Caroline deadheads some flowers – Fri 30.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 30th August 2013

• Caroline’s loving omelette
• There’s a smell in room 6
• The food at the Golf Club is dry
• Complacency sets in about the Super Dairy
• Welsh Love Spoons resolve all
• Ruth’s not bothered about competition?
• Pip took her own duvet

Alan picks the wrong flowers – Thurs 29.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 29th August 2013

• Ambridge lost to Loxley Barrett
• Alan asks Shula if she uses Twitter
• Not the roses, Alan
• Shula reckons it’ll all be fine
• Those poor cows
• That horrible Des got 8 years

Brenda wakes up to Dmitry – Thurs 29.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 29th August 2013

• Brenda’s new job is … brining coffee!
• Now Tatyana has the contract
• Brenda eavesdrops
• Matt’s off to shoot something
• Leonid knows Robin
• Lilian thinks Matt’s getting intimate with Tatyana
• Lilian to use her womanly wiles?

Pip’s becoming Super Dairy – Wed 28.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 28th August 2013

• Kirsty and Tom … again
• All Henry has is his bricks
• Helen shows Pat the necklace she made
• David’s delighted about the badger cull
• Pip wants to rush growing the dairy herd
• Ben’s school shopping already

Rob takes Helen far, far away – Tues 27.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 27th August 2013

• When does a cow shed not smell like a cow shed?
• Do vets drink like pickers?
• Everyone benefits from the Super Dairy
• Jennifer’s definitely out of the Rose Bowl
• Will no-one think of the cows?
• Ian likes Ray
• Helen’s unrecognisable
• Divot repair night

Vitaly’s dad is a bad ‘un – Tues 27.08.13 #ambridgeextra

(or not … this is getting a tad ridiculous!)

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 27th August 2013

• Brenda’s still swallowing Dmitry’s rubbish
• One should not talk dodgy deals in a food hall
• Leonid was next to the pate
• Dmitry picnics in style
• Leonid times his visit with a shower
• Dmitry thinks Brenda’s “smart” at PR
• Leonid stole the phone

Ray arrives, and has lunch – Mon 26.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers  Monday 26th August 2013

• Does the Georgian Society have Bath Buns with their tea?
• Ray sounds dodgy …
• Competition for the Rose Bowl steps back up again
• Ruth buys biscuits
• Ray’s a Conway Twitty Man

Darrell’s sleeping rough – Sun 25.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 25th August 2013

• Kathy’s feeling the pressure
• Kenton’s not got great penmanship
• Darrell’s sleeping in the park
• Fallon resorts to shouting

The Golf Club is not a Kibbutz (allegedly) – Fri 23.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 23rd August 2013

• Kenton and Jolene playing wet t-shirt competition
• Lynda still believes
• Kathy corrects grammar while others lose their livelihood
• Kenton’s simple to Matt’s complicated
• Kenton’s welcomed back to Wedding HQ

There was nearly a shower scene! – Thurs 22.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 22nd August 2013

• Everyone’s shocked at Shula’s charity
• At least Pip will have clean clothes in Yorkshire
• Brian has a moment of empathy
• Helen abandons Henry for jewellery making
• The picker killed Jennifer’s roses
• The microphones were off for the bath

Lilian’s most impressed by Dmitry – Thurs 22.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 22nd August 2013

• Brenda’s moving in with Dmitry
• Brenda can order food!
• Lilian still wants Brenda
• Robin says the contract is worthless
• Nicolai Barbarin found murdered
• Dmitry is revealed
• Matt’s room is messy

Ambridge celebrates gay pride? – Wed 21.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 21st August 2013

• The Flower and Produce Show celebrates diversity
• Jolene finds THE dress
• Caroline’s finally in the mood for a holiday
• Martin won’t believe the facts
• Caroline wants to go to Juliet’s house

Susan would prefer British workers – 20.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 20th August 2013

• Not all is rosey in Jennifer’s garden
• A local Super Dairy for local people
• Rob didn’t get much sleep last night
• Bridge Farm veg boxes at the Super Dairy?
• All Jennifer had to do is buy stamps
• Shula’s pushing tickets
• £3572
• Jennifer’s also entering her roses
• “I managed to insult Kenton and Shula simultaneously.”

Matt’s scared of a teddy bear – Tues 20.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 20th August 2013

• Matt won’t go home
• Matt takes Tatyana to a caff
• Tatyana’s a bad ‘un?
• Brenda aspires to be a WAG
• Dmitry’s in on the sham?
• Matt has pie in a box
• Dmitry asks Brenda for an investment
• Evil teddy bear …

Helen’s a liar – Mon 19.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 19th August 2013

• Ray’s references should raise alarm bells
• Lynda’s patted on the head, and sent off happy
• Tom’s increasing production
• Helen makes Henry cry
• Helen is such a caring friend

Pip tickles a cow’s nose – Sun 18.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 18th August 2013

• Pip gets a cow going
• Lynda becomes Kathy’s dealer
• Poor Valda
• Lynda reckons she’s management material
• No room for Pip?
• Lynda and Ruth also want the Rose bowl
• Shula congratulates Alan and Usha on their marriage
• Shula’s roped into the Elms

Tom’s told about Dmitry – Fri 16.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 16th August 2013

