Caroline deadheads some flowers – Fri 30.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 30th August 2013

• Caroline’s loving omelette
• There’s a smell in room 6
• The food at the Golf Club is dry
• Complacency sets in about the Super Dairy
• Welsh Love Spoons resolve all
• Ruth’s not bothered about competition?
• Pip took her own duvet

There was nearly a shower scene! – Thurs 22.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 22nd August 2013

• Everyone’s shocked at Shula’s charity
• At least Pip will have clean clothes in Yorkshire
• Brian has a moment of empathy
• Helen abandons Henry for jewellery making
• The picker killed Jennifer’s roses
• The microphones were off for the bath

Pip tickles a cow’s nose – Sun 18.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 18th August 2013

• Pip gets a cow going
• Lynda becomes Kathy’s dealer
• Poor Valda
• Lynda reckons she’s management material
• No room for Pip?
• Lynda and Ruth also want the Rose bowl
• Shula congratulates Alan and Usha on their marriage
• Shula’s roped into the Elms

Nic gets to sit on a seat (I kid you not) – Wed 31.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 31st July 2013

• Nic will sit down, whether she likes it or not
• Pip drops them in it again (though it’s their own fault for saying she could)
• Jill’s fair chuffed for Kenton
• Elizabeth’s land isn’t selling
• Cricket topical insert ahoy

Helen and Rob get it on - Sun 28.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 28th July 2013

• Pip’s back
• Jolene’s become left handed
• Fallon’s best woman
• Ruth dreams of a bar mounted scraper
• Helen and Rob become more than just good friends

Lilian demands Brenda – Wed 10.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 10th July 2013

• Ben only has a wee bag
• David’s a bad texter
• Lilian stalks Brenda
• Hayley’s treat on her day off
• Pip doesn’t wreck Brookfield
• Ben eating the flapjacks has Jill in hysterics

The Phil/Jill Archer Clan are very smug – Wed 03.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 3rd July 2013

• Pip’s off to Churcham, David and Ruth on holiday
• Pip wonders where Champagne comes from
• Josh says sorry
• Freddie walks his heifer all the time
• Why do Gloucesters have white stripes down their backs
• Freddie sounds old
• Self-congratulating Archers

Pip got a 2:2 – Thurs 27.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 27th June 2013

• Pip passed
• Halter training a heifer
• Clarrie vandalising gardens
• Phoebe and Abbie can’t share
• Caroline thinks taxis are extravagant
• Oliver’s stood up (again)

Tony really hates Brian – Thurs 20.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 20th June 2013

• Tony’s scared Tom will turn to the dark side
• Gies a job!
• Lilian still hasn’t packed
• Let’s go fly a kite …
• Pip’s car is “tidy” but “uncool”

Clarrie thinks Christine’s going senile: Sun 16.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 16th June 2013

• Christine’s lost the plot?
• Pip’s cooks and gets a car
• Josh makes money
• Josh and Phoebe?

Open Farm Sunday – Sun 09.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 9th June 2013

• Lilian’s aimless
• Eggs before mum?
• It was Josh wot spurred Pip?
• There could be worse things for George to obsess over
• Matt stoops to a new low
• £102.50

Pip passed her retakes: Tues 04.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 4th June 2013

• Pip’s distracted
• Lilian’s distracted
• Rob and Adam bond over Brian
• David and Ruth have a wee walk

Paul is attacked (again) – Fri 31.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 31st May 2013

• Pip’s turned the corner
• Josh and Ben have pals with which to play
• Tom brings Kirsty champagne
• Hasn’t Jazzer played the bagpipes before?
• Josh wants to do a Tracey Emin
• Paul gets a severe warning

It’s Sticky Wicket 2013 – Mon 27.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 27th May 2013

• Brookfield hopes for a non-exciting Open Farm Sunday
• Sticky Wicket time

David and Pip make a deal: Fri 24.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 24th May 2013

• Tony feels he’s betrayed their cows
• A deal is struck (thank goodness!)
• Matt has no sympathy
• A Brookfield lamb gets stuck in a hedge
• Crying over spilt coffee
• Matt hires a hitman

Pip discovers Josh is the favoured one – Wed 15.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 15th May 2013

• Was the fete vote rigged?
• The shop’s run out of pasta quills!
• Pip decides to be reasonable
• Jennifer and Susan have a natter
• Spencer wants Adam
• Hell hath no fury like a Pip pipped by Josh

The Brookfield kids want money – Fri 10.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 10th May 2013

• Josh wants to graze chickens
• Poor Number 27
• Topical mention!
• Jill and David do the weeding
• What’s the gossip from Lower Loxley?
• The darts team have a saint
• Pip still wants a better car

Paul was Steve, now Fiona – Tues 30.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 30th April 2013

• Matt knows about Darrell
• What passes for tea and sympathy in Matt’s world?
• Matt and Andrew play golf
• Bridge Farm selling their cows is all about Pip
• When Tom met Brenda
• Pip or Tom’s fault?
• A second trip to the Races for Lilian

Pip moves out (temporarily … *sigh*) – Sun 28.04.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 28th April 2013

• Pip thumbs Tom
• Pat still doesn’t want visitors
• Is no-one there for Tom?
• Fancy a holiday at Brookfield?
• Pip moves to a sofa
• Where’s the Kingfishers, Will?
• Helen had a plastic pony collection
• Just let him think it’s a duck, Helen
• When to admit the cows are going?

Tom’s heartbroken, Pip’s ungrateful, Pat’s concerned - Fri 26.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 26th April 2013

• Tony tries to lighten Tom’s load
• Roy gives Tom no hope
• Brookfield’s Forage Harvester is getting a greasing
• Pip’s not reasonable about a reasonable plan
• Pat doesn’t like visitors