Nic gets to sit on a seat (I kid you not) – Wed 31.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 31st July 2013

• Nic will sit down, whether she likes it or not
• Pip drops them in it again (though it’s their own fault for saying she could)
• Jill’s fair chuffed for Kenton
• Elizabeth’s land isn’t selling
• Cricket topical insert ahoy

Nic has leg pains – Tues 30.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 30th July

• Nic wakes the household
• Anthea’s driving Lilian to drink
• New puppy!

Matt’s money has gone – Tues 30.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 30th July 2013

• Matt’s receipt was for office supplies
• Matt attacks Vitaly
• Brenda don’t wear fur
• Brenda’s not impressed with Dmitry’s job?
• Was the diamond for Brenda?

Helen reckons it was just a one-off – Mon 29.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 29th July 2013

• It’s all Spanish to Oliver
• Martin’s being a facetious bastard
• Kirsty swaps the baby food for the gluten free
• Helen’s not even bothered about the dust
• Caroline pumps Lynda
• Helen admits she slept with Rob

Helen and Rob get it on - Sun 28.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 28th July 2013

• Pip’s back
• Jolene’s become left handed
• Fallon’s best woman
• Ruth dreams of a bar mounted scraper
• Helen and Rob become more than just good friends

Rob’s wife doesn’t understand him – Fri 26.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 26th July 2013

• Jess is not for Ambridge
• Caroline’s not even allowed to spray plants
• Martin makes Kathy her sums again
• £2k, then they can book the church organ repairer
• Kathy’s in charge of the silent film night
• Pat’s horrified Rob made in into the office

Meriel demands to be a bridesmaid – Thurs 25.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 25th July 2013

• One of the Brookfield cows is limping
• No prizes for Lower Loxley wine
• Meriel obsesses about crisps
• Ruth don’t like cricket
• STILL fascinated by the Clan Chief
• Harvest is on its way
• Not even married, but Jolene’s already cheating
• Lilian’s struggling without Matt
• Anthea rules the roost

Matt gets arrested – Thurs 25.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 25th July 2013

• Matt’s woken by a Policeman, Brenda by a kiss
• Brenda to the rescue
• Matt and Brenda, reunited
• Vitaly’s dad

Jolene chooses her ring – Wed 24.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 24th July 2013

• Normal service resumes at Lilian’s
• Will the shrink wrap ever be resolved?
• Jolene chooses her ring
• Royal Baby topical ahoy!
• Rob goes to the nature reserve with Tom
• Ambridge won against Little Croxley
• Rob tells Tom to increase production
• Rob wants kids but his wife doesn’t?

Rob’s avoiding Helen? – Tues 23.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 23rd July 2013

• The sausage shrink wrap crises continues
• Should Tom be told?
• Will Jolene’s engagement ring be subtle?
• Rob takes a photograph of Kathy
• Martin reviews Kathy
• Helen has ideas for Rob
• Today, Rob boiled the kettle without boiling it
• Rob goes cold

Matt hasn’t got a penny left – Tues 23.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 23rd July 2013

• Brenda wakes up with Dmitry
• Vitaly’s gone
• Brenda’s contemplative
• Matt’s left with nothing

When Lilian got there, the cupboard was bare – Mon 22.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 22nd July 2013

• Is Lilian coming or going?
• Jolene makes Lilian guffaw
• Fat Paul fancies being a beater
• Nic’s glowing hot
• Jolene Archer
• Lilian’s cut Matt off where it hurts
• What’s in a name?
• Will has to use the servant’s door
• William and Catherine’s baby

The (Ambridge-ified) Highland Games: Sun 21.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 21st July 2013

• The bagpipes, the bagpipes … those cursed bagpipes
• Reactions to the impending Jolene and Kenton marriage
• What’s a porridge spurtle?
• Eddie’s useless at tossing fence posts
• Clan Chiefs can work at a chipper, surely?
• “Never mix Brownies and air horns”

Kenton and Jolene get engaged: Fri 19.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 19th July 2013

• Jolene says yes before Kenton even asks
• The night of the ceilidh
• Why care about a Chieftain???
• Tom’s fallen for Rob
• Lilian about to go bankrupt?

Rob worms his way in – Thurs 18.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 18th July 2013

• Rob’s taking both of Pat and Tony’s bairns
• Caroline takes to her bed
• Anthea takes control of Lilian
• Tom’s told Brenda’s gone

Brenda goes off with a Russian bloke – 18.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 18th July 2013

• Matt’s lost his mind
• Brenda can’t go shopping
• When Brenda met Dmitry
• Lilian won’t say sorry to Brenda

The Ambridge Swishing – Wed 17.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 17th July 2012

• Caroline sounds awful
• The Swishing
• Kenton thinks of Jolene
• Zebedee’s relative gives $15,000
• Silent film night

Kenton’s still odd – Tues 16.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 16th July 2013

• Darrell’s fitting a door
• Henry never plays with the ball
• Rob has a camera
• More worry about Kenton’s behaviour
• Tony’s confused
• Rob’s a casual homophobe

