Grey Gables has dirty changing rooms – Wed 04.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 4th April 2013

• Ray’s litany of ineptitude
• Helen’s jewellery in the Flower and Produce show
• More consternation about the wedding invites
• Brian behaves admirably
• Jennifer lost a sleeve!

Rob takes Helen far, far away – Tues 27.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 27th August 2013

• When does a cow shed not smell like a cow shed?
• Do vets drink like pickers?
• Everyone benefits from the Super Dairy
• Jennifer’s definitely out of the Rose Bowl
• Will no-one think of the cows?
• Ian likes Ray
• Helen’s unrecognisable
• Divot repair night

Susan would prefer British workers – 20.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 20th August 2013

• Not all is rosey in Jennifer’s garden
• A local Super Dairy for local people
• Rob didn’t get much sleep last night
• Bridge Farm veg boxes at the Super Dairy?
• All Jennifer had to do is buy stamps
• Shula’s pushing tickets
• £3572
• Jennifer’s also entering her roses
• “I managed to insult Kenton and Shula simultaneously.”

Jamie makes pizza – Wed 14.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 14th August 2013

• Don’t call Jamie when he’s slicing wood
• The wheat is nearly in, the pheasants are well
• But Jennifer made Salmon en croute!
• Helen’s being sexy again
• Milk will be scarce in Autumn
• Kenton, bullied by a spider
• The Traditional Roses Bowl
• Brian joins in with Martin
• Jamie distracts Kathy with wine and pizza

The Ambridge Swishing – Wed 17.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 17th July 2012

• Caroline sounds awful
• The Swishing
• Kenton thinks of Jolene
• Zebedee’s relative gives $15,000
• Silent film night

Susan buys new clothes to give them away – Mon 08.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 8th July 2013

• Keira nicked Emma’s lip gloss
• It’s the dead dog’s fault
• Lilian lies for Matt
• Topical tennis ahoy!
• Sabrina’s a supreme Swisher
• It’s Lilian’s birthday
• Susan’s only got 80s clobber with which to swish

Brenda has a rubbish life – Tues 02.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 2nd July 2013

• Jennifer rates Caroline as “really stylish”
• Brenda calls Lilian on holiday (part 2)
• Phoebe wants Brenda out
• Brenda realises how rubbish is her life
• Brian kicks Rob up the bottom

Jennifer to swish – Sun 30.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 30th June 2013

• Swishing comes to Ambridge
• Will no-one think of Lonely Cow?
• The last of the cows leave Bridge Farm
• Felpersham Church Conservation Trust gave £1,200

Jim woos Jennifer with a cheese scone – Mon 10.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 10th June 2013

• Brian has a concrete floor
• Zebedee Tring’s Connecticut Connections
• Lilian blames herself
• Jim tricks his way back into Jennifer’s affections

Matt tells Lilian that Paul’s dead – Fri 07.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 7th June 2013

• Matt breaks the news to Lilian
• Emma Grundy or Tracey Horrobin?
• Peggy and Elona have to part
• Lilian’s in hell

Mushy peas, mandarin oranges and Proust: Wed 05.06.13 #thearch

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 5th June 2013

• Mushy peas, mandarin oranges and Proust
• We didn’t have stress in our day …
• Lynda’s still not happy about the Highland Games
• Jim admits to being mean
• Emma to become the new Elona?
• Rob wants to promote the Super Dairy at Brookfield

Paul stands up Lilian: Mon 03.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 3rd June 2013

• When did Freddie grow up?
• No more Ifty
• Staffing problems at the super dairy
• A project too far?
• Does Jess exist?
• Sabrina and Jennifer have had an idea
• Lillian’s not with R ick … or Paul

Lilian goes to church: Sun 02.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 2nd June 2013

• Paul hasn’t called Lilian
• Jennifer and Brian REALLY rate themselves
• Where were Peggy’s sparrows?
• Peggy can cope
• Mr Honeywell tires out Lilian
• Peggy has very deep pockets
• Jennifer’s boycotting the book club

Jazzer accuses Lynda of racism – Thurs 30.05.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 30th May 2013

• Peggy doesn’t want an agency
• Jim Poo Poos Tom’s bravery
• Do Llamas get sheared?
• Lynda! Stop gossiping!!!
• Jim hasn’t noticed Jennifer loathes him?
• Jennifer didn’t even know
• Who will open the fete?

Paul’s attacked – Wed 29.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 29th May 2013

• Paul's harassing Lilian (again)
• Jennifer will have to go to an agency
• How was their evening at the Orangery?
• The hitman finally finds Paul

Tony shouts at Brian – Tues 28.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 28th May 2013

• Tony tells Brian what’s what
• Brian wants, Brian gets
• Brian’s turn to do the caravans
• Rob impresses Adam
• German and Hungarian Heifers
• Tony will have to put a cheery face on it
• Those churns are worth £40!
• Tony shouts at Jennifer
• Jennifer won’t go to Shula’s drinks

Brian’s exposed: Tues 21.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 21st May 2013

• Jennifer cleans a caravan
• Borchester Life takes the Michael out of Brian
• Nic and Joe take the Michael out of Brian
• Glen Whitehouse takes the Michael out of Brian
• Joe’s triumphant
• Ed versus Will

Pip discovers Josh is the favoured one – Wed 15.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 15th May 2013

• Was the fete vote rigged?
• The shop’s run out of pasta quills!
• Pip decides to be reasonable
• Jennifer and Susan have a natter
• Spencer wants Adam
• Hell hath no fury like a Pip pipped by Josh

Elona demands a divorce – Thurs 02.05.12 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 2nd May 2013

• Darrell’s waiting to be arrested
• Josh wants a share
• Supper at the Aldridges
• Can Josh play with the eggs?
• Darrell’s on his own

The tale of two Simnel cakes: Sun 31.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 31st march 2013

• Feeding the early Easter risers
• Topical alter … another clock reminder
• The organ is sticking
• Jennifer’s still horrified by Alice
• Where’s everyone for Easter?
• The Easter Egg hunt
• Two Simnel cakes … twice the fun
• Ed’s milk leaflets do not impress Clarrie
• Pip’s back to old habits
• Clarrie sounds a bit different