Showing posts with label byron chambers. Show all posts
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Saturday, 12 March 2011

The Archers Mon 7th March 2011: Byron Chambers is a w***er

  • David’s jealous of Ben
  • Inquest date is set
  • Elizabeth admits she’s selfish!!!
  • Kenton Vs Byron
  • David wants it deep
  • Will Pip be intensive?
  • (Pancake) party at The Bull
  • Dry or sweet?



David’s jealous of Ben

David’s wishing life could be as simple as Ben’s.

Ben is super excited about going out with his other wee-men mates for a pizza. And it’s as simple as that.

Birthday. Mates. Pizza.

You know David – that’s doable, even at your age.


Inquest date is set

March 29th, at 3.30pm.

Is David going down?



Elizabeth admits she’s selfish!!!

Blimey. That should have been uttered many, many years ago.

[Elizabeth] “I’ve been so selfish, using him here so much”

Mind you – it’s not entirely Elizabeth’s fault. David should have grown a pair and told Elizabeth he couldn’t help her so much way before he did.

Reality also seems to be sinking in about what a massive task Elizabeth has to take on without Nigel – though she still doesn’t seem to understand that she can hire someone in to share that burden.

[Elizabeth] “All the things Nigel used to do are my responsibility now. Time I got used to it”



Kenton Vs Byron

My money would be on Kenton. Hell hath no fury like a protective brother.

[Elizabeth] “I had a long and interesting chat with Byron Chambers .. .delightful chap … accused me of not honouring Nigel’s memory”

[Kenton] “I’d have sorted him out. Shown him what he could do with his cod piece”

I’d pay good money to see that, I would.


David wants it deep

Seemingly Chicory and Plantain would do the job.

All about improving the grazing, seemingly.



Will Pip be intensive?

As Pip and David ponder whether she’ll get into University, David’s also wondering if Pip will come back from (whatever education she gets into) thinking that Brookfield’s way are old fashioned.

Just like David thought of Phil. And Phil though of Dan.

[David] “(you) might be become one of the high input factory style brigade”

Interesting.

More interesting, though, is whether it will actually be Pip to take over at Brookfield.

I reckon Josh is still in with a shout. And we don’t even know about Ben as yet.




(Pancake) party at The Bull

So says Kenton.

And I love the way Kenton calls David ‘Dave’.

Almost as good as Joe’s ‘David Archer’


Dry or sweet?

Well my answer is always ‘cider, please’, but Elizabeth has to make up her mind for the next batch of Lower Loxley wines.

She’s well out of her depth when she visits the winery, but John is a nice enough chap who reassures that Nigel was just as worried when he first had to make decisions about the wine.

But as one of Nigel’s passions, Elizabeth is particularly nervous about making the wrong choice.

[Elizabeth] “Please John – what would Nigel have decided?"


The Archers Sun 6th Mar 2011: David finally tells Elizabeth

  • “I really need to be spending more time at Brookfield.”
  • Helen’s life in one van
  • Rolling, Heroin, Midsomer and Grass
  • Release the cows!
  • Being nasty to Lewis – nae need!



“I really need to be spending more time at Brookfield.”

Ah – what a relief it was to hear David finally (finally!) utter those words to Elizabeth.

Despite Lily waking up early everyday – and despite Elizabeth wanting David to have a look at the course for the chase (with Nigel’s Go-Getters) – David comes clean to Elizabeth:

[David] “Wouldn’t you be better asking Shula … I really need to be spending more time at Brookfield. Much more time …”

[Elizabeth, a tad shocked] “I completely understand … (you’re not letting me down) no, not at all …”

Elizabeth reckons that the breakdown she had on Friday did her the world of good (when she was told the Twins had got into the Cathedral School, which made her realise that Nigel won’t know anything about that, or anything else to do with the Twins anymore). She now thinks she’s “on top of things”.

Hmmm.

And when David asked if she’d make the call to the agency to get a professional manager, Elizabeth said she “very well get in touch”.

Double Hmmm.

Shortly after David left, Elizabeth went a tad ape at Lily for nattering on, trying to interrupt her when she was speaking to David.

I do think Lily was indeed being “very very rude”, but Elizabeth’s quick temper isn’t suggestive of someone who’s got control.


Helen’s life in one van

Helen’s moved back to Bridge Farm, and it only took one van.

I suppose DVDs do pack down quite neatly …

But then again, Helen won’t have packed everything, as she’s reckoning on only being home for a few weeks.

I do wonder if Tony will come up with another (heartfelt) reason for Helen to stay.

[Helen] “That’s why you’re different dad. No matter what I’m like,. I never drive you away”

Methinks it’ll be hard for Helen to drive away this time.


Rolling, Heroin, Midsomer and Grass

I must have been distracted when I thought I heard David and Pip talking about some “dead grass”. I’m sure I then heard David talking about how the grass will need to be rolled, but maybe some heroin first, and something about Midsomer.

Eh?

Please do correct me.


Release the cows!

[Ruth] “They’ll really benefit from an early bite”

Ruth’s spot on when she said that it means winter is nearly done when the cows go back out in the fields.

I reckon they’re just about relieved to get out as we all are to see they get out.

Here’s a video from a farm near to where I live (it also does cracking ice-cream and has an excellent visitor centre/nature walks/stuff to do). I can’t mention their name as tis blog is strictly non-commercial, but you can work it out from the video.

Hurrah to happy and playful cows!





Being nasty to Lewis – nae need!

I utterly accept Elizabeth is still going through a horrific time, but there is absolutely no excuse (on this whole wide world) for being nasty to our Lewis.

He’s a lovely gent.

Lewis was just trying to help out, by picking up a job that Elizabeth had seemed to forget, but Elizabeth repeated her ‘going ape’ routine on Lewis as she’d done to Lily.

Elizabeth reckons she:

[Elizabeth] “has to keep hold of all of the threads" herself

So shouts at Lewis for just being a nice chap.

She calms down, but mentions that life is about to get even more tricky for her.

She has to tell Byron Chambers that she’s about to cancel his Medieval Banquets as they’re making losses for Lower Loxley.

[Lewis] “(Byron Chambers] “The erasable gentleman with the unfortunate beard?”

[Elizabeth] “As you say, he’s got quite a temper. I’m dreading the meeting already.”

Ach – why deal with it alone Elizabeth?