A deal too good to be true – Tues 16.07.13 #thearchers

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 16th July 2013

• Brenda lands in Russia
• Brenda gets lost going to the loo
• Matt has a meeting completely starkers
• Vitaly wants an investment …

Kenton’s behaving oddly – Mon 15.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 15th July 2013

• Lilian’s still doing the work of three people
• Tig’s doing well
• David and Ruth have the taste for champagne
• Number 43 needs to slim down
• Kenton’s got itchy feet?
• Brenda tells Lilian to go away

Mike’s still not happy about Russia – Sun 14.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 14th July 2013

• Phoebe blames herself
• Vicky insists she takes teddy
• The mystery of the lost watch
• Brenda leaves Ambridge

Brenda’s off to Russia – Fri 12.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 12th July 2013

• Where’s Brenda?
• Pat misses her cows
• Rob says it with flowers
• Nic has a cunning plan
• Sabrina, bathing in milk
• Mike’s aghast

Brenda and Matt off to Russia – Thurs 11.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 11th July 2013

• Matt wants Brenda
• Matt’s intoxicated
• Matt wants Tatiana, not Lilian
• Matt doesn’t care for Lilian’s woes
• Matt gets Brenda!

When Rob came to dinner – Thurs 11.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 11th July 2013

• Helen’s using the dining room!
• Henry found a dead bumble bee
• Does anyone have sympathy for Lilian?
• Caroline’s far too busy. Lynda makes it worse …
• When Rob came to tea

Lilian demands Brenda – Wed 10.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 10th July 2013

• Ben only has a wee bag
• David’s a bad texter
• Lilian stalks Brenda
• Hayley’s treat on her day off
• Pip doesn’t wreck Brookfield
• Ben eating the flapjacks has Jill in hysterics

Brenda dumps Lilian – Tues 09.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 9th July 2013

• Lonely cow says goodbye
• Lilian and Brenda have a proper spat!
• Kenton insists Jolene keeps his favourite clothes
• Ambridge’s growing obsession with spurtles
• Tony reckons safety in numbers

Matt to do business in St Petersburg? - Tues 09.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 9th July 2013

• Matt goes to an art gallery
• Brenda’s left with a crying Lilian
• Vitaly Kedrov
• Matt meets a pretty lady
• Vitaly wants Matt’s consultancy skills … in St Petersburg

Susan buys new clothes to give them away – Mon 08.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 8th July 2013

• Keira nicked Emma’s lip gloss
• It’s the dead dog’s fault
• Lilian lies for Matt
• Topical tennis ahoy!
• Sabrina’s a supreme Swisher
• It’s Lilian’s birthday
• Susan’s only got 80s clobber with which to swish

Freddie plays at Young Farmer – Sun 07.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 7th July 2013

• Josh makes Freddie polish a cow
• Emma goes to church
• Meg’s dead
• Lilian recaps Ambridge Extra for Jolene

Elizabeth shampoos a cow – Fri 05.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 5th July 2013

• Elizabeth shampoos a cow
• Lily’s had a brace fitted
• Ruth doesn’t have a thing with which to swish
• Lonely cow’s all clear!
• Helen wants Rob for dinner
• Gloucester cheese?
• Pat wants to gamble their pension
• Lilian’s worried about her tan

When’s a Clan chief not a Clan Chief? – Thurs 04.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 4th July 2013

• Jazzer to sue the Flower Festival
• What’s wrong with Strip the Willow?
• Performance Poet or Clan Chief?
• Georgie, Georgie, how will your garden grow?
• Where’s the mayonnaise????
• Ah, William McGonagall …
• Neil left a pig in his car

When Matt met a Russian bloke (Lilian left him) – Thurs 04.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 4th July 2013

• Matt has ice in his malt whisky
• A big yacht always impresses
• Lilian goes home alone

The Phil/Jill Archer Clan are very smug – Wed 03.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 3rd July 2013

• Pip’s off to Churcham, David and Ruth on holiday
• Pip wonders where Champagne comes from
• Josh says sorry
• Freddie walks his heifer all the time
• Why do Gloucesters have white stripes down their backs
• Freddie sounds old
• Self-congratulating Archers

Brenda has a rubbish life – Tues 02.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 2nd July 2013

• Jennifer rates Caroline as “really stylish”
• Brenda calls Lilian on holiday (part 2)
• Phoebe wants Brenda out
• Brenda realises how rubbish is her life
• Brian kicks Rob up the bottom

It’s back … with Matt and Lilian in Montenegro – Tues 02.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 2nd July 2013

• Matt tries to get his leg over
• Matt insists on shopping
• Lilian turns to the Catholic Church
• Lilian knows Matt knows about Paul

Tony doesn’t know what he is – Mon 01.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 1st July 2013

• Brenda calls Lilian on her holiday
• Yet another awkward Tom and Brenda moment
• Tom wants to spend Pat and Tony’s retirement fund
• Oliver’s not a happy bunny, Tony’s having an identity crisis
• The first yoghurts without Bridge Farm milk