Woolley is able to take tea today.
Hurrah!
[Ted] “A bit of fine weather and free air improves all our spirits”
Would seem so. And how nice for both of them.
At tea, ted then invites Peggy to a talk his giving at his U3A meeting (University of the Third Age – for folks over 50 who want to meet to socialise and learn).
Sounds like Peggy was tempted.
Would that be their second or first date?
Give Jolene a break
Or even just a fag.
[Fallon] “Caught you red handed! Loitering with intent at the cigarette machine …”
First off – do pubs actually have cigarette machines anymore? I haven’t seen one in years.
And second – it wasn’t Jolene’s idea to quit. Just leave the woman be!
Lynda cannae haud her wheesht
Lynda asks Caroline if it’s true Roy is leaving Lower Loxley.
[Caroline] “Ah. I think Vicky was speaking out of turn there”
She confides in Lynda that it’s true, but that Lynda has to keep stum.
What Lynda agrees to. Along with offering her candidacy for Roy’s job.
After Lynda has left:
[Caroline] “Oh Lord!”
But later on – Peggy sees Lynda on the Lower Loxley computer – assumes she’s still working – but she’s on her lunch – so admits that she’s working on her CV.
[Lynda] “it’s all very hush hush”
For goodness sake woman! That’s not on, and also not the way to get the promotion (which doesn’t exist anyway).
Laughing at Vicky
Which is easy to do at the best of times, but her having to climb in through the kitchen window to ask her Gardeners’ Question Time question on Monday is particular gold.
[Lilian] “ … she ran back into the hall red as a lobster with hair like Ken Dodd’s”
[Jolene] “A good job she don’t do dignity, our Vicky”
Lilian becomes Jolene’s dealer
[Lilian] “If you got any closer to me and my ciggie Jolene there’d be rumours!”
Lilian’s outside The Bull having a fag – Jolene’s passively smoking it.
Jolene really isn’t having an easy time trying to quit smoking. Probably because it wasn’t her decision in the first place.
[Lilian] “I don’t why anyone bothers to try …”
Lilian gives Jolene one of her cigarettes (ready to snatch it from Jolene and pretend she’s smoking it), then gives her a nearly full packet to keep in her handbag,
[Lilian] “It’s just for emergencies, Jolene. If you’ve got some ciggies to hand, you won’t feel like you’re being deprived of a guilty pleasure, so you won’t feel the need to smoke as often”
[Jolene] “Yeah, I think that makes sense”
[Lilian] “Course it does, darling”
And if you’re a smoker/have quit smoking, that’ll also make perfect sense to you as well.
Though as a way to quit? Mais non.
Wonder how Jolene’s going to sneak any cigarettes in while she’s with Kenton in Monte Carlo? She’s just be miserable the whole time if she can’t …
A repeat of the decapitated pigeon …
Lynda’s telling Peggy that she’s found another smashed Peregrine egg.
Which Lynda is most upset about.
But, from the behaviour of the Peregrine parents, it would seem that they still have eggs to hatch.
(I still think human hands are at play. Eggs don’t just smash themselves, and to have two eggs topple out of the nest would be very bad parenting. “To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” Oscar Wilde)
[Peggy – not a fan of the Peregrines and their dietary habits] “I hope we won’t have a repeat of the decapitated pigeon episode”
[Lynda] “Ah, nature is as red in tooth and claw, as Tennyson would have it. We rural dwellers must accept that that’s how it is”
It’s okay, Lynda has buns
Peggy is a bit surprised that the is book club happening on Good Friday – but it’s okay, Lynda has buns. Easter ones, that is.
Fun for all the family
Seemingly Lynda’s Parish Council election leaflet is very full of information.
[Lynda to Peggy] “Shall I give you more, to give to family and friends?”
Peggy declines. How strange.
Mention of Harry
He hasn’t been heard or spoken about in a wee while – where’s Harry?
Fallon mentioned he would be helping out with games at The Bull for Easter, and today:
[Peggy to Lynda] “Are you emailing, or Twittering, or whatever Harry calls it?”
But where is he?
Has Jazzer buried him under the patio?
(which would be hard, as they live in a flat).
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