- Vicky doesn’t listen
- Jazzer starts a blog
- Prince ‘the karate kid’ Harry
- Stay away from offices with ‘chill out’ spaces
Vicky doesn’t listen ...
Although, when she’s finished with you, you’ll wonder why you haven’t been doing it for years.
Allegedly.
Jazzer starts a blog
Maybe Jazzer should just stick to his ‘real’ routine and ignore Ed’s really corny writing.
Prince ‘the karate kid’ Harry
How on earth can Harry ‘learn his place’ if Jazzer keeps giving him such exalted nicknames?
Jazzer really needs to wind his neck in before Harry goes all Henry the VIII on him. (see what I did there …snort!)
Stay away from offices with ‘chill out’ spaces
In my opinion.
They are either teetering on the edge of liquidation due to spending on office furnishings.
Or, they expect you to sleep there because you can’t go home until the job is done.
Watch out for the cool stuff, Brenda.
- Hurrah to the milkman’s blog
- Josh not Pip?
- Grandpa Simpson?
- Poetry as an icebreaker
Hurrah to the milkman’s blog
I think Harry does have a point about creating a blog for the milk round. But, then again, I’m obviously someone who likes blogs!
Ed does have a point that they may need to keep on at the basic sales to at least avoid overproduction, but there’d be no harm in starting to build those relationships through the blog.
Josh not Pip?
Now there’s a thought – are they setting up Josh to be the next head of Brookfield rather than Pip?
Though Josh does need to realise that when it comes to having girlfriend’s, his sister isn’t exactly showing a good example at the moment.
It’s not about getting serious – it’s making sure that the person you’re going out with isn’t a right plonker.
Easier said than done, though.
Grandpa Simpson?
Is Simpson Jude’s surname then?
If so – is this a signal that he might be around for longer than we’d normally expect?
Always watch out for a newcomer with a surname. They tend to have a longer lifespan.
Damn!
Poetry as an icebreaker
You have to admire Jim’s enthusiasm, but he is getting a bit overtly excited.
I wonder if he does ever notice that not everyone else has the same interests?
Couldn’t he just whip out a Twister?
And what’s this about sketches for the women’s hair? Is Jim a complete amateur when it comes to women??? Surely, by his age, he must’ve learnt that you never say anything about a woman’s hair other than to admire it. Never tell them how to wear it, just as you’d never tell them that indeed, their bum does look big in that.
“The more effort you put in the more fun we’ll get out of it”
Hmmm. I’m just wondering who exactly will be the minotaur.