The sheep are worried by dogs – Thurs 17.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering the Archers Thursday 17th October 2013

• Where’s the tensioning tool?
• David approves of Kenton marrying
• Darrell crawls back in …
• The sheep fall into the river!
• At least Darrell gets his tools
• Jill’s on about cakes
• Rob had to be asked to wipe his boots

Darrell needs work, not a therapist – Wed 09.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 9th October 2013

• What’s Darrell doing at night?
• Alistair’s got a pig farm with pneumonia
• Why was the cow so brave?
• Even Ruth’s given in to the Super Dairy
• An awkward moment for David
• Darrell doesn’t even know what is the month
• The cows are nearly ready to go in
• The Brookfield kitchen is clean!!!
• Why would Ruth have a recipe?
• Vicky’s calf was culled
• What’s wrong with the stag do?
• Caroline ponders life over some chocolate

First mention of the Christmas Show!!!!!! – Sun 29.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 29th September 2013

• The farmers should be thankful
• What about the harvest supper?
• Who was that?
• Ruth’s a part-time Christian
• David burnt his finger
• How long does it take to cook runner beans?
• Elizabeth and Nigel’s 19th anniversary
• Courgettes or broccoli?
• The badgers are at David again
• Darrell to benefit from the harvest bounty
• The trees are on the turn
• The Christmas show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Caroline wants to sell up

Some bloke attacks Darrell – Tues 24.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 24th September 2013

• Nic’s happy to help
• Joe will be planning his funeral soon
• They still don’t like that Super Dairy
• Josh is donating his eggs
• Eric beats up Darrell
• Kathy went wrong when she left teaching
• Eddie’s got a solicitor

The Flower and Produce Show 2013 – Sun 15.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 15th September 2013

• Who won the Rose Bowl?
• We’re spared phone sex
• Remember the lost earring
• Mrs Shen doesn’t know the meaning of ‘Do Not Disturb’
• A buffer for Kathy?
• Mrs Shen doesn’t want to swim with Kathy
• David and Ruth are going to the Mexican night
• Rob and Lynda’s llamas save Helen
• Mrs Shen wants her swimsuit laundered

Josh snogs a gorgeous girl – Fri 13.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 13th September 2013

• The cows enjoy modern pop
• Berrow Farm
• Was it a wild party?
• Mrs Shen made Magda cry
• Ray buses in auld yins
• David has TWO glasses of wine
• Lynda covers for Ray

Rob saves some Brookfield cows – Thurs 05.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 5th September 2013

• Emma and Ed are down the pub
• Simone has glandular fever
• Darrell’s sleeping in the bus shelter
• Keira has a purple monster called George
• Distressed cows at Brookfield
• Clarrie’s worried about Kathy
• The vet students like the caravans
• Rob’s going back to his family
• Josh wants pizza and mates

Helen sends Henry away – Tues 03.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 3rd September 2013

• Helen puts Rob before Henry
• Ben’s at the big school
• At least Ruth’s roses are surviving
• Consternation over the wedding invites
• Henry likes boxes
• Tony gets to say ‘I told you so’
• The concert tickets are selling well
• Shula has Darrell on her mind
• When’s a Hen not a Moor Hen?

Caroline deadheads some flowers – Fri 30.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 30th August 2013

• Caroline’s loving omelette
• There’s a smell in room 6
• The food at the Golf Club is dry
• Complacency sets in about the Super Dairy
• Welsh Love Spoons resolve all
• Ruth’s not bothered about competition?
• Pip took her own duvet

Ray arrives, and has lunch – Mon 26.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers  Monday 26th August 2013

• Does the Georgian Society have Bath Buns with their tea?
• Ray sounds dodgy …
• Competition for the Rose Bowl steps back up again
• Ruth buys biscuits
• Ray’s a Conway Twitty Man

There was nearly a shower scene! – Thurs 22.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 22nd August 2013

• Everyone’s shocked at Shula’s charity
• At least Pip will have clean clothes in Yorkshire
• Brian has a moment of empathy
• Helen abandons Henry for jewellery making
• The picker killed Jennifer’s roses
• The microphones were off for the bath

Pip tickles a cow’s nose – Sun 18.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 18th August 2013

• Pip gets a cow going
• Lynda becomes Kathy’s dealer
• Poor Valda
• Lynda reckons she’s management material
• No room for Pip?
• Lynda and Ruth also want the Rose bowl
• Shula congratulates Alan and Usha on their marriage
• Shula’s roped into the Elms

Nic gets to sit on a seat (I kid you not) – Wed 31.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 31st July 2013

• Nic will sit down, whether she likes it or not
• Pip drops them in it again (though it’s their own fault for saying she could)
• Jill’s fair chuffed for Kenton
• Elizabeth’s land isn’t selling
• Cricket topical insert ahoy

Helen and Rob get it on - Sun 28.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 28th July 2013

• Pip’s back
• Jolene’s become left handed
• Fallon’s best woman
• Ruth dreams of a bar mounted scraper
• Helen and Rob become more than just good friends

Meriel demands to be a bridesmaid – Thurs 25.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 25th July 2013

• One of the Brookfield cows is limping
• No prizes for Lower Loxley wine
• Meriel obsesses about crisps
• Ruth don’t like cricket
• STILL fascinated by the Clan Chief
• Harvest is on its way
• Not even married, but Jolene’s already cheating
• Lilian’s struggling without Matt
• Anthea rules the roost

Kenton’s behaving oddly – Mon 15.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 15th July 2013

• Lilian’s still doing the work of three people
• Tig’s doing well
• David and Ruth have the taste for champagne
• Number 43 needs to slim down
• Kenton’s got itchy feet?
• Brenda tells Lilian to go away

Elizabeth shampoos a cow – Fri 05.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 5th July 2013

• Elizabeth shampoos a cow
• Lily’s had a brace fitted
• Ruth doesn’t have a thing with which to swish
• Lonely cow’s all clear!
• Helen wants Rob for dinner
• Gloucester cheese?
• Pat wants to gamble their pension
• Lilian’s worried about her tan

The Phil/Jill Archer Clan are very smug – Wed 03.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 3rd July 2013

• Pip’s off to Churcham, David and Ruth on holiday
• Pip wonders where Champagne comes from
• Josh says sorry
• Freddie walks his heifer all the time
• Why do Gloucesters have white stripes down their backs
• Freddie sounds old
• Self-congratulating Archers

Pip got a 2:2 – Thurs 27.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 27th June 2013

• Pip passed
• Halter training a heifer
• Clarrie vandalising gardens
• Phoebe and Abbie can’t share
• Caroline thinks taxis are extravagant
• Oliver’s stood up (again)

One lonely cow left at Bridge Farm – Wed 26.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 26th June 2013

• Lonely cow was taken away
• They came from Cornwall, they came from Wales
• Becky Holden
• Pat’s sad, Ruth’s sad
• And then … there was just lonely cow left