The Christmas show posters go up: Mon 14.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 14th October 2013

• Jamie makes tea
• Caroline’s unreasonable emailing
• Kathy’s enjoying her work
• Beer mats for wedding favours
• The stag do plot thickens …
• A new website and a tea dance
• Why is Jolene upset about Rob’s father-in-law passing away?
• It’s poppy time
• It’s Christmas audition time
• Emma doesn’t seem to be doing much on her cookbook
• Joe’s still not up and at ‘em

Poppy’s named after a cow – Wed 02.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 2nd October 2013

• Spare a thought for them outdoors
• Gies a ring
• “Four weeks’ time, I’ll be Mrs Archer!”
• Elvis will walk Jolene up the aisle
• Why has Oliver never heard of Etta James?
• Rosa calls Darrell smelly
• That local authority chap has been back
• Joe’s not even interested in Bartleby
• Joe’s talking like a dead man walking
• Poppy was a cow
• Darrell nearly gets barred
• When Ed met Oliver

Brenda briefly blunders back – Wed 25.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 25th September 2013

• Kathy’s a lady of leisure
• Brenda’s back for a bit
• So, what’s happening in Kirsty’s love life?
• Cheap Stag do Vs expensive Hen do
• Susan’s 50th will be at The Bull
• Brenda tortures Tom
• Paul’s still in mind

Take your Mistress to work day – Wed 11.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 11th September 2013

• Jolene and Kenton’s go 1950s style
• Why would the link only work on a laptop?
• Lilian summarises Ambridge Extra
• Why was Rob waiting for Helen outside the pub?
• Kenton’s spotted Darrell
• Helen admires the Super Dairy
• Dmitry was a demi-god

A Mexican night at Grey Gables – Fri 06.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 6th September 2013

• Lynda’s also out of the Rose Bowl
• Oliver’s oblivious
• Ray’s a liar
• The music teacher saves the concert
• Lily’s hyper
• Ray demands a Mexican night
• Should the Church save Darrell?
• Just because Ray’s the boss?

Lynda prefers salmon without the head – Sun 01.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 1st September 2013

• Ray demands espresso
• Fallon has a list, and she’s checking it twice
• Rhys is home brewing, but not saying a word about it
• Don’t like salmon heads?
• Lynda’s smelling the roses
• In-house entertainment … at Grey Gables!

The Golf Club is not a Kibbutz (allegedly) – Fri 23.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 23rd August 2013

• Kenton and Jolene playing wet t-shirt competition
• Lynda still believes
• Kathy corrects grammar while others lose their livelihood
• Kenton’s simple to Matt’s complicated
• Kenton’s welcomed back to Wedding HQ

Ambridge celebrates gay pride? – Wed 21.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 21st August 2013

• The Flower and Produce Show celebrates diversity
• Jolene finds THE dress
• Caroline’s finally in the mood for a holiday
• Martin won’t believe the facts
• Caroline wants to go to Juliet’s house

There are too many Archers – Mon 12.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 12th August 2013

• “The trouble is Kenton’s family”
• Kenton wants to be married as Dracula
• Morality lessons from Kirsty
• Brenda not coming home?
• And another Archers invites themselves
• Shelly Brazil is on Twitter
• Tom and Kirsty going out, again

Helen booty calls Rob – Fri 09.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 9th August 2013

• Ian’s caught having a cigarette
• David won’t be bestman
• Lillian DOESN’T have a GandT
• Lilian makes Mike uncomfortable
• Mike makes a guess at where Brenda went on holiday
• Helen doesn’t tell Ian
• Henry’s like a dog
• Helen booty calls Rob

A guest got the wrong cereal! – Tues 06.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 6th August 2013

• Caroline’s up and at ‘em
• Where in Borsetshire are there no memories for Kenton and Jolene?
• Anthea’s annoying, but efficient
• Does Mike know Brenda’s with Matt?

Pig related hashtags – Mon 05.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 5th August 2013

• Anthea thinks pickles are evil
• #Swinetime
• Helen really is avoiding Rob?

Freddie doesn’t want to be a pageboy – Fri 02.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 2nd August

• Jolene’s marrying into the horsey set
• Grey Gables coped with Caroline
• Freddie and Lily approve
• Lily accepts Freddie’s better at something
• Awkward Rob and Helen moment
• Why doesn’t Freddie want to be a pageboy?
• Caroline was Oliver’s investment

Helen and Rob get it on - Sun 28.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 28th July 2013

• Pip’s back
• Jolene’s become left handed
• Fallon’s best woman
• Ruth dreams of a bar mounted scraper
• Helen and Rob become more than just good friends

Meriel demands to be a bridesmaid – Thurs 25.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 25th July 2013

• One of the Brookfield cows is limping
• No prizes for Lower Loxley wine
• Meriel obsesses about crisps
• Ruth don’t like cricket
• STILL fascinated by the Clan Chief
• Harvest is on its way
• Not even married, but Jolene’s already cheating
• Lilian’s struggling without Matt
• Anthea rules the roost

Jolene chooses her ring – Wed 24.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 24th July 2013

• Normal service resumes at Lilian’s
• Will the shrink wrap ever be resolved?
• Jolene chooses her ring
• Royal Baby topical ahoy!
• Rob goes to the nature reserve with Tom
• Ambridge won against Little Croxley
• Rob tells Tom to increase production
• Rob wants kids but his wife doesn’t?

When Lilian got there, the cupboard was bare – Mon 22.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 22nd July 2013

• Is Lilian coming or going?
• Jolene makes Lilian guffaw
• Fat Paul fancies being a beater
• Nic’s glowing hot
• Jolene Archer
• Lilian’s cut Matt off where it hurts
• What’s in a name?
• Will has to use the servant’s door
• William and Catherine’s baby

Kenton and Jolene get engaged: Fri 19.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 19th July 2013

• Jolene says yes before Kenton even asks
• The night of the ceilidh
• Why care about a Chieftain???
• Tom’s fallen for Rob
• Lilian about to go bankrupt?

The Ambridge Swishing – Wed 17.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 17th July 2012

• Caroline sounds awful
• The Swishing
• Kenton thinks of Jolene
• Zebedee’s relative gives $15,000
• Silent film night

Brenda dumps Lilian – Tues 09.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 9th July 2013

• Lonely cow says goodbye
• Lilian and Brenda have a proper spat!
• Kenton insists Jolene keeps his favourite clothes
• Ambridge’s growing obsession with spurtles
• Tony reckons safety in numbers