The tale of two Simnel cakes: Sun 31.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 31st march 2013

• Feeding the early Easter risers
• Topical alter … another clock reminder
• The organ is sticking
• Jennifer’s still horrified by Alice
• Where’s everyone for Easter?
• The Easter Egg hunt
• Two Simnel cakes … twice the fun
• Ed’s milk leaflets do not impress Clarrie
• Pip’s back to old habits
• Clarrie sounds a bit different

Alice wants to go, Jennifer won’t let her: Fri 29.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 29th March 2013

• Success is a full fridge
• Brenda’s at work on Good Friday
• James is 40 tomorrow
• Amy has a cracking flat
• The Easter Walk
• Ruairi got a HUGE Easter egg
• Alice wants to go
• Lilian’s looking well

Brenda stands up Tom: Thurs 28.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 28th March 2013

• Lilian’s lost the plan
• Cassandra or Bethany?
• What’s Ifty’s end of term treat?
• Topical insert … the clocks are going forward
• Alistair tries to turn Ifty
• Bethany has a cough
• Alistair spots Ifty’s twinkle

Please, please, please, let me get what I want: Wed 27.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 27th March 2013

• Pip‘s a failure (not entirely unexpected)
• Brookfield to become a tourist mecca
• Neil’s not one to judge
• Please, please, please, let me get what I want

Darrell has a wodge on him: Tues 26.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 26th March 2013

• Freddie does love a maths trail
• The flirting of Ifty and Elizabeth
• No wonder Darrell was caught first time round!
• Chris can’t play darts or cricket
• Canada? No-one’s talking

Some bloke fancies Helen!: Mon 25.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 25th March 2013

• Chris is home, surrounded by cards
• Why was Tom “scrubbed up”?
• Cheesestraw excited by Cheese
• Tom’s just misunderstood?
• Helen gets picked up
• Brenda Vs Lilian, round 899538922783 (prt 2)
• Emma’s kids are artists

Brenda’s running away from Tom: Sun 24.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 24th March 2013

• Tom’s sooking up
• Ruth says no to buying expensive Easter eggs
• Palm Sunday
• Pip’s with another family for Easter
• Tom’s begging
• Beth’s better than telly
• Breast feeding … the new excuse for biscuits
• Brenda to do an Alice?
• Lily’s first quarter peel
• Amy’s moved out
• How do you solve a problem like Pip?

Brenda’s for the cows: Fri 22.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 22nd March 2013

• Tony’s hiding by the window
• Henry’s a bad wee boy
• Bridge Farm needs John
• The WI has changed guest speaker
• Pat’s just about better company than a vacuum cleaner
• Brenda chooses cows over Tom
• Lilian’s being rude to Brenda

Tom decides ‘no cows’ at Bridge (a dairy) Farm: Thurs 21.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 21st March 2013

• Where’s Darrell been ‘til one in the morning?
• Tom drops a ‘no cow’ clanger
• Pip, the lamb killer

David’s seriously annoyed with Pip (again): Wed 20.03.13

The Archers Wednesday 20th March 2013

• The Chiffchaffs are our at Brookfield
• Pip’s frustrating David
• Fabian, “he of the magnificent thighs”
• Is there bed-hopping at weddings?
• Has Spencer got leaf spot?
• Rosa tries to buy a fridge freezer
• David wants Pip to “come out”

Alan needs more money (again): Tues 19.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 19th March 2013

• It’s Donkey time!
• Jim’s a busy chap
• Shula still thinks it was her fault
• Jim being clever backfires
• Alan wants the Church to give
• Chris wants to stay … or go?

Tom Archer’s goes non-organic: Mon 18.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 18th March 2013

• Tom made cheese on toast
• Non-organic at Bridge Farm
• No beer, but there is cheesecake
• Brenda had a “pants” day

Will no-one think of Anna’s piano lessons!!!: Sun 17.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 17th March 2013

• Darrell (doesn’t) wish death on Chris
• Pip warms up a lamb
• Chris isn’t a corpse
• Chris reckons it’s Chris’ fault
• Elona heaps the pressure onto Darrell

Chris being hurt is all about Alice: Fri 15.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 15th March 2013

• Alice just thinks of Alice
• Darrell has a sack truck
• Darrell has the key
• Alice still to go to Canada?

"Does every sentence have to have sausages in it?": Thurs 14.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 14th March 2013

• Just. Tell. Pip. To. Pay. Rent.
• Tom has to hear it from Kirsty
• David teaches Josh basic farming skills
• Where’s the wrapping paper?
• Tom had to pay for parking

Chris wakes up: Wed 13.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 13th March 2013

• Chris talks to Emma
• The village blames Alice
• Ed’s a marketing genius!
• Peas or beans?
• Ed doesn’t have to be forced into the same room as Will
• Ed’s a gent
• Just good friends

Darrell will have to do wrong again: Tues 12.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 12th March 2013

• Brenda’s not a happy work bunny
• Elona buys sweets for the residents
• Jill ties to recruit Elona to the WI
• What’s a “sporting evening”?
• Matt in Borchester Life?
• Vicky’s fuming

The lads reckon it was Chris’ fault: Mon 11.03.13

The Archers Monday 11th March 2013

• “Don’t you ever get tired of leek and potato?”
• But Susan hasn’t got flu?
• Tom sees reason
• A whopping profit for Ed and Jazzer
• Jazzer fancies Elona
• When is prison “ a holiday camp”?
• Chris is in hospital because of Chris

Josh and Ben make Yorkshire pudding: Sun 10.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 10th March 2013

• Mother’s Day at Brookfield
• Brian’s already thinking about Chris dying …

FINALLY Brenda gives Tom what for: Fri 08.03.12 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 8th March 2013

• Ben and Josh has Mother’s Day plans
• Alice is home
• Tom couldn’t’ even be ars*d buying salad
• Freddie talks to Ifty
• A maths trail. What fun!

Chris gets worse: Thurs 07.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 7th March 2013

• Chris needs a machine to breathe
• 8 hours in Amsterdam
• Freddie isn’t talking
• The business must go on
• The Trustees don’t sound convinced
• Elizabeth’s lonely

Ed gets a penny, no change for Chris: Wed 06.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 6th March 2013

• Chris is fine, apart from a ruptured intestine (!)
• Ed uses the power of s spreadsheet against Mike
• When was the last time Felphersham Hospital had a review?

Chris is in intensive care: Tues 05.03.12 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 5 March 2013

• Has Shula been under a rock?
• Non-EU dairymen and no 24/7 vet
• Easter eggs, football and performance cars
• Chris is in intensive care

Chris gets bladdered: Mon 04.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 4th March 2013

• Pat and Tom row over veg boxes
• Jazzer has more names for the shearing business
• Bad paint job
• Chris doesn’t even want Freda’s pie!

Alice is leaving on a jet plane: Sun 03.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 3rd March 2013

• Alice doesn’t know how to pack a shirt
• Chris doesn’t kiss Alice goodbye
• Tom infuriates Brenda
• Brookfield’s paddocks are ruined
• When is a farm cottage not in a farm?
• Josh to inherit Brookfield

Alice is off to Canada*: Fri 01.03.13

*for the interview

The Archers Friday 1st March 2013

• Alice and Pip are such girls!
• Anne Franks’ house
• Alice makes her choice
• The Tractor project begins
• Just tell Pip to move out!
• Why are Ambridge residents turning bad?