Paul is attacked (again) – Fri 31.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 31st May 2013

• Pip’s turned the corner
• Josh and Ben have pals with which to play
• Tom brings Kirsty champagne
• Hasn’t Jazzer played the bagpipes before?
• Josh wants to do a Tracey Emin
• Paul gets a severe warning

Jazzer accuses Lynda of racism – Thurs 30.05.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 30th May 2013

• Peggy doesn’t want an agency
• Jim Poo Poos Tom’s bravery
• Do Llamas get sheared?
• Lynda! Stop gossiping!!!
• Jim hasn’t noticed Jennifer loathes him?
• Jennifer didn’t even know
• Who will open the fete?

Paul’s attacked – Wed 29.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 29th May 2013

• Paul's harassing Lilian (again)
• Jennifer will have to go to an agency
• How was their evening at the Orangery?
• The hitman finally finds Paul

Tony shouts at Brian – Tues 28.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 28th May 2013

• Tony tells Brian what’s what
• Brian wants, Brian gets
• Brian’s turn to do the caravans
• Rob impresses Adam
• German and Hungarian Heifers
• Tony will have to put a cheery face on it
• Those churns are worth £40!
• Tony shouts at Jennifer
• Jennifer won’t go to Shula’s drinks

It’s Sticky Wicket 2013 – Mon 27.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 27th May 2013

• Brookfield hopes for a non-exciting Open Farm Sunday
• Sticky Wicket time

Lilian hangs up on Paul: Sun 26.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 26th May 2013

• What’s important in a designer?
• Will nobody help Jennifer?
• Matt’s hitman sounds clueless
• Joe gets a pint for taking from Tony
• Lilian and Paul have a right spat
• Lilian won’t help Tony
• Neil’s commenting on the Single Wicket

David and Pip make a deal: Fri 24.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 24th May 2013

• Tony feels he’s betrayed their cows
• A deal is struck (thank goodness!)
• Matt has no sympathy
• A Brookfield lamb gets stuck in a hedge
• Crying over spilt coffee
• Matt hires a hitman

Ambride-ifying the Highland Games: Thurs 23.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 23rd May 2013

• Peggy and Jill, on biscuits
• Jill’s a PR guru
• Tom’s shoe lace broke
• The skittle team won’t be partaking
• Jill’s averse to adults eating sweets
• The Highland games, watered down for Ambridge
• Kenton and Jill judge David
• Poor Darrell
• Elona and Peggy have to part
• Peggy’s grandchildren’s love life makes her sad

Jonathan dumps Helen: Wed 22.05.13 #thearchers

The Archers  Wednesday 22nd May 2013

• Helen’s still stalking Jonathan
• We didn’t have to hear all of Tom’s presentation
• Still laughing at Brian
• David gets confused between tea and coffee
• The Phil Archers get competitive
• Ruth’s backing down

Brian’s exposed: Tues 21.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 21st May 2013

• Jennifer cleans a caravan
• Borchester Life takes the Michael out of Brian
• Nic and Joe take the Michael out of Brian
• Glen Whitehouse takes the Michael out of Brian
• Joe’s triumphant
• Ed versus Will

The horse REALLY was injured. Honest. – Mon 20.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 20th May 2013

• Matt’s trying to trip up Lilian
• The horse ambulance had to be called!
• The last calf to be born at Bridge Farm?
• Alice is glad she stayed, Chris avoids the washing up
• Party at Shula and Alistair’s!
• Jonathan’s dumped Helen?

