Lynda woos Maurice – Mon 21.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 21st October 2013

• The Bellingham’s Bounce
• Maurice has a liking for Anthea
• Jazzer has gossip!
• Lynda tries to flatter Maurice into submission
• Joe doesn’t want to go anywhere

Lynda seeks a mature Robin Hood – Sun 20.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 20th October 2013

• Kirsty auditions
• Handbells and One Direction don’t need multiple spotlights
• Harassed Cook Hampers
• Kirsty and Tom clean out a lagoon
• Nathan Booth auditions
• Henry’s being a pain
• Harriet’s divorcing Ray
• Robert wants Sean Connery and Audrey Hepburn
• The Three Legged Mole
• Fallon has a talent
• Tom puts his foot in it
• Constanza gets brushed

Rob wants to know Helen’s okay – Fri 18.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 18th October 2013

• Tom doesn’t rush out to work
• Middle class problems
• Two hounds don’t oblige
• Rob tries to ease his guilt
• Joe sounds cheery
• Tom delivers sausages, veg and a staff member
• Kirsty didn’t say ‘I told you so’

The sheep are worried by dogs – Thurs 17.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering the Archers Thursday 17th October 2013

• Where’s the tensioning tool?
• David approves of Kenton marrying
• Darrell crawls back in …
• The sheep fall into the river!
• At least Darrell gets his tools
• Jill’s on about cakes
• Rob had to be asked to wipe his boots

Rob dumps Helen – Wed 16.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering the Archers Wednesday 16th October 2013

• Rob doesn’t want to hurt Helen, but …
• Caroline’s happy, sad, then happy again
• Another cow aborted
• Darrell’s gone walkabout again
• Shula let Alistair do the shopping!

Jim gets Joe excited: Tues 15.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering the Archers Tuesday 15th October 2013

• In a spare hour, Alistair paints the cricket pavilion
• Hey Jude, on repeat …
• Did Darrell go to the doctor?
• The Community Orchard tempts out Joe
• More trouble with Ed’s cows
• Neil’s ruined it for everyone
• Brenda’s still making coffee!

The Christmas show posters go up: Mon 14.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 14th October 2013

• Jamie makes tea
• Caroline’s unreasonable emailing
• Kathy’s enjoying her work
• Beer mats for wedding favours
• The stag do plot thickens …
• A new website and a tea dance
• Why is Jolene upset about Rob’s father-in-law passing away?
• It’s poppy time
• It’s Christmas audition time
• Emma doesn’t seem to be doing much on her cookbook
• Joe’s still not up and at ‘em

Susan gets pulled at her party: Sun 13.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 13th October 2013

• Caroline’s tossing and turning
• There’s too much milk in Joe’s tea
• Tracey’s coming out, so they better get the party started
• The hounds relax Caroline
• Gregory competes for Susan’s attention

The Council Officer Cometh: Fri 11.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 11th October 2013

• All fear the Council officer …
• Lynda’s distracting
• Sad scenes at the Grundys’

Debbie’s having “unadulterated fun”: Thurs 10.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 10th October 2013

• Is Henry ‘special’?
• Pat’s snooping on Tom (and Kirsty)
• Brian and Debbie being intolerably smug
• Brian’s getting increasing archaic
• Helen still doesn’t get it (part 457)
• A hairdo triumph???
• Everyone agrees Tom and Kirsty are perfecto
• Jamie’s a good lad
• Debbie’s got a Zoltan

Darrell needs work, not a therapist – Wed 09.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 9th October 2013

• What’s Darrell doing at night?
• Alistair’s got a pig farm with pneumonia
• Why was the cow so brave?
• Even Ruth’s given in to the Super Dairy
• An awkward moment for David
• Darrell doesn’t even know what is the month
• The cows are nearly ready to go in
• The Brookfield kitchen is clean!!!
• Why would Ruth have a recipe?
• Vicky’s calf was culled
• What’s wrong with the stag do?
• Caroline ponders life over some chocolate

Joe goes to the pub: Tues 08.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 8th October 2013

• What does £1,500 mean when you can’t eat sausages?
• Shires to the rescue
• Kathy’s gainfully employed
• When Joe met Poppy
• Emma lies about a card
• Will no one think of Emma’s cookery book?
• Kenton looks forward to his stag do

Kathy gets a job – Mon 07.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 7th October 2013

• Rob was lying in wait for Helen
• Helen and Rob agree to differ
• Rob’s no match for Debbie
• Helen’s all that matters, until the phone rings
• Pedicures and Seaweed wraps
• Caroline tries to buy off Joe
• No Health Club Manager + Jobless Kathy = ???
• Kirsty and Tom … ugh
• ROB HAS A WIFE

Darrell fixes a lock – Sun 06.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 6th October 2013

• The Church is still busier than usual
• Shula’s already exasperated with Darrell
• Emma’s stunned at Nic’s ingratitude
• The word is out about Tom and Kirsty
• One calf is already for the chop
• Joe’s missed at The Bull
• Emma’s against paternity leave
• Emma’s against Poppy meeting Joe

Kirsty and Tom love each other – Fri 04.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 4th October 2013

• Shula’s sounding more and more like Kathy
• That local authority department is back
• Bling wars
• Brenda’s not coming back?
• There still might not be a Panto
• Shock appearance of Jazzer in Jaxx
• Helen and Rob’s assignation
• Jazzer is no Oliver Mellors
• Tom and Kirsty, back together
• Darrell moves in with Shula

Panto or Jane Austen?: Thurs 03.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 3rd October 2013

