- A horrible Open Farm Sunday for Brookfield
- It’s also Father’s Day
- And it’s also Usha’s birthday
- Emma and Neil’s grand day out
A horrible Open Farm Sunday for Brookfield
It all started so well.
David, Ruth, Pip, Josh and Ben were in good spirits, well organised, and it even sounded like it wasn’t raining!
There was to be a speech from David on “plough to plate”, pots for the kids to have cream in, which they could shake to make into butter and then spread on scones:
[Ruth] “If they have a spare three hours!”
Though they will all still aware that extra caution was required after the recent threats from the gang who attacked Adam. The stewards had to be particularly well briefed:
[David] “Make absolutely sure everyone is on message”
Emma was also nervous about leaving George and Ed at Brookfield while she and Keira went had a day out with Neil.
Turns out Emma was quite right to be worried.
Just as David was telling the visitors about the cows being milked, there was a loud bang.
[David] “Whoops, there goes my sister’s father in law in his old banger … sorry, Riley”
(why David didn’t immediately connect the band to the gang is a mystery)
Ed then started frantically shouting for everyone to get into the Orchard.
The bullocks were loose, and storming their way.
There was then screaming, shouting and George being daft enough not to stay put (Ed got to him in time).
No one was hurt. The closest to harm had been:
[David] “A few idiots taking snaps on their mobiles.”
Though:
[David] “One of two of them muttering darkly about lawyers … how the hell did they get out?”
Later on:
[David] “It’s the gang, isn’t it?”
Seems they’d made a gap in the fence, and set off a firework to get the bullocks running.
[Pip, crying] “How can anyone be that cruel … How dare they sabotage our open farm Sunday like this, how dare they! They all could have been hurt!”
So the Police are called again.
(though we did know something bad was going to happen when David previously had said it was going to be an Open Farm Sunday to remember)
It’s also Father’s Day
David got a beer from a microbrewery, and toast for breakfast.
Which Ben then burnt.
(the toast, not the beer)
George was allowed to make two cards at school, so nor arguments between Ed and Will.
And Neil had a day out with Emma.
But Amy didn’t send or give Alan a card.
And it’s also Usha’s birthday
[David] “Just think, half century!”
[Ruth] “Just as long as you don’t phrase it that way to her.”
Again, Amy didn’t show up with or send a card.
Emma and Neil’s grand day out
For Father’s day, Emma took Neil out for lunch, while Susan and Tracey were treating Bert to a Sunday roast. (no mention of Chris, though).
Neil didn’t exactly sound too thrilled at spending the day with Emma. Even though she said that as she’d been given a fair amount of tips at a wedding she’d worked at (one assumes Lower Loxley, “money was no object”.
Might have had something to do with there being a cricket match on that he could have gone to …
Funnily enough, Neil wants to go to Paxley. Emma spots Chris, Tom and Roy passing by in a car:
[Emma] “What are the chances dad?”
Hmmm …
After Emma gave Neil a row for getting texts from Richard Thwaite (who’s on the cricket team), and after they’d had a meal, Emma and Neil took a wee stroll. …
[Neil] “What’s behind the hedge … it’s Paxley cricket ground!”
[Emma] “Oh, you poor thing, why didn’t you say?”
Very surprisingly, but Emma (a) took Neil to watch the rest of the match and (b) genuinely sounded like she would have taken Neil there in the first place if Neil had told her.
Blimey.
Emma does a nice thing for someone else!
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