When’s a Clan chief not a Clan Chief? – Thurs 04.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 4th July 2013

• Jazzer to sue the Flower Festival
• What’s wrong with Strip the Willow?
• Performance Poet or Clan Chief?
• Georgie, Georgie, how will your garden grow?
• Where’s the mayonnaise????
• Ah, William McGonagall …
• Neil left a pig in his car

The Flower Festival – Fri 28.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 28th June 2013

• The penny takes a while to drop for Clarrie
• Daniel’s off to Wyoming
• Jazzer drinks paint
• Jolene drops a clanger
• How much did the cows raise?

Pip got a 2:2 – Thurs 27.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 27th June 2013

• Pip passed
• Halter training a heifer
• Clarrie vandalising gardens
• Phoebe and Abbie can’t share
• Caroline thinks taxis are extravagant
• Oliver’s stood up (again)

Tom talks to the cows – Mon 24.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 24th June 2013

• I do love a fundraising thermometer
• Clarrie’s flowers are Olympian
• Clarrie’s scared of biscuits
• Clarrie gets her water feature
• “everybody loves sponge cake”
• George teaches his toys how to pray
• Tom praises the cows

Bethany’s too fat – Fri 21.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 21st June 2013

• Darrell moves out of Ambridge
• Since when did bacon = curly hair?
• Rob just happened to have a football
• Bethany’s too big for her christening gown
• Saint Sebastian has to go at the back
• Helen really (really) fancies Rob

Paul’s funeral: Mon 17.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 17th June 2013

• Matt’s pure evil
• Clarrie didn’t let Eddie get much sleep last night

Funerals and Fairy Lights: Fri 14.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 14th June 2013

• Jazzer lies about fairy lights
• Emma’s flowers droop, Nic’s don’t
• Ed’s bought off Jamie
• Lilian doesn’t want to say goodbye to Paul

Emma had to turn a mattress: Wed 12.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 12th June 2013

• Size doesn’t matter to Jazzer
• Emma actually has to do some graft
• Clarrie recruits Jazzer
• George is still praying
• Clarrie picks her weeds, they just grow back
• Emma wants to arrange flowers

Clarrie gets all angry over flowers – Tues 11.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 11th June 2013

• Do guinea pigs have souls?
• At least Elona left the oven gloves
• Clarrie was not a fan of Zebedee
• Will the well to do of Ambridge not save the organ?
• The Darts Team to watch a Derek Jarman?
• Clarrie’s furious about the Virgin Mary

Jim woos Jennifer with a cheese scone – Mon 10.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 10th June 2013

• Brian has a concrete floor
• Zebedee Tring’s Connecticut Connections
• Lilian blames herself
• Jim tricks his way back into Jennifer’s affections

Ambride-ifying the Highland Games: Thurs 23.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 23rd May 2013

• Peggy and Jill, on biscuits
• Jill’s a PR guru
• Tom’s shoe lace broke
• The skittle team won’t be partaking
• Jill’s averse to adults eating sweets
• The Highland games, watered down for Ambridge
• Kenton and Jill judge David
• Poor Darrell
• Elona and Peggy have to part
• Peggy’s grandchildren’s love life makes her sad

The Brookfield kids want money – Fri 10.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 10th May 2013

• Josh wants to graze chickens
• Poor Number 27
• Topical mention!
• Jill and David do the weeding
• What’s the gossip from Lower Loxley?
• The darts team have a saint
• Pip still wants a better car

Matt’s stalking Lilian – Wed 08.05.12 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 8th May 2013

• Eddie lets Clarrie down
• Fat ducks
• Vicky offers up her soft toys
• Eddie impresses Lilian with his slab prowess
• Matt turns up unexpectedly again
• While Matt’s at golf …

Need to raise £50k? Hold a Flower Festival - Sun 05.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 5th May 2013

• Jill and Clarrie’s Flower Festival
• Elona’s leaving
• The Ambridge drums give Peggy a fright