- Kenton’s putting yet more bunting
- Kenton then gives “Jamie a reality check”
- David – that’s just not cricket
- Jamie. Home. Being polite.
- Did I hear mention of a silage clamp?
- Ambridge on Kate and Will
Kenton’s putting yet more bunting
But it’s again not at a great height. So little to no chance of anyone else dying, while trying to undo one of Kenton’s knots.
[Kenton] “At a time like this, every man has to do his patriotic duty”
Actually, maybe he should put them up a bit higher and make sure one of our lesser-favourite-Ambridge residents has a go …
Kenton then gives “Jamie a reality check”
Busy chap today, is our Kenton.
After manfully wrestling with the bunting, he then takes on the untamed, obnoxious little beastie that it Jamie.
And Kenton didn’t tread too lightly either.
[Kenton] “It’s time you stopped living in never never land”
Kenton tells Jamie all. That Jolene “isn’t cool” about Jamie living at The Bull indefinitely. That she isn’t his mum. That he needs looking after. That £10 a week isn’t really contributing. And that he belongs with his mum.
Jamie gets a tad tense, so Kenton says his bit, then leaves Jamie to “work the rest out” by himself.
I wonder if Jamie is capable of managing anything by himself? And if he’ll get the message? Finally??
David – that’s just not cricket
It would seem that David wants to quit the cricket team.
So that gives Shula a reason to send Alistair over to speak to David about his post-traumatic stress (as diagnosed by Shula and Ruth, unbeknownst to David).
Alistair does try. But he’s as bad as trying to get David to speak as David is as speaking.
David was evasive, Alistair got nowhere and David is quitting the cricket team.
Jamie. Home. Being polite.
Looks like Kenton did manage to get through to Jamie after all.
My word.
Not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing. Our last experience of Jamie living at home was shouting, shouting, shouting, shouting.
He walks back ‘home’ and starts quite well. Attempting to first just head to his room, he stops to say:
[Jamie] “Yeah I’m staying … I mean … if that’s okay with you?”
[Kathy] “You don’t have to ask”
I’ll say this quietly so that I don’t scare it away … but could this be Kathy and Jamie finally talking to each other like decent human beings?
Did I hear mention of a silage clamp?
I think I did.
Hurrah! It’s silage time already!!
Ambridge on Kate and Will
[Kathy] “Hope they look as happy in 10 years’ time”
(does that woman every feel any joy? Then again, she did end up watching it alone at home …)
[Shula on Alistair what Alistair reckons to the wedding] “has better things to do than watch daytime TV”
[Jolene] “Didn’t they look happy … proper happy”
[Kenton] “The royals can put on a god show, I’ll give them that”
[Jolene] “Raise your glass please … the happy couple. Kate and William!”
Clarrie and Kathy cried buckets. Those in their separate homes. Then told each other on the phone.
And that was that.
Quite a relief, really, after the rest of the BBC was 24/7 wedding!
But, seems a nice time was had by all, which I won’t be cynical about. For once …
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