Sunday 18 September 2011

The Archers Sunday 18th September 2011: Joe Grundy’s Ninetieth Birthday

  • Clarrie doesn’t want to have to go
  • A ventouse is a kind of suction thing you put on a baby’s head
  • Amy and Alice tattie picking
  • Joe’s cider
  • Glamorous Clarrie?
  • Alice and Amy get vertical
  • Harvest supper venue problems, again
  • Jim’s sense of fun
  • Mike wants green burial, Alistair wants Josh
  • A thought for those departed
  • Did Jim have a point to make?
  • It’s also David’s birthday



Clarrie doesn’t want to have to go

She’s doing the food (Christine’s puddings are in the van, and the pork just need sliced), but even seeing a very helpful David doesn’t make Clarrie any more keen to go to Joe’s party.

[David] “Ninety years old, eh, that’s a bit special … Oh Clarrie, um, just wanted to say, well, it’s great to see you back. After your trip”

Eddie tries to bluster that Clarrie was just away for Rosie’s birthday, but I think Eddie’s attempts to cover up Clarrie going on a wander is backfiring.

[Clarrie] “Well that were nice of him. Don’t know what he were thinking … I wish I didn’t have to face everyone so soon”

But of course, Clarrie being Clarrie turns out for Joe’s birthday at the Cider Club.


A ventouse us a kind of suction thing you put on a baby’s head

So says Amy.


Amy and Alice tattie picking

Alice has persuaded Amy to help do tattie picking at Bridge Farm.

[Alice] “Their business is heading for the buffers, seemingly”

Which makes Alice feel that her and Chris’ economy drive is rather small fry in comparison.


Joe’s cider

[David] “Not a bad drop of stuff that, Joe”

[Joe] “Well take a proper swig then … finest tonic known to man, this is”

Seems Joe is starting on the 2011 vintage soon. And he has permission from Oliver to take the fallen apples off of his land.

[Joe] “Oliver Sterling … a great supporter of local enterprise”


Jim’s sense of fun

[Jim] “I don’t see much going on at this table”

[Joe] “That’s cause we’re enjoying ourselves”

[Jim] “Well, that can stop right now!”

Jim’s determined to stick to his and Bert’s plan of ye oldie fashioned games. So, Joe’s tables has to crack on with dominoes or cribbage.

Jim has even drawn up a fixture list. And:

[Jim] “A series of conversion factors allowing comparison of the point’s total of the various games, I think it’s pretty self-explanatory”

Right barrel of laughs, is our Jim.


Glamorous Clarrie?

[Jim] “Well we’re delighted to see you Clarrie. It’s what the cider club’s needed for a long time. A bit of glamour”

What is Clarrie wearing to Joe’s party???


Alice and Amy get vertical

Oo-er missus!

[Alice] “Hang on a bit. Cam we try being vertical for a couple of minutes? … Ooh. Doesn’t half get your back when you’re not used to it “

Blimey!


Harvest supper venue problems, again

Amy was asking Alice for an empty barn that her dad could use for the harvest supper.

As Amy herself said, Alan always seems to get let down last minute.

Didn’t they hold it in The Bull last year?

What’s wrong with going there again?


Mike wants green burial, Alistair wants Josh

 (it’s almost as if Frankie Howard was alive and well)

David reckons Mike’s interested in managing the green burial site.

And Alistair wants Josh for the cricket team.


A thought for those departed

[Joe] “Shame some of the old uns aren’t here to see it …Tom Forrest, Walter Gabriel, used to like a game of cribbage”

And as David reminded him, Dan Archer was also quite partial to a game of cribbage.


Did Jim have a point to make?

Jim seemed to be trying to say to Clarrie that it’s not her fault about the E. coli.

But, in a very cack handed way.

He complemented her on her egg and ham pie.

The started waffling about how everything it made in far too hygienic conditions these days, afy6er he’d noticed that Clarrie was drinking wine rather than Joe’s cider.

[Clarrie] “I wouldn’t touch that, I’ve seen how he makes it”

[Jim] “Which is precisely why it’s so beneficial in my opinion, it challenges the immune system which makes us all the stronger”

Seems Jim was trying to somehow say that Clarrie had done folks a favour by giving them E. coli.

Hmmm. Taking that a bit too far, Jim, methinks.


It’s also David’s birthday

Not that you’d have noticed amongst all the glory of Jim’s 90th.

But then again, suppose it would be very tasteful for David to have a big celebration, considering Nigel …

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