- David and Ruth are leaving Brookfield!!!!
- Kenton’s one to talk (about bad timing with women)
- Does Jolene believe her own lies?
- “the baying of lone wolves”
- Oliver wanted Jolene to feel a new person
- Elizabeth is looking “wild”
- Some bloke and a marrow
David and Ruth are leaving Brookfield!!!!
Fine, it is for one evening, but it’s as shocking as if we’d heard they were selling up to buy a whore hoose.
[Ruth] “I think you better brace yourself … more good news …we can cut the supplementary feeding”
Which means they’re finally turning a decent profit.
With David in an increasingly chirpy mood, he then suggests that they get Pip to babysit Friday, so that they can go out for a meal.
Wonder what “really pushing the boat out” looks like when you’re David and Ruth.
Kenton’s one to talk (about bad timing with women)
Kenton reckons Jamie starting to see Natalie during his exams is ‘bad timing’.
Hmmm.
I don’t ever recall Kenton particularly timing his dalliances with the female gender particularly well.
Does Jolene believe her own lies?
I don’t make it a month since Jolene had her last cigarette.
She was sneaky a crafty puff right up to when they went to Monte Carlo – then has managed to stay clean.
So it won’t be a month for at least 3 or 4 more days (if not more).
Kenton doesn’t know that, of course. So he’s gone and got her a nice surprise.
Jolene also seems genuinely chuffed that she's managed to do a month.
But she hasn’t.
Cheeky.
“the baying of lone wolves”
Kenton’s surprise for Jolene is a “deluxe beauty treatment” at Grey Gables.
I had to check with fellow eavesdroppers on twitter when I thought that Kenton mentioned Jolene will be relaxing to soft music, and
[Kenton] “the baying of lone wolves”
My fellow Twitter eavesdroppers concurred that Kenton did say that.
And later, Kenton asked Jolene how she got on with the lone wolves. She said she had to “imagine them”.
Is this normal during a beauty treatment?
Are baying wolves a relaxing sound??
I have no ken.
If so, I wonder if my hounds could earn me a few bob if I took them into a local beautician to bay at their customers.
Surely the live thing would be better? Less stress than to imagine them …
(I know a hound isn’t a wolf, but all dogs are actually wolves at heart. Even the teeny handbag ones)
Oliver wanted Jolene to feel a new person
That Oliver is quite crafty, really.
Kenton asks his advice as a mate, and Oliver manages to turn it into a sale for Grey Gables.
Nice.
That poor man.
He’s so (so) bored.
Elizabeth is looking “wild”
According to Freddie.
So she’s going to get her hair cut.
Finito.
Some bloke and a marrow
(tonight’s eavesdropping episode was quite slow, by the way).
Chatting about the Single Wicket to David (who is going to get Josh to sign up), Kenton told some story about a bloke – who lived next to another cricket ground – had a cricket ball crash through his greenhouse – into his prize marrow – reckoned it was deliberate (as it would indeed have won prizes) – so took the cricket stumps in case they also tried to get his courgettes.
Not exactly the funniest tale Kenton has ever told.
Ho hum.
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