Paul calls Lilian a whore – Sun 19.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 19th May 2013

• Josh is in business
• Paul’s stalking Lilian
• Nic laughs in church
• Paul calls Lilian stupid, then a prostitute
• Lilian forgot coffee with Peggy AND arrived home in a taxi

Matt follows Lilian to Pauls – Fri 17.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 17th May 2013

• Matt kisses Lilian off to Paul’s
• Has Tom topped himself?
• When Celia met Lilian
• When Celia met Matt

Tom realises Brenda’s gone for good – Thurs 16.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 16th May 2013

• Clarrie got Nic to help with the flowers
• Jim and Jill go for tea
• Tom to branch out into haggis?
• Jazzer runs to his ma
• The kids worry Jill
• Clarrie gets Nic to church
• Everyone fancies Rob?
• Jazzer protects his girls
• Tom accepts Brenda’s gone

Pip discovers Josh is the favoured one – Wed 15.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 15th May 2013

• Was the fete vote rigged?
• The shop’s run out of pasta quills!
• Pip decides to be reasonable
• Jennifer and Susan have a natter
• Spencer wants Adam
• Hell hath no fury like a Pip pipped by Josh

When the Fete became a Highland Games – Tues 14.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 14th May 2013

• Matt’s off for a walk
• The Village Fete theme this year is …
• ANOTHER holiday for Matt and Lilian

Matt knows it’s Paul – Mon 13.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 13th May 2013

• Lilian still believes Paul’s rubbish
• Darrell’s staying, Elona’s not
• Single Wicket, single-minded Alistair
• It’s non-conclusive news for Bridge Farm
• Jonathan still hasn’t called Helen
• Matt suspects
• Darrell drops Lilian right in it

Ambridge on Sea – Sun 12.05.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 12th May 2013

• Nic has a list, and she’s checking it twice
• David shows the tyres what’s what
• Ambridge on Sea
• For Josh, the computer says …
• Clarrie’s determined to hook Nic into flower arranging

The Brookfield kids want money – Fri 10.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 10th May 2013

• Josh wants to graze chickens
• Poor Number 27
• Topical mention!
• Jill and David do the weeding
• What’s the gossip from Lower Loxley?
• The darts team have a saint
• Pip still wants a better car

Kirsty wants the old Tom Archer back – Thurs 09.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 9th May 2013

• Jonathan’s gone to ground?
• Kirsty is Tom’s one woman cheerleader squad
• Lilian turns up, as Paul demanded
• Paul’s a fibber
• Tom is Brian without a Jennifer?

Matt’s stalking Lilian – Wed 08.05.12 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 8th May 2013

• Eddie lets Clarrie down
• Fat ducks
• Vicky offers up her soft toys
• Eddie impresses Lilian with his slab prowess
• Matt turns up unexpectedly again
• While Matt’s at golf …

Jonathan doesn’t approve? – Tues 07.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 7th May 2013

• Pat lies to Clarrie
• Clarrie’s cooking her own birthday treat
• Helen’s got a date
• Matt’s snooping on Lilian’s phone
• Matt turns up unexpectedly, admires Brenda and gets jealous over a gay chap
• Jonathan expected a dad

A cow reacts at Bridge Farm – Mon 06.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 6th May 2013

• Neil offers Josh 30%
• Phoebe likes living with Brenda
• Ed and Jazzer attack the Brookfield sheep
• One, lonely cow at Bridge Farm

Need to raise £50k? Hold a Flower Festival - Sun 05.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 5th May 2013

• Jill and Clarrie’s Flower Festival
• Elona’s leaving
• The Ambridge drums give Peggy a fright

The Llamas can live! – Fri 03.05.13

Pondering The Archers Friday 3rd May 2013

• Do the Llamas have TB?
• Eddie wants to whisk Clarrie away to the seaside
• Lynda spreads gossip without wanting to spread gossip
• Does Bridge Farm have TB?
• Single Wicket time!
• Welfare Friendly labels
• One man and his dog (and a bottle of pop and a sausage roll)

Elona demands a divorce – Thurs 02.05.12 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 2nd May 2013

• Darrell’s waiting to be arrested
• Josh wants a share
• Supper at the Aldridges
• Can Josh play with the eggs?
• Darrell’s on his own

Paul dumps his son – Wed 01.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 1st May 2013

• Brenda takes the oven dishes, but leaves the frying pan
• Paul’s openly laughing at Matt
• Paul dumps Charlie
• Matt’s reading Lilian’s diary
• At least Kirsty’s interested
• Paul tells Lilian what to do