- Can we provide Reggie with a large dog?
- “I tuck that”
- Because the lady does love cigarettes
- Oh, how we laughed at Fallon and Rhys
- Chris is not amused with Alice
- Rhys is a funny chap!
Can we provide Reggie with a large dog?
Or a gun? A big man? Or a big group of men? Or, a big group of really irritated women?
Anything to help Reggie make that obnoxious Chas go away.
It’s bad enough that Chas took £150 from Reggie when it would leave Reggie with not enough money for food (Reggie did borrow the money in the first place, and could simply be pleading poverty, but I’d believe and support anyone over Chas).
But worse that Reggie also has to listen to the worst ‘hard man’ routine ever uttered.
“I tuck that”
Can anyone translate the following:
[Steve] “Oh Bev yeah, of course, I tuck that … I gave her some of the Stevie love”
Tuck that?
Is that just a daytime use of the F word???
Because the lady does love cigarettes
[Steve] “Natalie’s gagging for it, and Jamie needs to get out there”
So Jamie gets goaded into going over and offering Natalie a fag … (such romance!).
But it seems to work. Jamie’s meeting Natalie later on.
Oh, how we laughed at Fallon and Rhys!
Fallon asks Rhys to Kirsty’s barbeque.
He thought he was working.
You could hear him turn a bit green when Fallon told him that she’d changed the shifts so that they could go to Kirsty’s together.
I always though Fallon was a bit of a ‘babe’, but she’s obviously not Rhys’ type.
He panicked, and started waffling about how his mum lives in Spain, his mum’s sister (Aunty Jean) lives in Wales. He needs to go and see her as he now has his day off:
[Rhys] “gotta keep in with her if I ever want to inherit her collection of China dogs”
Pressed further by Fallon, Rhys then gently breaks it to her that he likes her and all that, but that she’s his boss. And has experience of the dangers of going out with the boss.
[Rhys] “When it goes wrong, they’re slicing a lemon and you’re wondering where it will go next … not that I’m saying you’re violent … what are the changes of their being two psycho females running pubs in Borchester!”
But all’s well that ends well. Fallon reassures him that she’s not interested in him (which led to a ‘oh … why ever not?’ type response from Rhys), and that they’re going as mates.
Think she should tell him about Kirsty?
Chris is not amused with Alice
After taking all of poor Reggie’s money, Chas hassles Alice to forgo studying so that he can take her out to dinner. On him. Using Reggie’s money (not that Alice is aware of that).
Chas even manages to get Alice into a nice frock.
As Alice and Chas return all giggly and flushed after their meal, they find they have a surprise guest.
Mr Alice Carter (or simply ‘Chris’ to his mates).
Alice has left her phone at home, so Chris was let in by Alice’s other flatmate.
Chris has something important to tell Alice, but she was too tiddly to listen. So Chris has another go in the morning.
[Chris] “I thought you were working last night… looking like that?”
Calming down a tad, Chris tells Alice that his boss is retiring – and is dropping very large hints that Chris could take over the business.
But, to do that, his boss is also hinting that the business needs a new van now. And that his previous apprentice is also interested.
So, Chris needs to buy a van. They have some money aside, but not quite enough.
After Chris has left to go back home, Alice tells Chas all. Who is very, very, interested.
Chas lends Chris the money? Chas tries to get heavy when Chris can repay? Chris shows Chas exactly what damage his ‘wee hammer’ can do???
Rhys is a funny chap!
Rhys seems like a nice, as well as quite an amusing, bloke.
He might actually be in the running to challenge Jazzer for his crown in classic one-liners.
[Rhys] “You know, we’re used to waiting for things in Wales …grand slam …evolution … sunshine”
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