- Molly Button has a sister
- “Can you believe it? Bored by the cricket!”
- A tense final (for Susan)
- The new Book Club book is “a Roistering rural romance”
- Jazzer, lost in translation?
- Chris isn’t patronising
Molly Button has a sister
Called Tilly, who also sounds like a bit of a live ‘un.
She went missing at the Single Wicket, to be found sat in a tent “quietly” reading.
Tilly then later seemed to be throwing things at Jazzer.
Good to know there’s be a few choice females for Ben to choose from when he grows up.
“Can you believe it? Bored by the cricket!”
It did seem that most Ambridge residents weren’t at the Single Wicket (or at least were staying quiet).
And of those, most weren’t too bothered about being there:
[Susan – on Chris and Neil making the final] “Didn’t think I’d be stuck here, watching all afternoon”
[Jazzer, on cricket] “Occupational therapy for posh Neds”
A tense final (for Susan)
Alistair went out in the first round (to someone called Barry – who is seemingly “insufferable” – but was then knocked out by Chris, so balance was restored).
Neil put Harry out, even though Kenton reckoned Harry was “on fire”, and Susan was being a tad negative about Neil’s chances.
[Susan] “Your father looks beaten already”
But she has little faith.
Neil does make it to the final – as does Chris.
So it’s an all-Carter end to the Sticky Wicket.
The new Book Club book is “a roistering rural romance”
So Jennifer has chosen Mistress of the Paddocks by Carinthia Heart.
(a book which I can’t as existing beyond Ambridge – or am I being thick?)
It’s even got Emma reading:
[Susan] “As soon as Emma saw it was a roistering rural roman, she grabbed it off me”
Jazzer, lost in translation?
Jazzer’s only at the cricket to try and pull the Polish woman (who is part of Adam's Picking team) with the “long chestnut hair”.
And at least she now has a name – Zofia.
[Jazzer] “Is this patch of grass taken, or is there room for a handsome man next to you?”
He also tried to crash the Pickers’ barbeque to try and get close to Zofia, but Adam chucked him out.
[Jazzer] “I’m guessing there’s a lot more to ya than strawberry picking”
Jazzer then starts to ramble on about whether Zofia likes art, music, massage …
And, hearing Zofia has split from her boyfriend (who is now back in Poland), Jazzer thinks it’s a good tactic to get very personal,
[Jazzer] “Bit of a bother in the bedroom department, eh?”
At which point, Harry interrupts.
(he speaks again!)
Harry thinks Jazzer’s banter is a tad inappropriate.
[Zofia] “It’s alright. I do not understand what he says”
It seems Harry also has an eye for Zofia as well. Jazzer reckons he’s well in, but Harry seems to have had a gentle chat with Zofia
[Harry] “So why did she ask me afterwards if English was your first language?”
Jazzer then challenges Harry to Zofia – which appals Harry as it’s hardly the way that modern, enlightened men should act. That belongs to a previous age, he reckons.
[Jazzer] “Are we going by the calendar or your dress sense?”
But ho hum. Looks like it’s another farcical ‘game on’.
Chris isn’t patronising
So, Chris won the Single Wicket.
Susan is a bit irritated that he didn’t let Neil win
[Susan] “Well you’ll have plenty of chances again, but you know how much it meant to your father”
She reckons Neil’s been taking such a ribbing recently that he’s too old to play cricket, he needed to win to bolster himself and prove to all else that he still has ‘it’.
[Chris to Neil] “There’s no way I’d patronise you like that … I heard you telling me to catch it”
[Neil] “The only thing better than winning myself, is seeing my son do it”
Aw. Sweet.
Though Neil did still claim half of the trophy. He reckons that’s so, because he taught Chris has to play cricket in the first place ...
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