- Chris signs up
- Alice makes a homophobic remark
- Rhys gees up Jamie
- Natalie makes Jamie do her bidding
- Rhys takes Kirsty for a ride
- Chas has Alice completely under the cosh
- Please stop blasting music at me
Chris signs up
What an idiot.
Chris has signed up with Chas for the money, and then had to suffer Chas taking the Michael out of him not being able to keep Alice is the manner to which she is accustomed.
Alice makes a homophobic remark
[Alice to Chas] “If I’m a princess, then you’re a big queen”
Eh?
I’m not too sure what to make of that.
Alice really has had a major personality transplant for Ambridge Extra.
Rhys gees up Jamie
It’s Jamie’s exams tomorrow, and Rhys is giving him a bit of a pep talk.
It’s basically the ‘knuckle down, it’ll soon be over’ speech, but Jamie does seem to listen to Rhys.
Natalie makes Jamie do her bidding
What a wee shame on Jamie. He’s bullied by Steve and co into doing stuff he doesn’t necessarily want to do – and now Natalie is twisting him round her wee finger.
He’s just finished his shift at The Bull, and needs to get back home to study.
But Natalie calls, and begs Jamie to come over to hers.
She’s been studying all day, is fed and now feels sick at the thought of her exams.
Rather than tell her that he needs to get his work done, Jamie consents, and heads over.
Not much of a competition though – studying, or snogging.
Anyhoo, he does get his snogging. But he also gets Natalie’s take on what tomorrow’s exam might involve.
“Inform – explain – describe … complex phrases”
You feel Jamie sinking deeper and deeper into a mind frame of “’I know feuck all, and the exam is tomorrow’.
(which is a nightmare that I still get – though mine is always about maths).
Rhys takes Kirsty for a ride
She has to make it under her own steam, though.
They’re off on their bike ride to the pub.
Kirsty seems hopeful that her bike is too rubbish to let her go on the ride, but Rhys fixes it in a jiffy.
So off they set on, to Kirsty’s horror, a whopping two hour bike ride.
A lot of panting and nettles later, Kirsty sounded like she wanted to kiss the ground when they finally got to the pub.
She decides she definitely prefers bird watching to bike riding
[Kirsty] “No stings, No chaffing. You can normally still walk afterwards”
Rhys takes that as an invite to go bird watching, which he’s more than keen to do.
But Kirsty doesn’t seem too keen to spend more time with Rhys …
[Rhys] “You can show me the difference between a blue and a grey tit”
[Kirsty] “Well, if that’s what you’d like …”
Chas has Alice completely under the cosh
[Alice] “Our own home Chris, and we’ve got Chas to thank for that”
*sigh*
Why neither of these previously quite intelligent young folks can spot that Chas in an Ar*e, I don’t know.
Chris was starting to say that he reckons Chas makes him feel off, but Chas interrupted.
Chris had to leave shortly, so he and Alice to go out for a bit, but Chas manages to tag along.
Alice returns to the flat (after Chris got rid of Chas), to find Chas and Paulie doing pull ups on the door.
All fairly innocuous stuff – but put it all together, and most sane folks will decide that Chas is an ar*e.
But not Alice.
[Alice] “You’re amazing Chas. It’s so generous”
And now she’s cooking for him! Because he has studying to do! But she has studying to do! And Chris is paying interest for Chas’ ‘generosity’!!!
After cooking him his tea, Alice then has to spend yet more time with Chas.
[Chas] “Okay then,. I’ll go warm up the sofa”
Oh goodness me! Where’s our Alice?
Please stop blasting music at me
We had another musical interlude. Which (sounding like a grumpy old lady), I really don’t like.
Radio 1 is for music, Radio 4 is for talk.
Hmpf.
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