Bethany likes her baths: Thurs 28.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 28th February 2013

• Bethany’s a water baby
• Lilian and Paul has (another) grand day
• Pip’s still a dirty stop out
• Mike and Vicky are already having nights out
• David learns about Pliny

Paul and Lilian play house: Wed 27.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 27th February 2013

• Bunty’s funeral
• Tom’s still in a huff
• Brenda has to do everything
• Pip’s not as bad as Shula and Elizabeth
• Cargo nets and Ifty
• Freddie likes girls
• Elizabeth’s found land to sell
• Paul and Lilian at home

Jazzer buys a tractor: Tues 26.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 26th February

• Lynda’s being evasive
• Jazzer rips offs an elderly widow
• Pip says sorry to Tom
• Pat didn’t even cook Tom a birthday meal
• “High heels and flaming Sambuca”

Susan picks on Jennifer: Mon 25.02.13 #thearchers

The Archer Monday 25th February 2012

• Susan’s not amused with Jennifer
• Concrete costs too much
• Ed’s happy with his lot
• It is a T20
• Emma thinks of someone else

Canada, Llamas and chipped skirting boards: Sun 24.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 24th February 2013

• Why can’t Alice be happy with her lot?
• Is Wolfgang missed?
• Lynda’s being outrageously blinkered
• Brian chipped the skirting board
• What did Neil nearly sit on?
• Susan’s crying, Brian’s gung-ho

The Llamas might have TB: Fri 22.01.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 22nd February 2013

• Busy lambing at Brookfield
• Ode to the Willow
• Still arguing with Pip
• Do the Llamas have TB?   
• Darrell’s not chuffed to see Des
• Elizabeth on a zip wire
• The Brookfield cows are out!
• Chris doesn’t know what to do

Alice has an interview in Canada: Thurs 21.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 21st February 2013

• Eddie has a patio to quote for
• Clarrie makes cracking soup
• Pat’s not full of holiday cheer
• Helen’s affecting Ed and Emma’s marriage
• Paul’s got a flat in Felpersham
• Alice has a shocker for Chris
• Jazzer wants to rip off a nice, old widow

Tom drops the non-organic bombshell: Wed 20.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 20th February 2013

• Pat and Tony feel relaxed
• Chris isn’t a happy chappy
• Darrell needs to grovel
• Tom wants to leave organic

Lilian and Jennifer have words: Tues 19.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 19th February 2013

• One of Neil’s weaners has a scratch
• Pat and Tony are having a grand holiday
• A fraught dinner at Matt and Lilian’s
• A mother always knows
• Tom to abandon organic?
• Laughing at Susan
• Lilian to become penniless?

Alice has an interview for Canada: Mon 18.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 18th February 2013 #thearchers

• The Chris Cater Borchester Life edition
• Alice has a secret interview
• Fallon moved in on Sunday
• Easter means a slump in chocolate sales
• Alice apologises

Wolfgang departs this world: Sun 17.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 17th February 2013

• Lilian’s thinking of Paul but making plans with Matt
• Wolfgang’s found dead
• The Lower Loxley art exhibition is “challenging”
• Elizabeth’s plan b

Emma and Helen, the odd couple: Fri 15.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 15th February 2013

• The brown sauce is nearly finished
• Ed’s confused by Emma and Helen
• Paul and Lilian, and a seafood platter
• There’s no cream at the King’s Arms
• No shearing?
• Dougal McHenry
• Helen misremembers Annette
• Helen got a Valentine’s card
• Paul gives Lilian a key

Valentine’s Day 2013: Thurs 14.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 14th February 2013

• Tiger and Pusscat love each other
• Tom really told Pip what’s what
• The bank wants to meet Tom again
• Jennifer’s decorating the dining room
• Lent
• Tom on about starting a family again
• Bunty Hebden: death by sofa
• Rhys and Fallon move up a step

