Rob dumps Helen – Wed 16.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering the Archers Wednesday 16th October 2013

• Rob doesn’t want to hurt Helen, but …
• Caroline’s happy, sad, then happy again
• Another cow aborted
• Darrell’s gone walkabout again
• Shula let Alistair do the shopping!

Susan gets pulled at her party: Sun 13.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 13th October 2013

• Caroline’s tossing and turning
• There’s too much milk in Joe’s tea
• Tracey’s coming out, so they better get the party started
• The hounds relax Caroline
• Gregory competes for Susan’s attention

The Council Officer Cometh: Fri 11.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 11th October 2013

• All fear the Council officer …
• Lynda’s distracting
• Sad scenes at the Grundys’

Joe goes to the pub: Tues 08.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 8th October 2013

• What does £1,500 mean when you can’t eat sausages?
• Shires to the rescue
• Kathy’s gainfully employed
• When Joe met Poppy
• Emma lies about a card
• Will no one think of Emma’s cookery book?
• Kenton looks forward to his stag do

Poppy’s named after a cow – Wed 02.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 2nd October 2013

• Spare a thought for them outdoors
• Gies a ring
• “Four weeks’ time, I’ll be Mrs Archer!”
• Elvis will walk Jolene up the aisle
• Why has Oliver never heard of Etta James?
• Rosa calls Darrell smelly
• That local authority chap has been back
• Joe’s not even interested in Bartleby
• Joe’s talking like a dead man walking
• Poppy was a cow
• Darrell nearly gets barred
• When Ed met Oliver

First mention of the Christmas Show!!!!!! – Sun 29.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 29th September 2013

• The farmers should be thankful
• What about the harvest supper?
• Who was that?
• Ruth’s a part-time Christian
• David burnt his finger
• How long does it take to cook runner beans?
• Elizabeth and Nigel’s 19th anniversary
• Courgettes or broccoli?
• The badgers are at David again
• Darrell to benefit from the harvest bounty
• The trees are on the turn
• The Christmas show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Caroline wants to sell up

Joe misses Bartleby – Fri 27.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 27th September 2013

• Caroline’s losing customers
• Kathy should sue?
• Rosa has enough sandwiches for Jamie
• Rosa and Jamie?
• Rosa does and doesn’t want to know about her dad
• Caroline reckons Eddie’s just human
• What department is Mr Hughes from?
• Joe couldn’t find his slippers
• Bartleby and Joe, back together

Where’s the Grundy camera? In the sock drawer – Sun 22.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 22nd September 2013

• Caroline doesn’t blame Lynda
• Bad TripAdvisor review
• The Local Authority to inspect the carpet
• Eddie mentions that Joe is 92
• It’s his wrist, not his leg
• NOT THE BIG CHAIR!!!!
• Joe didn’t want roast beef
• Oliver admits he should have chosen Lynda
• Eddie gets the camera out
• Emma on toilet duty?

Eddie to sue Caroline – Fri 20.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 20th September 2013

• Caroline starts off today relaxed …
• Joe’s in a bad way
• It was the carpet wot did it
• Taking Joe to the toilet is a step too far?
• Caroline turns on Oliver
• Lynda’s inconsolable
• Eddie’s furious
• Jethro hit by a branch. Nigel falls off a roof. Joe trips over the carpet. At least David varies his modus operandi

Lynda has the power! – 18.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 18th September 2013

• “The tomatoes are on the soft side”
• Kirsty sounds sad
• Tony buys Tom wire and insulator
• Ray’s upped and off
• Tony’s matchmaking?
• Ray does this all the time
• Oliver installs Lynda on the throne
• Queen Lynda’s first act

Josh snogs a gorgeous girl – Fri 13.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 13th September 2013

• The cows enjoy modern pop
• Berrow Farm
• Was it a wild party?
• Mrs Shen made Magda cry
• Ray buses in auld yins
• David has TWO glasses of wine
• Lynda covers for Ray

A Mexican night at Grey Gables – Fri 06.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 6th September 2013

• Lynda’s also out of the Rose Bowl
• Oliver’s oblivious
• Ray’s a liar
• The music teacher saves the concert
• Lily’s hyper
• Ray demands a Mexican night
• Should the Church save Darrell?
• Just because Ray’s the boss?

Caroline deadheads some flowers – Fri 30.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 30th August 2013

• Caroline’s loving omelette
• There’s a smell in room 6
• The food at the Golf Club is dry
• Complacency sets in about the Super Dairy
• Welsh Love Spoons resolve all
• Ruth’s not bothered about competition?
• Pip took her own duvet

Ambridge celebrates gay pride? – Wed 21.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 21st August 2013

• The Flower and Produce Show celebrates diversity
• Jolene finds THE dress
• Caroline’s finally in the mood for a holiday
• Martin won’t believe the facts
• Caroline wants to go to Juliet’s house

Helen’s a liar – Mon 19.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 19th August 2013

• Ray’s references should raise alarm bells
• Lynda’s patted on the head, and sent off happy
• Tom’s increasing production
• Helen makes Henry cry
• Helen is such a caring friend

Brookfield’s first calf of 2013 – Thurs 15.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 15th August 2013

• Caroline gives Ray Grey Gables without references
• Daniel’s off to Nottingham Uni
• Elizabeth sold her land
• When a  calf is born …
• David’s not bothered?
• Jolene and Kenton “sophisticated” … ???
• Ben’s starting secondary school

Sabrina gets a free cucumber body wrap – Tues 13.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 13th August 2013

• The girls are being obliging for Oliver
• Mike’s lying to Lilian
• Oliver wants some bloke to run Grey Gables
• Is Anthea  good ‘un?
• Sabrina complains
• Lilian tracks down Matt

Helen booty calls Rob – Fri 09.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 9th August 2013

• Ian’s caught having a cigarette
• David won’t be bestman
• Lillian DOESN’T have a GandT
• Lilian makes Mike uncomfortable
• Mike makes a guess at where Brenda went on holiday
• Helen doesn’t tell Ian
• Henry’s like a dog
• Helen booty calls Rob

A guest got the wrong cereal! – Tues 06.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 6th August 2013

• Caroline’s up and at ‘em
• Where in Borsetshire are there no memories for Kenton and Jolene?
• Anthea’s annoying, but efficient
• Does Mike know Brenda’s with Matt?

Emma abandons the Church – Sun 04.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 4th August 2013

• Emma’s not going back to Church
• Where’s Emma going for her birthday?
• Don’t believe a word Helen says
• The waiter had his shirt untucked!
• Sunday Lunch has changed at the Golf Club
• A second showing at the silent film night
• Shula gets a whole choir for free
• Sweaty cheese