• The recession catches up with Ambridge
• It’s Jill’s birthday
• Jill’s already made the wedding cakes
• Kenton’s oblivious
• The Christmas show … Jane Austen or Panto?
• The loo is blocked
• The Harvest Supper
• Don’t kids call their parents anymore?
• Darrell did apologise to Shula
• Ruth wants an automatic calf feeder

Poppy’s named after a cow – Wed 02.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 2nd October 2013

• Spare a thought for them outdoors
• Gies a ring
• “Four weeks’ time, I’ll be Mrs Archer!”
• Elvis will walk Jolene up the aisle
• Why has Oliver never heard of Etta James?
• Rosa calls Darrell smelly
• That local authority chap has been back
• Joe’s not even interested in Bartleby
• Joe’s talking like a dead man walking
• Poppy was a cow
• Darrell nearly gets barred
• When Ed met Oliver

Hello Poppy Grundy – Tues 01.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 1st October 2013

• Poppy Grundy
• Henry likes snails
• Emma was the hero
• Poppy’s not much of a looker?
• Joe’s stopping in with Kathy
• Brian’s very supportive
• That’d been brilliant if Popp had been born on the village green
• Tom’s missing Kirsty?
• Emma wants to do a cookbook

Nic’s waters break (at the bus stop): Mon 30.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 30th September 2013

• Susan’s family has nae class
• Shall we invite that one from the prison?
• Of course Joe can’t wait for his baccy!!!
• Joe never to be in the fresh air again?
• Nic wants to do a charity calendar
• Alan kits out Darrell
• Emma hasn’t even been to see Joe?
• The new Grundy baby is on its way

First mention of the Christmas Show!!!!!! – Sun 29.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 29th September 2013

• The farmers should be thankful
• What about the harvest supper?
• Who was that?
• Ruth’s a part-time Christian
• David burnt his finger
• How long does it take to cook runner beans?
• Elizabeth and Nigel’s 19th anniversary
• Courgettes or broccoli?
• The badgers are at David again
• Darrell to benefit from the harvest bounty
• The trees are on the turn
• The Christmas show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Caroline wants to sell up

Joe misses Bartleby – Fri 27.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 27th September 2013

• Caroline’s losing customers
• Kathy should sue?
• Rosa has enough sandwiches for Jamie
• Rosa and Jamie?
• Rosa does and doesn’t want to know about her dad
• Caroline reckons Eddie’s just human
• What department is Mr Hughes from?
• Joe couldn’t find his slippers
• Bartleby and Joe, back together

Darrell accosts Shula in the Church Yard: Thurs 26.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 26th September 2013

• Joe’s front page news
• The Local Authority visit to Grey Gables is clarified
• Helen has ‘coffee’ in Rob’s office
• Darrell tells Shula to go shake a tin
• Rob’s feeling the pressure

Brenda briefly blunders back – Wed 25.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 25th September 2013

• Kathy’s a lady of leisure
• Brenda’s back for a bit
• So, what’s happening in Kirsty’s love life?
• Cheap Stag do Vs expensive Hen do
• Susan’s 50th will be at The Bull
• Brenda tortures Tom
• Paul’s still in mind

Some bloke attacks Darrell – Tues 24.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 24th September 2013

• Nic’s happy to help
• Joe will be planning his funeral soon
• They still don’t like that Super Dairy
• Josh is donating his eggs
• Eric beats up Darrell
• Kathy went wrong when she left teaching
• Eddie’s got a solicitor

Kathy quits her job – Mon 23.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 23rd September 2013

• A hot ‘date’ at an artisan food exhibition
• What was wrong with Chloe from Norfolk?
• Nicholas, the new Golf Club GM
• What is Crispy United?
• Tom discovers his Hinterland
• Kathy's had enough
• Kathy’s calls Martyn a Bastard

Where’s the Grundy camera? In the sock drawer – Sun 22.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 22nd September 2013

• Caroline doesn’t blame Lynda
• Bad TripAdvisor review
• The Local Authority to inspect the carpet
• Eddie mentions that Joe is 92
• It’s his wrist, not his leg
• NOT THE BIG CHAIR!!!!
• Joe didn’t want roast beef
• Oliver admits he should have chosen Lynda
• Eddie gets the camera out
• Emma on toilet duty?

Eddie to sue Caroline – Fri 20.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 20th September 2013

• Caroline starts off today relaxed …
• Joe’s in a bad way
• It was the carpet wot did it
• Taking Joe to the toilet is a step too far?
• Caroline turns on Oliver
• Lynda’s inconsolable
• Eddie’s furious
• Jethro hit by a branch. Nigel falls off a roof. Joe trips over the carpet. At least David varies his modus operandi

Joe bumps his head – Thurs 19.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 19th September 2013

• Darrell’s just fine (actually)
• We missed both David and Joe’s birthday yesterday
• Joe would have won the best moustache competition
• Ben’s enjoying Big School
• Josh is suddenly a hunk
• The two amigos
• The Christmas turkeys!
• Joe wants Nic at home
• Joe says no to a jar
• It was folks like Eddie and Joe Lynda didn’t want ...
• Joe leaves in an ambulance

Lynda has the power! – 18.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 18th September 2013

• “The tomatoes are on the soft side”
• Kirsty sounds sad
• Tony buys Tom wire and insulator
• Ray’s upped and off
• Tony’s matchmaking?
• Ray does this all the time
• Oliver installs Lynda on the throne
• Queen Lynda’s first act

Mrs Shen is Ray’s mistress – Tues 17.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 17th September 2013

• Brian spots Mrs Shen
• Matt waxes lyrical about Russia
• Brian spots Mrs Shen AND Ray
• Poor ewe
• Alistair says no, then yes (with provisos)
• Temp Anthea is now a Perm PA
• Matt and Brian don’t support paternity leave