- Neville takes Simon Cowell too far
- They saw off Molly Button
- Wahey Jazzer!
Neville takes Simon Cowell too far
Neville turned into a bit of a monster at Ambridge Has Talent.
What got into him?
He certainly hasn’t won himself any new, and must have lost a few, friends by buzzing off everyone.
But all was right in the end. As Fallon put it:
“Thank god for jelly beans”
They saw off Molly Button
Unlike the real Jedward, Jamie and Josh actually won.
But, is their 15 minutes of fame and football tickets a good message after their tagging shenanigans?
With David taking a pop at Pip even when she’s not there, and hasn’t done anything to deserve it, I think there’s definite double standards.
Boys will be boys but girls will be watched …
Wahey Jazzer!
Just how can Fallon reject a man with such a fine singing voice?
- A month in New Zealand with a hormonal Lucy
- The Simon Cowell of Ambridge
- What can the matter be?
- What do they mean when they say that Emerald O'Hanrahan is ‘taking the part’?
A month in New Zealand with a hormonal Lucy
That actually sounds quite fun!
So what do we think – will Fallon cope with running The Bull?
Will she find herself in bother, opening up a new opportunity for the (ever so currently quiet) Jazzer? Or will she have to turn to Lilian, though Jolene wouldn’t be too chuffed with that …
The Simon Cowell of Ambridge
I reckon Adam could find a new career as the Ambridge equivalent of Simon Cowell.
He’s certainly opinionated and grumpy enough.
What can the matter be?
Even more evidence to suggest that Kate might be making a return to Ambridge.
Is Brian right about trouble at home with Lucas?
What do they mean when they say that Emerald O'Hanrahan is ‘taking the part’?
@ArchersAddicts: News just breaking, Felicity Jones (Emma Grundy) is leaving. Emerald O'Hanrahan is taking the part. Read all about it in the Ambridge Voice.
Excuse me? What does all that mean?
Just how long has this ‘Felicity Jones’ been impostering Emma for?
And how will this new imposter manage to take her place without everyone noticing? How will she know about the whole Ed/Will triangle shenanigans!?!
We should be told …
- You done too much, much too young?
- Said it before – no no no to Simon Cowell
- Avian massacre
You done too much, much too young?
I was too distracted during the whole Phoebe ear-piercing hullabaloo.
Isn’t Phoebe just 12 years old? Am I really becoming that 30-something that I think she’s too young?
And mind, this is coming from someone who had a pierced eyebrow and labret in her youth …
Still – it must have been a nasty shock to realise that Vicky knows more about your kid than you do. That’s enough to make anyone move continents to curb an undue influence.
Said it before – no no no to Simon Cowell
Enough said. Even though he is probably being mentioned just to wind us up!
Avian massacre
I might be kissing something – but why is there such a big deal about the churchyard bird-stalker?
Has Lynda discovered some sort of new species?
Is it a mutation caused by the previously leaking Bridge Farm?
Or just a really annoyed Budgie?!?
- Tony’s not going to be left with a choice
- “One can do so much with the chorus!”
- Ambridge Has Talent?
Tony’s not going to be left with a choice
Poor man. His opinion may be strong, but his grandfathering instincts are bound to rule through.
As Helen has her first baby-appointment, it seems that all bodes well.
Or, will the putting-on-weight issue prove to be a bit more problematic than even Helen thinks it will be?
Either way, she’s right in saying that Tony will be “determined to make sure that the baby doesn’t suffer”.
I still think a dog would do Helen’s yearnings quite nicely ... and less controversially!
“One can do so much with the chorus!”
Not sure about whether it’s true that the village has been “longing for a production” since the last panto had to be sidestepped,
But Lynda’s vision shall not be trampled.
Ambridge Has Talent
Will this be an opportunity for the increasingly vocal youngsters to step up?
Or for a new celeb slot?
Just please - dear god, please - not Simon Cowell.
I have nothing personally against the man, but not in our Archers.
