Brenda needs feeding: Tues 12.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 12th February 2013

• The Mike Method
• A milk round is like ice cream
• What to call Ed and Jazzer’s new venture?
• Bethany’s visual learning sessions
• The Ed and Jazzer double act
• Tom didn’t make dinner
• Is Jazzer for or against Scottish Independence?
• Fallon’s staying at Jaxx

Ed’s invited to Will’s birthday: Tues 05.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 5th February 2013

• Ed and Jazzer to become supremo sheep shearers
• Ed’s turned to be Rob’bed
• Rhys isn’t very sensitive to Jazzer
• Valentine’s plans at The Bull
• Rob’s joining the hunt
• Fat Paul hit Derek Fletcher
• No Pancake Night at The Bull?
• The Jungle Drums reckon Lower Loxley needs £1m
• Nic wants Ed at Will’s birthday

The Archers Mon 7th March 2011: Byron Chambers is a w***er

• David’s jealous of Ben
• Inquest date is set
• Elizabeth admits she’s selfish!!!
• Kenton Vs Byron
• David wants it deep
• Will Pip be intensive?
• (Pancake) party at The Bull
• Dry or sweet?

David’s jealous of Ben

David’s wishing life could be as simple as Ben’s.

Ben is super excited about going out with his other wee-men mates for a pizza. And it’s as simple as that.

Birthday. Mates. Pizza.

You know David – that’s doable, even at your age.


Inquest date is set

March 29th, at 3.30pm.

Is David going down?



Elizabeth admits she’s selfish!!!

Blimey. That should have been uttered many, many years ago.

[Elizabeth] “I’ve been so selfish, using him here so much”

Mind you – it’s not entirely Elizabeth’s fault. David should have grown a pair and told Elizabeth he couldn’t help her so much way before he did.

Reality also seems to be sinking in about what a massive task Elizabeth has to take on without Nigel – though she still doesn’t seem to understand that she can hire someone in to share that burden.

[Elizabeth] “All the things Nigel used to do are my responsibility now. Time I got used to it”

Kenton Vs Byron

My money would be on Kenton. Hell hath no fury like a protective brother.

[Elizabeth] “I had a long and interesting chat with Byron Chambers .. .delightful chap … accused me of not honouring Nigel’s memory”

[Kenton] “I’d have sorted him out. Shown him what he could do with his cod piece”

I’d pay good money to see that, I would.


David wants it deep

Seemingly Chicory and Plantain would do the job.

All about improving the grazing, seemingly.



Will Pip be intensive?

As Pip and David ponder whether she’ll get into University, David’s also wondering if Pip will come back from (whatever education she gets into) thinking that Brookfield’s way are old fashioned.

Just like David thought of Phil. And Phil though of Dan.

[David] “(you) might be become one of the high input factory style brigade”

Interesting.

More interesting, though, is whether it will actually be Pip to take over at Brookfield.

I reckon Josh is still in with a shout. And we don’t even know about Ben as yet.




(Pancake) party at The Bull

So says Kenton.

And I love the way Kenton calls David ‘Dave’.

Almost as good as Joe’s ‘David Archer’


Dry or sweet?

Well my answer is always ‘cider, please’, but Elizabeth has to make up her mind for the next batch of Lower Loxley wines.

She’s well out of her depth when she visits the winery, but John is a nice enough chap who reassures that Nigel was just as worried when he first had to make decisions about the wine.

But as one of Nigel’s passions, Elizabeth is particularly nervous about making the wrong choice.

[Elizabeth] “Please John – what would Nigel have decided?"