(doing adult stuff … blimey!)
The Archers Friday 8th June 2012
- Ifty wants artisan, local cheese
- Save Neil’s cricket!
- The tin of tomato soup flirting technique
- B*stards killed a sheep
- Susan and Lynda see A LOT of Nic and Will
Ifty wants artisan, local cheese
So Susan suggests Borchestershire Blue, Helen’s.
I wonder … will Ifty like the make as much as the product?
He’s seemingly so damn handsome, some lucky Ambridge lass must be destined to be his belle.
Save Neil’s cricket!
Susan’s heard that Neil might be dropped from the cricket team, so has a quiet word with Ifty.
If he has any sense, he’ll do exactly as Susan says. She won’t let go …
The tin of tomato soup flirting technique
Courtesy of Tracey Horrobin.
She spots Ifty in the shop, so topples over some soup (!) and loses an earring (!!).
I kid you not …
[Susan] “Only you could get one of my customers scrabbling about on the floor looking for your earring”
[Tracey] “Men just fall at my feet!”
Tracey has also now suddenly developed a need to learn the rules from cricket from Neil.
B*stards killed a sheep
Ben had done walkabout, so Ruth called him on his mobile. He answers, very upset, and starts saying something about a lot of blood.
When Ruth gets to him, it’s a sheep he’s found.
[Ben] “I was thinking, could it have been Lynda’s monster … it must be very fierce.”
Ruth tells him it must have been someone’s dog, and that she can see bite marks on its neck.
[Ben] “What’s going to happen now, will you have to shoot it? … get Will Grundy in, he’s good at shooting foxes.”
When Ruth later talks to David:
[Ruth] “It wasn’t an animal. That was done by a human being … it looked like a blade of some sort … there were a couple of bite marks I could see, maybe they used a dog to bring it down.”
Just as they’re calling the Police, Pip comes in. And demands to know what’s happening.
[Pip] “So how about being straight with me for a change! … Some guy comes on the farm and cuts the throat of our animals, I think I should know.”
When David tells her that the Police are only going to do a few extra drive rounds during Farm Sunday:
[Pip] “What do they think we’re dealing with, if they can do that to an animal, and a kid see it …”
[David] “You can’t give into it. You can’t give into bullies … All we can do is stand together as a family, and look out for each other.”
Is it just me, or could Brookfield do with telling all and every in Ambridge? More eyes to see, more hands to punch …
Susan and Lynda see A LOT of Nic and Will
Kirsty had dropped off the video from the camera set up in the wood to Lynda. She and Susan started watching it to see if the Ambridge Beast had been caught on film. As they watch it:
[Susan] “Shame, no monsters.”
[Lynda] “Yes, it is disappointing … hang on ... what was that? … could have been a fox I suppose, but I thought there was something …”
[Susan] “That’s not an animal. It’s Nic. Oh my goodness! That’s Will!”
[Lynda] “In the woods. In the middle of the night, … oh …!!!”
[Susan] “Oh, oh my lord!”
[Lynda] “They’re not …”
[Susan] “I think they are!”
[Lynda] “Yes. I think you’d better stop it now.”
[Susan] “Well, it’s all wildlife I suppose. In a manner of speaking.”
Oh my!
Wonder how far Will and Nic got before Lynda switched the tape off.
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