The sheep are worried by dogs – Thurs 17.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering the Archers Thursday 17th October 2013

• Where’s the tensioning tool?
• David approves of Kenton marrying
• Darrell crawls back in …
• The sheep fall into the river!
• At least Darrell gets his tools
• Jill’s on about cakes
• Rob had to be asked to wipe his boots

Susan gets pulled at her party: Sun 13.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 13th October 2013

• Caroline’s tossing and turning
• There’s too much milk in Joe’s tea
• Tracey’s coming out, so they better get the party started
• The hounds relax Caroline
• Gregory competes for Susan’s attention

The Church won’t help Darrell – Tues 10.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 10th September 2013

• Neil tries to help Darrell
• Alan can’t help Darrell
• Ray corrects Lynda
• Mrs Shen wants magazines
• The Hamiltons have gone elsewhere
• Lynda has to find a piñata

A Mexican night at Grey Gables – Fri 06.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 6th September 2013

• Lynda’s also out of the Rose Bowl
• Oliver’s oblivious
• Ray’s a liar
• The music teacher saves the concert
• Lily’s hyper
• Ray demands a Mexican night
• Should the Church save Darrell?
• Just because Ray’s the boss?

Rob saves some Brookfield cows – Thurs 05.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 5th September 2013

• Emma and Ed are down the pub
• Simone has glandular fever
• Darrell’s sleeping in the bus shelter
• Keira has a purple monster called George
• Distressed cows at Brookfield
• Clarrie’s worried about Kathy
• The vet students like the caravans
• Rob’s going back to his family
• Josh wants pizza and mates

Helen sends Henry away – Tues 03.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 3rd September 2013

• Helen puts Rob before Henry
• Ben’s at the big school
• At least Ruth’s roses are surviving
• Consternation over the wedding invites
• Henry likes boxes
• Tony gets to say ‘I told you so’
• The concert tickets are selling well
• Shula has Darrell on her mind
• When’s a Hen not a Moor Hen?

Helen’s happy to be Rob’s secret – Sun 11.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 11th August 2013

• Helen and Rob, in bed
• What did happen to Rob’s arm?
• No new tractor for Tom
• £18,200 raised for the organ
• Kathy had to work today
• Kathy and Pat to the playground, Neil and Tony to The Bull
• Helen’s playing housewife
• We didn’t need to know Helen’s hands were wet
• Helen’s happy to be a dirty secret
• Milk’s on the up!
• Happy Helen
• Open air Shakespeare

The Magic Grain Sucker to the rescue! – 07.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 7th August 2013

• Kathy’s on yet another personal call
• David tipped the trailer
• The silent film night

Emma abandons the Church – Sun 04.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 4th August 2013

• Emma’s not going back to Church
• Where’s Emma going for her birthday?
• Don’t believe a word Helen says
• The waiter had his shirt untucked!
• Sunday Lunch has changed at the Golf Club
• A second showing at the silent film night
• Shula gets a whole choir for free
• Sweaty cheese

Rob’s wife doesn’t understand him – Fri 26.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 26th July 2013

• Jess is not for Ambridge
• Caroline’s not even allowed to spray plants
• Martin makes Kathy her sums again
• £2k, then they can book the church organ repairer
• Kathy’s in charge of the silent film night
• Pat’s horrified Rob made in into the office

When’s a Clan chief not a Clan Chief? – Thurs 04.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 4th July 2013

• Jazzer to sue the Flower Festival
• What’s wrong with Strip the Willow?
• Performance Poet or Clan Chief?
• Georgie, Georgie, how will your garden grow?
• Where’s the mayonnaise????
• Ah, William McGonagall …
• Neil left a pig in his car

Jennifer to swish – Sun 30.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 30th June 2013

• Swishing comes to Ambridge
• Will no-one think of Lonely Cow?
• The last of the cows leave Bridge Farm
• Felpersham Church Conservation Trust gave £1,200

Tom talks to the cows – Mon 24.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 24th June 2013

• I do love a fundraising thermometer
• Clarrie’s flowers are Olympian
• Clarrie’s scared of biscuits
• Clarrie gets her water feature
• “everybody loves sponge cake”
• George teaches his toys how to pray
• Tom praises the cows

Clarrie gets all angry over flowers – Tues 11.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 11th June 2013

• Do guinea pigs have souls?
• At least Elona left the oven gloves
• Clarrie was not a fan of Zebedee
• Will the well to do of Ambridge not save the organ?
• The Darts Team to watch a Derek Jarman?
• Clarrie’s furious about the Virgin Mary

It’s Sticky Wicket 2013 – Mon 27.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 27th May 2013

• Brookfield hopes for a non-exciting Open Farm Sunday
• Sticky Wicket time

Paul calls Lilian a whore – Sun 19.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 19th May 2013

• Josh is in business
• Paul’s stalking Lilian
• Nic laughs in church
• Paul calls Lilian stupid, then a prostitute
• Lilian forgot coffee with Peggy AND arrived home in a taxi

A cow reacts at Bridge Farm – Mon 06.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 6th May 2013

• Neil offers Josh 30%
• Phoebe likes living with Brenda
• Ed and Jazzer attack the Brookfield sheep
• One, lonely cow at Bridge Farm

Elona demands a divorce – Thurs 02.05.12 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 2nd May 2013

• Darrell’s waiting to be arrested
• Josh wants a share
• Supper at the Aldridges
• Can Josh play with the eggs?
• Darrell’s on his own

Fixing organs, selling cows, odd fencing – Mon 29.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 29th April 2013

• Lynda’s fence perplexes Eddie
• Eddie thinks of Clarrie!
• There’s ‘casual’, then there’s supper at the Aldridges
• Clarrie and Susan are told the cows have to go
• A proper organ, for proper weddings
• Susan starts the gossip
• They got Des

Andrew knows? Matt knows? – Thurs 25.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 25th April 2013

• Lilian is nervy
• Brian’s affronted
• What’s Andrew after?
• Brian’s in for a shock …
• Matt knows …
• Darrell finally realises he’s a bad man
• Paul still doesn’t care