Pip’s still behaving badly: Wed 13.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 13th February 2013

• It’s the Nigel stuff that’s worth something
• Lambs!
• Pip lets everyone down
• Anyone good at mathematics?
• Ifty and Kirsty have split up

Brenda needs feeding: Tues 12.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 12th February 2013

• The Mike Method
• A milk round is like ice cream
• What to call Ed and Jazzer’s new venture?
• Bethany’s visual learning sessions
• The Ed and Jazzer double act
• Tom didn’t make dinner
• Is Jazzer for or against Scottish Independence?
• Fallon’s staying at Jaxx

Elizabeth has to sell the family silver: Mon 11.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 11th February 2013

• Car boot sale at Lower Loxley
• Matt will never be great pals with Paul
• Matt plays a blinder
• Maurice doesn’t enjoy Valentine’s Day
• Of course Peggy is interested in Tom’s business!
• Lilian wants to walk
• Peggy senses a great grandchild
• Peggy finally ‘gets’ Bethany

Will's 30th birthday: Sun 10.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 10th February 2013

• Will got a knife but didn’t give a penny
• Alice’s moaning about her job (again)
• Clarrie speaks!
• Ed gives Will a present
• All’s well in Chris’ world
• Clarrie tries to make Ed and Will hug

Rob goes a-hunting: Fri 08.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 8th February 2013

• Rob’s a milk marketing genius
• Emma makes Ed go to the party
• Rob’s a super chap
• Mike won’t give Ed one more penny
• It’s a “no” to the badger road signs
• Rob joins the hunting set
• The hens loved the mash
• Hayley gets the shopping, but then gets Valentine’s out

Brief Encounter, Ambridge style: Thurs 07.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 7th February

• What an odd woman
• Josh makes mash for the hens
• The odd woman ruins Paul and Lilian’s moment
• Pip, the teenage 20 something

All ends well: Thurs 07.03.12 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 7th February 2012

• Usha’s back
• Alan confronts Michael
• Back to the fold
• Will Alan and Usha move?
• Amy to move

Ifty and Elizabeth: Wed 06.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 6th February 2013

• Shula already knew Rob’s height
• Ifty and Elizabeth enjoy their chats …
• Nic still feels only pity for Bethany
• Hayley stops the jungle drums
• Poultry tonic
• Nic tells Will that Ed is coming to his party

Ed’s invited to Will’s birthday: Tues 05.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 5th February 2013

• Ed and Jazzer to become supremo sheep shearers
• Ed’s turned to be Rob’bed
• Rhys isn’t very sensitive to Jazzer
• Valentine’s plans at The Bull
• Rob’s joining the hunt
• Fat Paul hit Derek Fletcher
• No Pancake Night at The Bull?
• The Jungle Drums reckon Lower Loxley needs £1m
• Nic wants Ed at Will’s birthday

Alan meets Michael’s mystery woman: Tues 05.02.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 5th February 2013

• Amy talks sense
• The Colonel apologises
• Another excuse for Amy not to move out?
• Alan needs Usha
• The Colonel has problems of his own
• Sadie Walsh of Appletree Cottage
• Amy has a go at Michael

Elizabeth needs £300,000: Mon 04.02.12 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 4th February 2013

• The computer says “no” (to Elizabeth)
• Bert’s latest rhymes
• Lynda’s doing Vicky’s washing
• Vicky turns on Lynda

Peggy ignores Bethany: Sun 03.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 3rd February 2013

• Omelette for Sunday lunch
• Should Lilian be leaving Matt to the Gilbert Cross project?
• There’s nowt in Mike and Vicky’s cupboard
• Peggy talks weather rather than baby
• Lilian and Paul to do a Brief Encounter
• Calling any smokers …

Paul is officially Lilian’s bit on the side: Fri 01.12.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 1st February 2013

• Pip’s been squatting
• Scruff and Tig disagree
• Paul begs to be Lilian’s other man