• Pat and Tony demand ethical
• Pat and Kathy do culture
• £3.50 lost off of every barrel
• Four poppadums … steady on!
• When is a chilli too hot?
• Kathy isn’t entirely happy about the bestman
• Kirsty is David Cameron’s kinda gal
• Tom’s told that Brenda has a boyfriend
• We don’t eavesdrop in on Rob and Helen

Brookfield’s first calf of 2013 – Thurs 15.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 15th August 2013

• Caroline gives Ray Grey Gables without references
• Daniel’s off to Nottingham Uni
• Elizabeth sold her land
• When a  calf is born …
• David’s not bothered?
• Jolene and Kenton “sophisticated” … ???
• Ben’s starting secondary school

Robin is a bad ‘un – Thurs 15.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 15th August 2013

• Lilian shouts at Brenda
• Robin can’t be trusted
• Brenda tells all
• Lilian finds Matt too thin

Jamie makes pizza – Wed 14.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 14th August 2013

• Don’t call Jamie when he’s slicing wood
• The wheat is nearly in, the pheasants are well
• But Jennifer made Salmon en croute!
• Helen’s being sexy again
• Milk will be scarce in Autumn
• Kenton, bullied by a spider
• The Traditional Roses Bowl
• Brian joins in with Martin
• Jamie distracts Kathy with wine and pizza

Sabrina gets a free cucumber body wrap – Tues 13.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 13th August 2013

• The girls are being obliging for Oliver
• Mike’s lying to Lilian
• Oliver wants some bloke to run Grey Gables
• Is Anthea  good ‘un?
• Sabrina complains
• Lilian tracks down Matt

Dmitry is super rich – Tues 13.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 13th August 2013

• Matt’s off to London
• Brenda doesn’t want sausages
• Dmitry’s the big boss man
• Lilian’s tracked down Matt

There are too many Archers – Mon 12.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 12th August 2013

• “The trouble is Kenton’s family”
• Kenton wants to be married as Dracula
• Morality lessons from Kirsty
• Brenda not coming home?
• And another Archers invites themselves
• Shelly Brazil is on Twitter
• Tom and Kirsty going out, again

Helen’s happy to be Rob’s secret – Sun 11.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 11th August 2013

• Helen and Rob, in bed
• What did happen to Rob’s arm?
• No new tractor for Tom
• £18,200 raised for the organ
• Kathy had to work today
• Kathy and Pat to the playground, Neil and Tony to The Bull
• Helen’s playing housewife
• We didn’t need to know Helen’s hands were wet
• Helen’s happy to be a dirty secret
• Milk’s on the up!
• Happy Helen
• Open air Shakespeare

Helen booty calls Rob – Fri 09.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 9th August 2013

• Ian’s caught having a cigarette
• David won’t be bestman
• Lillian DOESN’T have a GandT
• Lilian makes Mike uncomfortable
• Mike makes a guess at where Brenda went on holiday
• Helen doesn’t tell Ian
• Henry’s like a dog
• Helen booty calls Rob

Bearded men invade Lower Loxley – Thurs 08.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 8th August 2013

• Pat doesn’t need words
• Ben goes to football practice
• Steve gets the boot
• Beardy Weirdys
• Did Elizabeth not notice the recession?
• Kenton got a remote controlled airplane
• A Lower Loxley wedding

Matt has porno on in his room – Thurs 08.07.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 8th July 2013

• Matt gets a cigar for his birthday
• Matt doesn’t scare easily
• There’s a surprise in Matt’s room
• Brenda’s sent to England
• Is Dmitry a bad ‘un?

The Magic Grain Sucker to the rescue! – 07.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 7th August 2013

• Kathy’s on yet another personal call
• David tipped the trailer
• The silent film night

A guest got the wrong cereal! – Tues 06.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 6th August 2013

• Caroline’s up and at ‘em
• Where in Borsetshire are there no memories for Kenton and Jolene?
• Anthea’s annoying, but efficient
• Does Mike know Brenda’s with Matt?

Meet the serfs – Tues 06.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 6th August

• Lilian discovers Brenda is in cahoots
• Just the new girl’s fault?
• Nicolai Barbarin’s the chap with Matt’s money

Pig related hashtags – Mon 05.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 5th August 2013

• Anthea thinks pickles are evil
• #Swinetime
• Helen really is avoiding Rob?

Emma abandons the Church – Sun 04.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 4th August 2013

• Emma’s not going back to Church
• Where’s Emma going for her birthday?
• Don’t believe a word Helen says
• The waiter had his shirt untucked!
• Sunday Lunch has changed at the Golf Club
• A second showing at the silent film night
• Shula gets a whole choir for free
• Sweaty cheese

Freddie doesn’t want to be a pageboy – Fri 02.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 2nd August

• Jolene’s marrying into the horsey set
• Grey Gables coped with Caroline
• Freddie and Lily approve
• Lily accepts Freddie’s better at something
• Awkward Rob and Helen moment
• Why doesn’t Freddie want to be a pageboy?
• Caroline was Oliver’s investment

Kathy does a bad Terminator impression – Thurs 01.08.13

Pondering The Archers  Thursday 1st August 2013

• Tom does as Rob suggests
• Dressing cheese
• Martin has no sense of humour
• Brian’s an “interesting” boss

Matt leaves for Ambridge … but doesn’t – Thurs 01.08.13 #ambridgeextra

Ambridge Extra Thursday 1st August 2013

• Matt doesn’t leave
• Brenda’s staying
• Brenda really is obsessed with Dmitry having a better job