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Friday, 30 July 2010

29th July 2010

The Archers: Kenton meets Alysha … Kathy is angry … Will checks up on Nic … Sheering competition

  • When Kenton met Alysha
  • This doesn’t bode well for Nic
  • Sitting on his cart, in the rain
  • Kathy’s going to tell on Kenton
  • It’ll be ‘sheer’ embarrassment!


When Kenton met Alysha

“I’ll give you one on the house”

Oh dear.

“So there are two of you?”

Said Kenton, rather excitedly.

Inviting Alysha and Kerry to come to Jaxx, Kenton then wows Alysha with tales of his “glamorous lifestyle” when he lived in new Zealand.

The Kathy interrupted their chat (though Jim was about to whisk the ladies away to an enthralling evening at The Bull).

Is it too obvious to think that there’s going to be an affair? That Kenton will follow them back to New Zealand (where he can also be a father to his daughter)?

Watch out for that silent Kerry though. You know what they say about the quiet ones, especially when they seem to be enjoying Jazzer’s banter …


This doesn’t bode well for Nic


Leaving Will to fend for himself with the kids (though they did have plenty of crisps, in case of emergency), he is blatantly not okay with the extra work Nic’s been doing, and the male attention she’s been getting (which, it has to be said, hasn’t been that significant).

Dumping the kids off with Clarrie, Will then turns up at The Bull to have a pint, while keeping watch over Nic.

So when is Will going to blow? Looks like it will be over absolutely nothing.


Sitting on his cart, in the rain

Poor Joe. He doesn’t seem to be making much money from his veg, but, as Eddie said, it’s not about the money.

It is a

“Battle of wills [with Susan] to see who blinks first”

Trouble is, I would like to say who’ll win. They’re both as stubborn as each other.


Kathy’s going to tell on Kenton


Kathy didn’t seem to be bothered about Kenton chatting with Alysha – but was mightily bothered about ‘that’ picture of Jamie’s teacher.

She’s in the wrong this time – Kenton was just taking pictures of his punters for his website. The problem is that Jamie found it. And then posted it.

Now Kathy’s going to tell the teacher that the photo is ‘out there’. Kenton refuses to do so, but Kathy’s hell bent.

“Some of us have a more responsible attitude to life”

Aha. And some of us just don’t know when to leave it well alone.


It’ll be ‘sheer’ embarrassment!

Sorry. Couldn’t help myself!

Not sure how Eddie’s going to make anything out of this sheering competition – but I am fairly sure that he’ll have a very wounded pride once it’s done and dusted.

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

27th July 2010

The Archers: Josh helps Pip … Alysha and Kerry arrive in Ambridge

  • If Eddie had been to College …
  • Nope. Pip is still a madam
  • Joe’s veg isn’t selling
  • Four large tommies, two new ladies


If Eddie had been to College …

… he “might not have ended up hauling compost”

There’s always shit to shovel Eddie, no matter what you do for a living.

Nope. Pip is still a madam

Jude may be gone, but that doesn’t mean Pip isn’t still an annoying teen.

How cheeky was she, trying to guilt Ruth (while she was milking) into helping her to do her college assignment? The one which she left to that last minute. After trying to leave College. For a manboy.

At least she knows Josh has to see the hard cash before he’ll relent to help her. Even though she does seem to veer between ‘you’re doing really well’ and ‘you’re an idiot’ without warning.


Joe’s veg isn’t selling

Only £10 in one day, but at least he’s annoying Susan.

And at least Bartleby has shade and grass. It’ll be a nice change for him to be out and about on the green.


Four large tommies, two new ladies


And there was me thinking Joe was about to be busted for illegal veg trading, but it turned out to be a New Zealand sheep shearer (with her quiet mate).

Bert waxed so lyrical about Ambridge to Alysha and Kerry (our new New Zealand sheep shearing ladies), that they decided it must be experienced.

While it didn’t sound like Bert gave Camp Grundy a good review, and after initially seeming quite unimpressed about the campsite, it looks like they’ll be around for a week or so.

Not sure why they changed their mind and stayed – but the Grundy’s are taking the utter mick with their prices.

£10 a night! Outrageous when the only facility they have is a cold water tap.

Anyhoo – that’s another New Zealand connection (Kenton hooks up with one of them, then emigrates to be with them and his daughter?), and two potential love interests for all the single men of Ambridge.